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Reese Schonfeld

Reese Schonfeld

Posted: April 8, 2010 04:38 PM

Who Died and Made Billy Payne Pope?

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William Porter Payne, better known as Billy, the chairman of the Augusta National Golf Course, home of the Masters tournament, seems to think that that entitles him to act as if he were the chairman of the board of the "Masters of the Universe". In a forty-two second clip, he manages to insult Tiger Woods, himself, and the entire Augusta National Country Club by delivering a condescending sermon to the world's greatest golfer (who happens to be honoring the Masters by making it his first stop on his return to golf and probably increasing the tournament's television audience by 50 percent).

I would not be so offended by this had I not known a woman who traveled with the national golf tour for several years while working for a magazine that covered the sport. After being constantly hit on by many of the "best golfers in the world", watching them take their pleasure with other women -- like sailors with girlfriends at every port (golfers seem to find girlfriends at every course) -- she quit her job and went into another line of work. The hypocrisy, the pretense, of love and loyalty when wives were around and the womanizing after they left had become too much for her. She felt as if she were an accomplice to their infidelity and she left the tour.

Not to be a hypocrite myself, I remember that in the sixties, when women were just beginning to get good jobs in journalism, we reminded them of what were then called "New York Times rules" -- "what happens west of the Potomac, stays west of the Potomac". Female reporters who went on the road may have been close friends with the wives of many of the men who were on the road with them, but none of them brought back stories about who was doing what to whom while they were out of town. I think that's a good rule, and I think by and large, we're just as well off not knowing what golfers do when they're on tour. I do know that several others of the world's best golfers were notorious within the community for indulging themselves whenever they could.

Tiger Woods got caught, and he is paying dearly for it. So is golf, just look at the ratings. The last thing he or golf needs is Payne's pious preaching as he joins in the pretense that great athletes must be saintly in order to merit public adulation. Rock stars and sports stars are like catnip to groupies, and most of them succumb to temptation. What Tiger did is a sin he shares with many others, and he has acknowledged it. He doesn't need the likes of Billy Payne, who profits from his presence, to condemn him for his misdeeds.

Billy Payne is a hypocrite and the other Augusta Golf Course members should call him on it.

 
William Porter Payne, better known as Billy, the chairman of the Augusta National Golf Course, home of the Masters tournament, seems to think that that entitles him to act as if he were the chairman o...
William Porter Payne, better known as Billy, the chairman of the Augusta National Golf Course, home of the Masters tournament, seems to think that that entitles him to act as if he were the chairman o...
 
 
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AZreb
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08:56 AM on 04/13/2010
Just another thought - Payne knows how the audiences for golf tournaments has fallen in numbers since Woods has not been present. Sooooo - perhaps his comments on the eve of the Masters were made in order to increase even more the numbers of watchers.

Of course, that still doesn't give him the right to make his absolutely assinine remarks, but it does give another reason - more watchers, more money.
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11:27 AM on 04/12/2010
Right on, Reese. Saints are made of clay and BS. Humans are made of blood and lust. Prigs are made of position and arrogance. Shakespeare's most famous speech speaks of the "proud man's contumely",easily describes this Master's prig's personality.
TotallyAmazed
Still amazed, and totally so...
08:54 PM on 04/11/2010
I totally agree with you Mr. Schonfeld.

First off, Billy Payne is the Augusta National chairman and as such was the acting host of the Masters. It was hardly his place to insult a guest in 'his house', so to speak. Tiger, as far as we know, had done nothing wrong while playing golf at AN. Oh, the occasional expletive from Tiger gets their britches in a wad, but who do we know that golfs who doesn't lose it to our trash mouths every now and then?

Payne was insulting and made himself as well as the rest of the governing committee down there in Georgie look like a bunch of tight-**ssed blowhards.

Some of those older golf professionals have been well known for years as jumping anything with a pulse, yet I can't recall a time a one of them showed up to tee off in the Masters that Hootie or Billy thought THEY needed to reprimand those guys. You'd think they would have treated Tiger a whole lot better for, as you noted, made the Masters his first stop after coming back on tour. They should be kneeling as his feet for what he single-handedly did for their ratings all 4 days.
Gasparilla
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08:30 PM on 04/11/2010
His comments were totally unnecessary. Tiger has taken a heap of criticism, which he brought on himself, but these comments did not need to be made at the beginning of the tournament.
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AZreb
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08:49 AM on 04/13/2010
And, after all, aren't women golfers excluded from the Masters at Augusta? If he wanted even more notoriety for comments, he could have spoken to that discriminatory practice. Looks like he made the comments in order to get personal air time and a big audience for his trash talk.

