04/30/2009 11:16 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

WHAT THE CLUCK! Popeye's Runs Out of Chicken.

You can take my job.

You can take my American car.

You can destroy my retirement account.

You can send me to Iraq.

You can trick me in a grand ponzi scheme.

You can give my taxes to fat cat bankers.

But don't you DARE mess with my chicken...

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