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Bristol Palin And The Trouble With Christian Sex

Posted: 03/24/10 11:37 AM ET

As part of Bristol Palin's role as a born-again champion of abstinence, she recently wrapped up filming an episode of ABC's The Secret Life of the American Teenager, in which she plays the friend of another young single mother. Look for the episode to air this summer, but look for the Palin family's hubris to air nonstop before, during, and after then.

While Bristol seems much sweeter than the rest of that clan, that arrogantly church-going family reminds me of three fundamental problems that arise from traditional Biblical instruction on sex.

Forget the tired notion that Christians are "against" sex. They're as wildly for it as anyone; that's what got Bristol into trouble. Christians simply have an idealized notion of sex and relationships, one that's increasingly divorced from the reality and the direction of the larger society.

I speak, of course, of mainstream and conservative Christians, who struggle more nervously than others with three fundamental problems that arise from Biblical sexual instruction.

1. Its rules weren't intended for modern society.
Whether the human body developed gradually over millions of years or suddenly around six millenia ago, God or Mother Nature installed sexual plumbing that slips noisily into gear around age 13 and keeps churning noisily for decades. Yet human society has developed in ways that increasingly delay marriage till 30-something. The body and mind are hardly silly to rebel.

The focus on abstinence, on "presenting one's body as a holy and living sacrifice to God" (to use Paul's term), is in 2010 a great way to never meet that special someone. Christianity is so fearful of experimentation on the part of singles that it encourages passivity instead. The notion is that "God will deliver the right person in His perfect timing. I shouldn't upset His plans or force His hand and get into inappropriate entanglements." Given that marriage is being delayed more than ever, it's little wonder that many quality people that I knew in church have moved into middle age solo, against their will and better judgment and deepest longings. And it's little wonder that some of those who married did so with people outside the church.

2. It promises more than it can deliver.
It criticizes all premarital liaisons as dangerous or at least misguided, and it pooh-poohs any possibility of even some redeeming or meaningful engagement with another human being. And it sets the marital bed up as a far greater good. This leads to the common complaint of various married Christian friends, which is that married sex isn't what it was cracked up to be. Distress over the mundaneness of it all, anger at the lack of interest on the part of a spouse, and curiosity about what else may have been out there prior to marriage may not be terribly different from what anyone else feels. But Christians' sense of disappointment is more real and palpable.

At some level, the notion that abstinence in singleness will lead to maximum joy in marriage is a microcosm of the idea that if you show restraint on earth you will have boundless joy in the afterlife. And there are many who, based on how they found the former notion to be untrue, worry about the latter being a bit trumped up, too.

3. It encourages bad faith, not integrity or maturity.
While Christian instruction makes some believers passive, as noted above, it makes others into liars, deceptive to themselves and others.

Given that Sarah Palin has always championed abstinence-only approaches for sex ed, how did Bristol not heed the message? One of numerous studies helps us make sense of it:
the Washington Post reported in 2005 that "although young people who sign a virginity pledge delay the initiation of sexual activity, marry at younger ages and have fewer sexual partners, they are also less likely to use condoms* and more likely to experiment with oral and anal sex," according to researchers from Yale and Columbia Universities."

*Hello, Bristol!

Within a contemporary church, you will discover many committed couples who break traditional bounds of romance while pretending to be chaste. They stay overnight, for example, grinding their way past every boundary short of intercourse. I believe Calvin would have had them flogged in Geneva, and I suspect God would have told them to quit the BS and just go ahead and use a condom instead of attempting to play coy.

Theological and ecclesiastical authorities will say that this isn't what Biblical instruction intends and shouldn't even be cited as an example of Christian conduct. But few will concede that sex is complicated, and that sometimes the unmarried couple that enjoys sex responsibly but which later breaks up may be healthier than the ones who rationalize loopholes.

There is also the issue of premature marriage. Go back to the huge gap between puberty and marriage that arises due to social changes that extend adolescence longer than ever before. Combine this with Paul's admonitions that "it is better to marry than to burn," and far too many devout Christian singles end up getting married before they are emotionally mature. They want the sex now, and marriage is the only way they can get it in a way that they think God can bless. So they marry just after graduation from their Christian college, well before they know what they want in a relationship or can bring to it. This is bad faith, and it is thus small wonder that the divorce rate for Christians is roughly the same as for those who don't live by the Bible's demanding standards.

If there is a God, I imagine he or she cares more about emotional health than about rigid rules ("the Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath"). And the various rationalizations and loopholes of true believers can in many cases move them farther from, not closer to, emotional health and an integrated view of reality.

There are various scholars, particularly many feminists, who have dismissed the Christian view of sex in an unflattering or distorted light. I can think, for example, of Karen Armstrong, the bitter ex-nun who makes it her calling to insist, oddly, that Muslims are far more progressive about sex than Christians.

But Christians, from Bristol Palin to Jimmy Swaggart, love them their sex, or at least their idealized concept of what sex should look like. That's what causes the three major troubles listed above. And that seems to beg for greater discussion in America's churches.