Why the "piling on"? After all, it is not as though Woods is a member of Congress, the body that passes the laws we live by - and how many of them have committed adultery and are still members in good standing of the "good ol' boys club"? Woods is not a religious leader, showing the way (supposedly) to righteousness and heaven - and how many o them have we seen crying the crocodile tears and asking for forgiveness for acts of adultery?

Woods is a sports figure - nothing more and nothing less. He has not committed felonies, as many of the NFL players have done and are still "stars" on the field. This is a metter between him and his wife - not Payne with all his self-righteousness. Makes you wonder if Payne "doth not protest too much"!
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Budokan
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08:00 PM on 04/11/2010
And stop beating around the bush about other golfers doing it. If you have proof, then start naming names and stop being their enablers.
Gasparilla
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08:35 PM on 04/11/2010
That's ridiculous. First of all, do you really doubt it's happening. Second, it's not his duty to start naming names.
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03:33 PM on 04/13/2010
Of course they have and do. They are no different than any other sport or public figures who have the means and the access.
If you had paid more attention to golf prior to Thanksgiving of 2009 you would already know some of the names (!!)
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Budokan
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07:58 PM on 04/11/2010
Guys, it's the Deep South. I've lived here all my life. Like it or not, an old white guy like Billy Payne can say something like this and always get away with it.
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09:08 PM on 04/10/2010
Role Model A: Top athlete who got caught cheating, who's dealing with the fallout, etc....

Role Model B: Sanctimonious pompous white guy who runs a golf course chiding the superstar black guy bringing in the bacon.

Hmmmmm. Lemme think on this....
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robXdion
Because someone has to say it.
11:14 PM on 04/10/2010
Billy Payne and many of Woods' critics (who just happen to be white) need to admit their beef with Woods is really about their discomfort of him being with so many white women. This Augusta, GA. This is the same course that initially wouldn't allow any black golfers club membership.
11:20 PM on 04/10/2010
Well stated, RSMR.
10:42 PM on 04/11/2010
AND still doesn't allow any WOMEN!
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09:03 PM on 04/10/2010
Payne owes Woods an apology.

I saw that clip and was stunned by it.

But I am more stunned by the lack of fallout.

Augusta. In the south. Would Payne have ripped a non-black superstar a new one?
TotallyAmazed
Still amazed, and totally so...
08:59 PM on 04/11/2010
No, he would never have said those things about another golfer that he did about Tiger. It stunned me, too. If he felt completely compelled to make his statements, it should not have been while the tournament was going on and while Tiger was playing. Tiger was a guest at Augusta National for that week. People forget that the Masters isn't a PGA tournament. The Masters is solely owned and run by Augusta National; and, that being the case, Billy Payne displayed pathetically bad manners, as the tournament's host.
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02:47 PM on 04/13/2010
Ditto.
In fact I could sit here and write 'ditto' to almost everything said here.
It was totally inappropriate and uncalled-for. If he felt he wanted to sit and have a private 'chat' with Tiger Woods, that's one thing (and I still wouldn't agree with it but at least I wouldn't have known about it!) but the public admonishment - we were stunned.
You're right in saying he would NEVER have public reprimanded a white golfer especially for something that had NOTHING to do with GOLF or the MASTERS (!!)
The lack of fall-out over this over display of bigotry is disgusting.
08:49 PM on 04/10/2010
Billy Payne should have his lips super-glued to Tiger's buttocks instead of being a preachy prig and a tiresome boor. Tiger is putting most of the food on the "Payne plate" these days.
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09:03 PM on 04/10/2010
Bingo.
07:27 PM on 04/10/2010
"Billy Payne is a hypocrite and the other Augusta Golf Course members should call him on it."

Why would the other hypocrites want to call out one of their own?
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AZreb
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10:14 AM on 04/10/2010
Payne should be thanking his lucky stars that Woods is back and chose to make his reappearance at the Masters. Yes, what Woods did was so wrong, but there are so many who have been unfaithful and are not punished every day in every way in the media.

