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How to Bed a Trans Man

Posted: 02/ 7/2012 4:47 pm

You're a savvy queer who's been eyeing a hot trans guy at the monthly dance parties, or the regular cutie you see at all the fundraising events, but how you make the approach? We here at Early to Bed have had many customers ask for our help in flirting and consummating their crush on an FTM, so on Feb. 9 we're presenting a first-ever workshop, How to Bed a Trans Man, that covers this topic in detail. If you can't make it to the shop in person, lucky you, here are seven tips to help you up your seduction game and keep you from inadvertently offending (or just turning off) your date.

1. Don't use the word "tranny."

RuPaul loves it, but you're not on a date with RuPaul. The word is highly charged in the trans community because of its hurtful use in the past, and even if your date uses it to describe themselves or others, chances are when you say the word, you'll sound awkward at best, or a like an insensitive jerk at worst.

2. If you mess up pronouns, apologize briefly and move on.

Everyone makes verbal gaffes. Quickly say you're sorry and keep the conversation flowing. People mess up names and pronouns of non-trans folks, too; our brains are not perfect, so don't make it a huge deal and draw more attention to it. Then, make a concerted effort to not mess up pronouns again. If you keep saying the wrong pronoun, though, consider that maybe you aren't ready to be on the date.

3. Do your own research beforehand.

How do you take the hormones? What types of surgery are available? What's this tight nylon shirt you're wearing? What does "non-op transsexual" mean? All these questions can be answered by the Internet, so don't treat your date like a private googling session (unless you're supergeeks and that's part of a fantasy scenario). Educating yourself on these topics will keep your curiosity from accidentally spilling all over your date, and it will also make conversation easier to follow on your end if he does mention things about his transition or past. However...

4. Don't bring up trans stuff too much.

With all your newfound knowledge, you might now be tempted to flaunt it, but don't. Play it cool. As a rule, think of it as a 3-to-1 ratio: you should only bring it up once for every three times your date does. Now, if your date is really, really into discussing social construction of gender, queer critical theory, trans politics, etc., then go for it; it's good to talk excitedly about topics that your date likes to talk excitedly about. But if he's not fixated on the topic, then you shouldn't be, either.

5. Don't tell anecdotes about other dates with trans men (or about your trans friends).

Some trans people like knowing that their date has been to the rodeo before, so to speak. Others think it's an immediate red flag that you're a fetishist. Mentioning it once casually in the proper context is OK, but don't instigate the story out of nowhere. Going on and on about your trans friend(s) is meaningless, too; we want to see your behaviors in action, not get a list of your personal references.

6. Don't ask us our birth names.

We went through a lot of trouble to train and educate our friends and families to switch to a new name, plus we probably paid court fees to do it legally. Your curiosity is normal, but the question itself puts us in an uncomfortable place of having to remember our past and talk about it with a near stranger who hasn't properly taken the time to get to know us in the present. It's also kind of a boner-killer to have someone gawking at how we don't look like a Heather anymore.

7. Do give flirty compliments.

Unless you have X-ray vision, the majority of what makes someone attractive to you is not what's between their legs or inside their pants. More likely it's things like the way they move across the room, a grin, how they hold a glass, a look in their eyes, the way they tell a story -- all characteristics that have no gender markers whatsoever. Talk about those things as turn-ons. Use gender-neutral adjectives ("sexy," "smoldering," "attractive," "compelling," "hot") and maybe throw in "cute," "adorable," or "handsome." Avoid adjectives that tend to be gendered in either direction -- too feminine and it can feel uncomfortable, but too masculine and it can sound like you're overcompensating. (The same goes for excessive dude-bro speak.)

Raymond is an instructor at Early to Bed, a feminist sex toy shop in Chicago. Women-owned and oriented, boy- and trans-friendly, the store has a relaxed atmosphere that is different from your average sex shop. Their brother site, Early to Rise, caters to men seeking sex toy advice and honest product reviews.

