Thank You Mr. Blossom

Ayn Rand and Machiavelli
would be brimming over with pride.
You've created your own separate world
and invited us all on your ride.

Thank you Mr. Blossom,
for telling our POTUS straight.
For getting his pet goats in a row.
It's what makes your myth so great.

Thank you for guiding this ship's captain,
keeping our nation secure.
Thanks for putting our economy back on top,
all while sending our children on tour.

Thank you for cleaning the air we breathe
And for cheap gasoline in our tanks.
For keeping us all united as one,
Appeasing the dissent in our ranks.

Thanks for caring about working folks
and addressing our varied ills.
Thank you for keeping us busy as bees,
Paying our mounting bills,

Thank you for tapping more than your library
To guide our magnificent leader.
Thank you for instilling him with all your compassion
while making him an avid reader.

Thank you for giving up the spotlight
And working behind the curtain.
Thank you for taking the next election
And insuring the outcome as certain.

Thank you for loving this country so much
That you'd donate nine years of your life.
You're earned yourself some quality time
With a certain little "Mr. Wife."

Many Americans just don't get,
how hard it is to be you.
So easy to criticize things we don't like,
and believe things that just aren't true.

Thank you for all those whispers
In our lauded President's ear.
Thank you for designing a better place
For the few that you hold dear.

Though you're exiting out the back,
Your legacy is totally awesome.
You're free to to build upon your legend,
and let your true "Inner Turd" blossom.

"Master" and "Mind" aren't bad words
They're just better kept apart.
And together they are of little worth
Without the counsel of a heart.