06/17/2010 01:08 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Cover Your Assets With These Buttcrack Blinders From Hip T


Look what ended up in our inboxes this morning! Let us introduce, the Hip-T — a tube of fabric that creates the illusion that you're wearing maternity jeans. Its real purpose is to hide "bum cleavage" (aka your buttcrack), minimize muffin tops, and create a layering effect without bulk. All this reminds us is of when girls used to layer a lace-trimmed cami underneath a solid-colored top and pair them with pants with a one-inch rise (pulling off skanky and boring is harder than it looks!). So, in case you are of the sort that likes to wear low-rider jeans and a too-short top without wanting to actually commit to the dangers — and the point — of wearing a revealing outfit, these should be right up your alley. As the site proclaims, "Don't let your style fall through the crack!" We recommend just buying a pair of pants that fit.