 
You're a savvy queer who's been eyeing a hot trans guy at the monthly dance parties, or the regular cutie you see at all the fundraising events, but how you make the approach? We here at Early to Bed...
You're a savvy queer who's been eyeing a hot trans guy at the monthly dance parties, or the regular cutie you see at all the fundraising events, but how you make the approach? We here at Early to Bed...
 
 
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Koshesha
The mind of a student.
03:01 PM on 02/09/2012
To the people saying that this article reflects poorly on LGBT people (that we are sex hounds, etc):
Consider the difficulty of dating as a trans person. Now imagine being on a date with a trans person. Personally, it would be a potentially awkward or uncomfortable adjustment and I would have to learn and relearn a lot of things that I picked up along the way. Articles like these are helpful glimpses into situations which are real and need to be talked about. Albeit it is written sexually suggestive, it is also about very intimate activities: dating, romance, and, yes, even sex (and sex is really only suggested mildly).

tl;dr Dating trans people is a foreign things for a lot of people, and it is a good things HuffPost is doing in giving insight into such a relatively new subject that is sure to become more and more visible as LGBT (mainly T) people become more mainstream.

Thanks HuffPost Gay Voices!
12:08 PM on 02/09/2012
gross!
07:14 AM on 02/14/2012
You might well be, but we won't hold it against you. Happy VD.
01:53 AM on 02/09/2012
This is a great article, thank you. I'm assuming the same rules apply for picking up a trans woman? I'm a bisexual man (I have not been with another man, though I have had many fantasies, and they don't turn me off. I've only been with three women anyway, so I'm not that far behind in men then women). I used to find myself slightly put off by trans women and men, despite being bisexual. However, the more I have become comfortable with my sexuality, the more I realized I don't care (that or perhaps I'm pansexual). It took me a long time to become comfortable, I think mainly because I was raised in a strict Christian household. Now, aside from my grandparents (just to avoid the annoying "controversy" and discussions rather than embarrassment), I don't care what anyone thinks.
01:26 AM on 02/09/2012
Let's learn how to "bed" someone.Yes, let's do! Way to go, Huffpo! Let's keeping working even harder to dispel the image that gay people are nothing but sex.
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DanaLane
Internet Rambos Don't Impress Me
10:41 AM on 02/09/2012
Hi John. Being transsexual has zero to do with being gay. Have a nice day.
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CheapTrick
Them or Us.
11:27 AM on 02/09/2012
Read the article, Einstein... the first line says "you're a savvy queer."

This is apparently aimed at, I'm guessing, gay men who want to "bed" a transman (although the image associated with it is of a woman).
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CheapTrick
Them or Us.
11:28 AM on 02/09/2012
And by the way.. does this mean we can finally drop the "T" form our community acronym? if you're done hooking your wagon to the decades of work we did to gain equality, I'm down for that.
06:41 PM on 02/08/2012
As a trans woman who seems to attract trans men without too much effort I think the rules are very simple.