What about the politicians who make our laws? What about the religious leaders who fell from grace?

And we seem to be willing to forgive those professional athletes who have committed felonies, up to and including manslaughter and the torture and killing of innocent animals. How much worse were their crimes than the very personal one of unfaithfulness?
03:07 PM on 04/09/2010
What nonsense. There is nothing hypocritical about what Billy Payne said. And you seem to think that Woods is bigger than the Masters. He isn't. The Masters will be here long after some other snot comes along and breaks all of Tiger's records. Tiger doesn't 'honor' Augusta National by his prescence, he is privildged to be there.
And to promote what you call the 'New York Times rules', a sort of don't ask/don't tell version or journalistic hypocrisy and moral bankruptcy, demostrates that your moral compass was formed when Eisenhower was president, and woman were around to make sure your dinner was hot when you got home.
Your wife probably irons your boxer shorts, doesn't she?
10:07 PM on 04/09/2010
IGNORING THE GLARING POINT THAT TIGER IS NOT THE FIRST,ALONE OR UNIQUE IN HIS OFF COURSE BEHAVIOR . YOU TOO ARE JUST AS HYPOCRITICAL AS PAYNE.
AND MANY JUDGING TIGER ARE GUILTY OF THE SAME JUST HAVEN'T GOT CAUGHT.
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zlohcuc
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05:36 AM on 04/10/2010
Maybe no hypocrisy in what Payne said but if memory serves correctly, Augusta still features themselves as a club without any women as members.Yes they are setting a fine example for their children and grandchildren by continuing a grand tradition that accords second class citizenship on all women. Now that is some disappointing behavior we can believe in!
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thinkingwomanmillstone
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07:11 AM on 04/13/2010
where is the criticism of the PGA for attending a tournament that is held at a club that doesn't allow women members. They alone could force the hand of Augusta to open their doors to half the population.
12:28 PM on 04/09/2010
I agree with both you AND Billy Payne.
11:28 AM on 04/09/2010
Tiger is back doing what he does best...and also what comes easiest to him. His agents and sponsors are incredibly relieved that their cash machine is back in the saddle. His brand resurrection is moving along relatively smoothly. But Tiger is just doing what comes easily. He has avoided the really hard work, namely the taxing process of self discovery and change that is required for him to regain some semblance of a healthy life with his wife and children without the compulsion to bed the next volunteer.

Perhaps he is continuing this needed process along the way. I doubt it. No, he is doing what is easy and comfortable. He will regret it. Years from now he will look back and wonder why. Why he was so foolish to throw away the one thing that makes us real, our family and the incredibly enriching experiences that only a family can provide a person. He will typify the post-modern tragic figure in American life. A person who has it all, throws away the important part, gets a chance at redemption, and turns away again. I hope I am wrong. Do you really think he has come to terms and just coincidently in time for the Masters? Not a chance.
03:11 PM on 04/09/2010
Agreed. You noticed that Tiger was accompanied by his Nike rep. as he left the scorers building yesterday. Gotta make sure the brand is intact. If anyone had doubts about Tiger's growth as a person, you just have to how he and Nike violate the memory of his father in that obnoxious moral appeal of a commercial. One doesn't seek redemption in an advertisement.
10:10 PM on 04/09/2010
DON'T WATCH
NIKE CHOSE TO REMEMBER THEY HIRED THE GOLFER NOT THE FATHER AND HUSBAND. HOW MAY ADS INCLUDED HIS FAMILY. HOW MANY HIM AS A GOLFER. THE FORMER NONE I CAN RECALL. THE LATTER ALL I CAN REMEMBER.
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PunKinPai
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02:52 PM on 04/12/2010
Wow, you sure seem to know a lot about Tiger's internal life. Are you his analyst? Or are you just pulling this out of your moralizing, judgmental arse?
10:48 AM on 04/09/2010
I'm upset that you missed the even bigger issue. YES he is a huge hypocrite, but mostly because he is preaching from a "moral high ground" he can't hold. He struggled to changes the rules so that a black man could play his club and women still can't. What do the children learn from his "Good Ol' Boys" club when they knowingly and systematically spread prejudice into sport. Tiger's transgressions are terrible and hurt his family, but they pale in comparison of the Separate and Unequal models of the Old Souths most famous course
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09:05 PM on 04/10/2010
Huzzah.