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Richard Greener

Posted: June 23, 2010 09:27 PM

The McChrystal Lesson: Don't Let the Kid From Rolling Stone on the Bus!

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Who can forget the kind of jerk you knew in high school and college, the one who comes quickly to mind when you read about General Stanley McChrystal in Rolling Stone. In teenage movies he's usually portrayed as a strutting, arrogant, misogynist football player. Always a white guy, he's almost always rich too. Powerful daddies produce these kinds of sons by the truck full. Now, I don't know McChrystal, but I suspect from reading what there is about him that he was that sort of kid and has been that sort of man, as a General, with one glaring exception. He's also smart. Unlike the schoolboy asshole, McCrystal is intelligent, capable and in life, eventually successful. But my bet is Stan McChrystal is also culturally isolated. And that's unquestionably true for his closest buddies, the members of "Team McChrystal" - the guys who together with the General seemed to be running Afghanistan as their private war game.

What makes me say this? Well, doesn't it look like none of them ever bothered to rent a copy of "Almost Famous." (Do you think they have to actually pay for movies and DVDs?). Had they somehow viewed this American film classic, they would have known. Never let the guy from Rolling Stone get on the band's bus! For Christ's sake - you and I wouldn't let a reporter from Rolling Stone into our house! And who are we? Nobody. What was this General thinking?

In the article that got McChrystal fired it says he voted for Barack Obama. Yes, it does. I've heard that the 2008 military vote wasn't as heavily Republican as some people seem to believe just as a matter of faith, but the idea of a General, particularly a combat officer, voting for Barack Obama over John McCain seems too good to be true. Perhaps, a vote for the black guy was just another of Stan McChrystal's lifelong series of acts of defiance, another demonstration of his lighthearted contempt for perceived authority. No wonder then that in the wilds of Afghanistan he would gather around him a group of officers who would so eagerly, so willingly show their disregard for their superiors. Just following the lead of The Boss. There was no one around to tell them - "Hey, man. It's Rolling Stone, not The Weekly Standard."

McChrystal's style apparently has been to slight foreign diplomats, even when in their country, ignore diplomats from his own country, belittle his own Vice President and mock his Commander-in-Chief. Even Douglas MacArthur couldn't get away with that - and he actually won his war. Remember? The Big One. World War II. What war did McChrystal win? Did I miss something?

There have been whispers about all this being a setup job with General McChrystal serving as the rabbit for the long distance run of David Petraeus - the long run to the Presidency, that is. But, if McChrystal did actually vote for Obama, and since President Obama did give Stan his own war to run pretty much as he liked, what's in it for him to be anyone's stalking horse? Who are his mysterious Republican masters? I don't buy it. If Petraeus has dreams of being The Emperor David, he'll have to climb that pile on the heels of some real victory in Iraq and now you can add Afghanistan as well. No easy task there. In fact, an impossible one. There doesn't seem to be any victory in sight anywhere we're fighting. And maybe none desired too.

Why the hell are we hunkered down in Iraq and Afghanistan? Most of the world's oil lies underground in the Middle East and now we know there is at least a trillion dollars worth of mineral wealth beneath the rocks of Afghanistan. All those who believe the United States will be in both places forever please raise your hands.

For a President who sits atop a worldwide empire, who has just recently been made to look The Fool by a Hugh Grant look alike claiming to run the world's sloppiest oil company, and who can't seem to get his own political party to do anything he promised in his campaign to be President, having a jackass, small-time General who sleeps only occasionally and never eats at all, making fun of him in a magazine he's probably been reading since he was a kid - well, that crosses the line, don't you think?

Fight for single-payer healthcare? Close Gitmo? End warrantless searches? Put a stop to extraordinary rendition? Make offshore oil drilling safe? End widespread Wall Street and banking abuses? Hey, you can't always get what you want. But don't you even think about humiliating Barack Obama in the pages of Rolling Stone!

The saddest part of all this happens off camera. Stanley McChrystal fades away. He doesn't get to sing Elton John's "Tiny Dancer." Not on a bus. Not in a dusty bunker somewhere near where Alexander the Great may have once camped. And Kate Hudson ain't waiting for him in his hotel room when he comes back from getting dumped.

 
 
 
 
 
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03:57 PM on 06/26/2010
You know I'm awfully slow sometimes. It's taken me awhile to figure out that what this rooling stone reporter did was in my opionion right up there with the release of those Abudabe prison picture----as close to TREASON as you can get.