Be his type (whatever that may be, different strokes for different trans folks).
Have a warm connection and an intellectual repoire with him.
Never make him feel, for even a fleeting moment, that you would give him any less respect or any less honor or dignity because he is a trans man (men are men, they all need to know they are admired and respected by their partner, they need to know they're needed, that they're powerful. Why would trans men be different? I think with girls like me it's implied that we wouldn't judge each other, so there's a certain sense of ease for both of us)
10:44 PM on 02/15/2012
F&F
05:36 PM on 02/08/2012
Oh my gosh. Super helpful article. More, please!
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Patricia Harlow
Small witty blurb about me!
03:22 PM on 02/08/2012
Nice article :)
01:05 PM on 02/08/2012
johnjames, a transexual man is living as a man, not as a woman, which they never truely were despite chromosomal markings or perceived genitalia. One may argue that a trans man was always heterosexual regardless of their anatomy or coercively assigned 'sex' at birth, but i don't think that's the angle you were going for... unless you're into radical queer theory, of course!
and people of all gender variances can identify as any sexuality so there really is no need to specifically mention that, is there? gender and sexuality are completely independent of each other. so in short.... yes, virginia, there are gay trans man and lesbian trans women.
12:29 PM on 02/08/2012
Not advice I can use myself since I'm not attracted to transsexual men, but for those who are, both gay and "straight", shouldn't you mention that many transsexual men are heterosexual before they transition to being women and, as women, remain attracted to women?
02:26 PM on 02/08/2012
This article is specifically for how to related to Transmen - not Transwoman. I think you are a bit confused about the terms, which is totally understandable.
A transman, or an FTM - is someone who, when they were born - their biological parts were identified as being biologically female. Than at some point in their lives they transition to becoming a man.
A transwoman, or an MTF - is someone who, when they were born - their biological parts were identified as being biologically male. Than at some point in their lives they transition to becoming a woman.
You are using the term "transexual men" incorrectly, since it seems that when you describe being "heterosexual before they transition to being women.." the correct term would actually be "trans woman". Using the word "transexual" is actually a bit outdated, and some people find it offensive.
05:40 PM on 02/08/2012
You got your terms backwards. Transmen (transsexual men) and those who were born with and assigned as female at birth and are (or have) transitioned into their proper male expression. IE Transmen is a term for FTM (Female to Male) persons. Transwomen is a term for MTF (Male to Female) persons. For the record I am a lesbian transwoman (IE I was born male but have transitioned to female, also I am attracted to females and have been since puberty)
12:18 PM on 02/08/2012
This is a great article for sure, though I think there is one important thing to note if your intent is to be in a relationship with a transman, rather than just "bed" him. It takes more that just not talking about the fact that the dude is trans*. I believe that in order to truly be successful in a relationship with a transman, you need to just see him as a man, and more importantly as a person, and think of him as a man, and again, more importantly as a person. I know that's what I want, anyway, just to be seen as a man and a person.

Then again, if your intent is to bed a transman, chances are if he's on Testosterone, all you need to do is say "Hey, you wanna get it on?" Speaking from experience, that should pretty much do it.
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JHCT
Excuse me... you dropped your finger.
11:41 AM on 02/08/2012
Thank you, thank you, thank you! As an FTM living as myself for twenty years, I can attest that this article is applicable to straight women as well as gay men who want to know a trans man better. I did find my love, and we've now been married 3 1/2 years; but she was a somewhat sheltered straight girl who didn't know how to move forward with me. This would have been so helpful to her, but I'm glad that it can help others now!
10:17 AM on 02/08/2012
Add to that, 'don't assume what does or doesn't have in his pants or how he does/doesn't use it; he might be a top or a bottom or both or neither. Don't use words like FTM or transguy in reference to him unless you know how he self-identifies; a lot of guys ID simply as men without any qualifications.'
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VagabondBull
Independent. Atheist. Sometimes misanthrope.
06:06 AM on 02/08/2012
This should be standard reading for anyone that interacts with/attempts to woo transsexual people.

Any tips for us transwomen who may want to find a nice transman? While predominately lesbian oriented I have had a crush or two on some transmen that I've met. I think dating another trans person would eliminate that whole awkward ritual of eventually explaining your past to them.
08:41 PM on 02/08/2012
Hi, I'm a trans man dating a wonderful trans woman. First, a lesbian identity will turn off quite a few trans men. Second, if you act as if you're going after him because you think dating another trans person would be easier, he's not going to feel particularly attractive. Go after him because of who he is as a person, with his trans identity as just a nice extra.
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VagabondBull
Independent. Atheist. Sometimes misanthrope.
03:36 AM on 02/09/2012
Actually about the only men I've been attracted to were transmen whether I initially knew their status or not. I don't know what it is about them, it's hard to put into words. The only transman I've ever actually gone after couldn't get around our age difference (15 year difference but I didn't know that at first, he looked very young).

Someone who understood the trans- experience would be nice but I would never be attracted to someone for only that purpose. You need to have a lot more common interests than just that one thing.

I worked with a transman not too long ago who got engaged to a lesbian. They just clicked with each other. I should hope for something similar.