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The Somber Act of Placing Large Pink Polka Dots on Bulldozers

Posted: 07/11/2012 4:19 pm

Someone might call this "culture-making." We step into hazmat suits and spread pink polka dots on bulldozers at the construction site for the Spectra (fracking gas) pipeline on the Manhattan-side riverbank of the Hudson. We make media of it, still pictures that can be slide-showed on Flickr, creating a sort of film. The Stop Shopping Choir composes a song -- "The River Song." We walk audience people from performances to the site, and THEY sing the song to the river with us, standing there, the citizen choir in hazmat suits.

This culture-making environmentalism should not resemble "Protest," which is used like a consumer label by the commercial press to dismiss us. And god knows they've been doing that for years. If culture we're making is more interesting than the clichéd march-and-rally, and the first response isn't to point and call us "Protesters," -- now we're getting somewhere!

"Culture" is a big haughty word, but it makes good yogurt too. We could call it "life-making." Let's be doing something fun and memorable, people. Culture-making can take the form of a flash mob of nakedness in a big bank, a re-issue of The Monkey Wrench Gang, a climate camp with parents and children that stops an aluminum smelter. The point is to add a dimension beyond the cycle of protest, litigation, legislation, blogging commentators, policy. This sea of recycling images is where the corporations want us to drown in our well-intentioned agony.

The Spectra Pipeline? Nobody wants it. But democracy doesn't work around here. All the towns and community boards and citizens' health groups along the route of the pipeline, from the Pennsylvania fracking fields to playground at the end of Horatio Street that would be incinerated by a gas explosion -- everyone's agin' it. But JPMorgan & Chase is for it, Mike "Wall Street" Bloomberg is for it, and a big Texas energy company is for it. It's a pure trinity of 1% devilishness -- money, politics and fossil fuel.

This threesome of natural Hellfire -- they mainly deal in subterfuge. They get all the regulatory panels to vote yes on the pipeline before most New Yorkers know anything about it. People can't tell you with much specificity where the construction site is located; how the pipeline is supposed to come into the West Village at an old pier where they park garbage trucks, then cross the Westside highway along Gansevoort Street in the meatpacking district and turn left toward the Con Ed grid.

Our offering so far is to take audiences to the site and dress them up. Sing songs and leave clouds of hot pink dots. We're just getting started. The important thing now is for people to know where the construction site is located. What, physically, does it look like? Our costume comedies make that easier to do. We need to feel the incision point of this big pipeline; the 800-million cubic feet of natural gas shooting through the steel tube out of the river... Our reaction must become visceral. Now we are far more angry. And scared. Experience this thing.

Then people won't call us protesters anymore, or NIMBY-types, or liberals... they won't call us names because we're chasing them down the street. We're stronger than their marketing. Stronger than their shopping. We're strange agents from the Earth. With sticky-backed hot pink polka dots! Amen!

 

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Bellla
Trans & Proud
07:11 PM on 07/16/2012
You rock, Rev. Billy!
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emerald almonds
04:56 AM on 07/16/2012
OH, and another thing. Flex fuel cost triple to refine and about double to buy and it cuts the milage by about a third. Again, not any savings there for the companies manufacturing it or the consumer.
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emerald almonds
04:49 AM on 07/16/2012
If contractors used their heads and insulated the proper way, no one would have high energy bills. I used 4 inch solid 4X8 sheets of styrofoam and joined it with expanding caulk. Tyvek on the outer walls. No air in, no air out. Thermal windows and doors.
I live in FL., so it gets hot. I use 2 , 220 amp window shakers for air in a 16, 300 sq. ft. building. On a 98/99 degree day, my home is between 75/78.
It was built with mostly recycled, except the outer shell, inner supports and trusses.
To really help, get you local government to except new ideas on construction practices.
I had to fight tooth and nail to go out of the cookie cuter building codes. This is the first time the county had someone build a home like this. I had to go to the State 3 times for adjustments in their idiotic laws.
The electric company tried to charge me $2500 for a months worth of electric due to the size of the house. I paid a private audit company and forced the electric company to do an audit. Again, I won.
I guess I got off of track a bit here, but there are many things that would be worth while for everyone if you would just get off of the fuel 1% bandwagon.
My flex fuel SUV and my large house cost me less than most because I thought out of the box.
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emerald almonds
04:47 AM on 07/16/2012
It's stupid! Do you really think you are doing anything to stop it?
When did you have to pay a mortgage and drive to work every day for a pay check?
Some of us do not live in the city. We don't have public transportation like city dwellers.
Alternative energy is far too expensive. $280K for electric in my new house if I went totally solar. Then it would be thousands a year for maintenance. Sorry, but I won't pay that. There is NO return in that price or breaking even.
What I pay for my electric now is about $180 for everything. That is for a very large house, a pool, 2 barns and the regular items like laundry, fridge etc..
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DopamineProject
07:23 AM on 07/13/2012
Great idea! Too bad there wasn’t a way to paste pink polka dots on the money and power addicts who use money and power to trigger the same dopamine that junkies triggers with heroin. That way the world might gain some insight into the great addiction hoax and the fact that our species’ future is being destroyed by hopeless addicts with insatiable dopamine cravings.

The difference between money/power addicts and junkies is that (instead of getting sent to jails and treatment centers where they belong), the dangerous and destructive money/power addicts get to flaunt their addictions and pretend they are upstanding members of the community and that their addictions are normal, acceptable, and even admirable.

DopamineProject.org
09:38 PM on 07/11/2012
YAYOI KUSAMA! http://www.yayoi-kusama.jp/e/information/index.html
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John D Rachel
Expat living in Japan writing a new novel.
07:02 PM on 07/11/2012
This is so brilliant! I can't say enough good things about this approach. In the first place, it is entertaining and since 99.99% of the raw sewage which is delivered to us via modern media is in effect "entertainment", often devoid of any substance or thoughtfulness, this strategy encourages the media to get involved. Secondly, it is non-confrontational in the extreme. Pink polka dots? Do they dare tear gas pink polka dots? Third, it is easy to become so morose and full of despair that we forget that the smile, better yet a good laugh, is among the most disarming weapons known to man. Sure, the opponents will brush this tactic off as fluff. But who'll have the last laugh?
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artleads
Let's have a national retreat.
05:18 PM on 07/11/2012
Art, the stone that the builder refuseth, comes to the rescue!