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11/26/2011 02:14 pm ET Updated Jan 26, 2012

Kim Cattrall in Noel Coward's Private Lives

9 Deauville, 1930's. The fine Private Lives revival directed by Richard Eyre at the Music Box Theater opens on a posh hotel terrace. The view must be amazing, you imagine as two couples on honeymoon in adjoining suites gaze over the audience to a yacht in the harbor. On the right, Elyot answers one jealous question after another about his first wife Amanda. His pretty blond new wife may sense Amanda's shadowy presence. On the left, another newly wed man echoes the insecurities to his wife wrapped audaciously in a towel. Of course, the audience gets the conceit from the start; these in fact are one another's exes, in the flesh! Yet the beauty of Private Lives is Noel Coward's language, the hilarious barbs and banter, foreplay to out and out brawl. You cannot resist the unexpected laugh when Elyot, says, "Don't quibble, Sybil."

Amanda is Kim Cattrall, famously Samantha Jones in HBO's Sex and the City, the eldest of the television foursome and most outrageously outgoing, even up to the time of her brave bout with breast cancer. S&C was nothing if not timely, and even in the first feature film that followed, the excesses of weddings got a recession era toning down to cheese cake at Junior's. To digress further, many of Cattrall's post-S&C roles have been some variation of Samantha's sex goddess: in last spring's surprisingly touching indie movie called Meet Monica Velour, her character has outlived a youthful porn star career, and now resides in a trailer, trying to secure custody of her daughter, until a geeky fan turns up.

As Amanda, 55 year old Cattrall is sexy in that towel when we first glimpse her on the Deauville terrace, and elegant in evening gown. In Act II, she's in silk negligee, and later a smart suit. As she and Elyot (Paul Gross, a Canadian actor who has the requisite handsome charm) go at it, from bed to couch, they fall into a pattern best understood as their mode of marriage. This couple may need a break once in awhile, and yet Elyot and Amanda can be so fully attuned, as when a familiar knowing Samantha smirk crosses Amanda's mouth. The left behind partners, Victor (Simon Paisley Day) and Sybil (Anna Madeley), follow to Amanda's Paris apartment to retrieve their spouses, and soon end up on a chaise, he smacking her rump.

Noel Coward understood marriage, the heterosexual sort; these couples cannot keep their hands (or fists) off each other. Louise, the maid (Caroline Lena Olsson), enters, speaking only French. At a recent matinee, a woman in the orchestra shouted out to the man seated by her side, do you understand her? Ca ne fait rien. The maid is important in whatever language because she represents all of us surveying the destructive fun of these utterly mad sophisticates.

A version of this post also appears on Gossip Central.

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