NOW there is NO chance in he// that the public will get the ACTUAL and UNFILTERED TRUTH about the war. We are now left with the filtered lies of those who have an agenda----those in the shadow government
03:06 PM on 06/24/2010
Tennessee white trash Stanley McChrystal's getting a second star from his "good buddy," the 9/11-committing Closet-Queen-in-Chief, draft-dodger George W. Bush, for assassinating "true believer" Pat Tillman "with deniability," went to his head surrounded by a coterie of sublimating psychopaths and deviant sycophants serving false war for fascist plutocracy.

The insubordination pseudo-West Pointer McChrystal's subordinates demonstrated in the command environment he engendered was gossipy, self-aggrandizing, over-compensating chit-chat of "macho" gay killers.

May any seeking righteousness, for, by, and of, the People's servant, President Obama, ensure we truly be rid of McChrystal, Bush, Cheney, and their ilk, unlike Nixon, GHW Bush, and E.Howard Hunt at Dealey Plaza and all the evil they were able to effect.

G-d is not mocked.

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RabidRightRebel
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03:00 AM on 06/24/2010
It is both sad and amazing that the best journalists now work for publications like Rolling Stone. While we have known for some time that Fox is a propoganda machine for conservatives, the lack of investigative efforts by other mainstream media is just pathetic.

Thank you Rolling Stone for protecting journalistic integrity.
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11:32 PM on 06/23/2010
Perhaps Gen McCrystal might have declined the job because he was not provided the resources he believed necessary for victory.

Instead, he accepted the mission and blamed and mocked others when he failed. "See, I told you!"
01:06 AM on 06/24/2010
Gen McCrystal was not failing despite the odds. He is a soldier, he'll take the job and get it done, and he's led men to kill/capture more of the enemy than we'll ever know. This is like if your boss wanted you to dig a hundred yard trench, and your boss has a caterpillar that you requested, but he decides to only gives you a shovel and a wheel barrow. Sure, you'll take the job, you'll even get it done. But you can bet your butt you'll be cursing the boss the second he isn't around. In this case, someone overheard, and yes it is unlawful what the man done. Key point is, like Rumsfeld said, you go to war with the Army you have, not necessarily the Army you want. And it is the job of soldiers to make the limitless impossibilities happen with limited equipment, personnel, and cooperation.
11:28 PM on 06/23/2010
Wow - that opening paragraph could be perfectly applied to other countries' perception of the United States. What have we got? Strutting? check. Arrogant? check. Misogynist? ok, no worse than some, better than many. Rich? yep. Smart? not as much as he thinks, no slouch. Culturally isolated? Oh yeah.

The US press hasn't picked up on the coincidence that just about the same day as McChrystal blew up, the UK lost their three-hundredth soldier in your little war. My country Canada is coming up on 150, which needs to be kept in the perspective that we have only 2500 or so troops in country, making our losses much higher per person than the UK or the US. And of course, any soldier can get PTSD, lose limbs, eyes too…

Do you realize how infuriating it is that this misguided, aimless violence in the world is the best you could come up with when we stood beside you after 9/11? Do you know how many of us remember, whenever you talk about how the US "saved the world" in WWII that London went through the equivalent of a 9/11 every three weeks for 7 months in the Blitz alone, and all of that did not prompt you to commit a single American to their defense?

Do you think you deserve anything next time, if the best we can hope for is this laughable circus of incompetence, arrogance, obliviousness and self-deceit when we do?
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10:37 PM on 06/23/2010
Another wonderful piece by this super talented writer. Right to the point and so full of truth. Loved it. I don't normally have a lot of use of the soldiers, but McChrystal is a "has never been" and yet this morning someone on this publication equated him to McCarthur and Curtis LaMay... Another pair of insolent and arrogant soldiers. With luck, Petraeus will keel over before campaign time.
09:47 PM on 06/23/2010
Rolling Stone did us a favor by revealing a puerile, thoughtless, arrogant narcissist. However, Obama did not go far enough. The general betrayed his country; he should be arrested and court-marshaled as a traitor. Insubordination is bad enough, but also undermining civilian leadership is unconstitutional; and if these aren't bad enough, the general also showed poor judgment in his comments, comments unfit for any general much less a commanding general. His loose lips may sink ships. Arrest him. Try him. Jail him. He belongs behind bars.
10:15 PM on 06/23/2010
Agreed, Dayahka. Obama again showed he's a wimp by "accepting the resignation." McCrystal should have been fired and demoted to a one star general by Obama. As it is, he'll retire handsomely, adding to the national debt.
10:41 PM on 06/23/2010
Yeah! and then arrest, try and convict GEN Petraeus, because his name rhymes with BETRAY US!