Rob Asghar's Lessons from the Holy Wars, a journey from Islam to Christianity to a more open spirituality, is available now at Amazon.

 

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As part of Bristol Palin's role as a born-again champion of abstinence, she recently wrapped up filming an episode of ABC's The Secret Life of the American Teenager, in which she plays the friend of a...
As part of Bristol Palin's role as a born-again champion of abstinence, she recently wrapped up filming an episode of ABC's The Secret Life of the American Teenager, in which she plays the friend of a...
 
 
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03:22 PM on 04/04/2010
I really like "integrated view of reality". We are talking about people who are led through life by the use of words and fear. They would benefit greatly from an integration of their beliefs and fears. Only then will they overcome this opression.
For Easter, I recommend "The Inquisitor" with Vincent Price *****
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10:34 AM on 03/30/2010
AND the new health care bill includes $250 million for continued "abstinence only" education. Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_QQkW0zexU
11:08 PM on 03/29/2010
Sexual sins, for believers, are powerful destroyers of relationships and can damage the trustworthy and respectful atmosphere that is necessary for a relationship to sustain. They confuse us and impede our security and esteem. The Bible tells us that this sexual immorality makes God angry (Colossians 3:5-11). These sins turn us away from God and the purpose of this life is to glorify God and enjoy Him, bringing others to Him along the way.

Graciously,
Pamela
10:57 PM on 03/29/2010
It saddens me that you question whether or not there is a God. Have you checked your pulse lately? Sir, you are in my prayers. I am a Christian, I am not perfect, but I am redeemed. I thank God for His grace and mercy everyday, I can only pray that you recognize this sacrifice and are able to do the same CONSISTENTLY. The Bible says this on Christian marriage in 1 Corinthians 7 :
"Now regarding the questions you asked in your letter. Yes it is good to live a celibate life. But because there is so much sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife, and each woman should have her own husband. The husband should fulfill his wife's sexual needs, and the wife should fulfill her husband's needs. The wife gives authority over her body to her husband, and the husband gives authority over his body to his wife. Do not deprive each other of sexual relations, unless you both agree to refrain from sexual intimacy for a limited time so you can give yourselves more completely in prayer. Afterward, you ahould come together again so that Satan won't be able to tempt you because of your lack of self-control."

Well, sir, what is so bad about that?

Respectfully,
Pamela
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lisakaz2
Da ministero dell'interno di Snark.
07:59 PM on 03/28/2010
A shame how many people cannot address the substance of the piece initially posted.
05:17 PM on 03/28/2010
*This* is "bad faith"? Is there any other kind?
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07:50 PM on 03/28/2010
Please sign petition to boycott Sarah Palin's show on the discovery channel http://www.thepetitionsite.com/21/boycott-the-discovery-channel-networks
04:54 PM on 03/28/2010
Lets leave her daughters alone.
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05:34 PM on 03/28/2010
Marching her daughter out on the campaign trail was her idea Palin brought them into it just like her pregnancy that lasted all but three months she and her family is fair game went you flaunt them out in public!
05:40 PM on 03/28/2010
Obama had his daughter on stage too..But, an attack on them would be just as putrid, if not more so because they are younger.
06:07 PM on 03/28/2010
Her daughter was old enough to opt to engage in sex or opt NOT to engage in sex. When one's mother is on the national political stage promoting abstinence only, and the daughter of that mother ends up pregnant, it creates an obvious conflict. Either the daughter chose not to hear or listen to the mother, or the mother's position is not in step with the daughter's.

Bristol Palin is not a child and she made certain choices. Her mother owns the responsibility for her being on the public stage, and she remains out there. If the criticism is too much, she should move on.
10:39 PM on 03/28/2010
Well, for the sake of manners and respect I believe family children should be off limits to a large extent, but I see you disagree. I assume you also think it is good practice to use Obama's young daughters as political fodder as well? It is distasteful in my opinion.
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04:34 PM on 03/28/2010
Is it society's problem that Sarah Palin can't control her daughter and make her from spreading her legs for anyone she has eyes for!
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12:11 PM on 03/28/2010
What is it with you libs...you have to decide that anyone who doesn't do things your way is wrong. Get over it and let people choose what they want.

ps. I suppose you never did anything that your parents taught you not to? It's called rebellion, independence etc., a normal teenage thing.
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04:36 PM on 03/28/2010
It is called having unprotected sex because you have no idea what your doing!
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ReealOne
Don't sweat the small Stuff, life is way too short
05:24 PM on 03/28/2010
@mrskorn. The subject is about a hypocrite of a little girl who is suddenly promoting abstinence.... after she's had a baby. No matter what your mommie tells ya, you don't get to go back to being a virgin, just because you want to.

That's the problem with the "so-called chrisitan wingers" they are teaching their kids all of this crap, that doesn't empower them but cripples them.

Young boy and you girl see each other, their skins get to tingling and their hormones get tot screaming... before you know it, abstinence is sitting on the fence watching 'em roll aroung in escatsy.

The best thing to do for your child in today's world is to equip them with choices. That's great if they can be abstinence (which usually gets its walking papers as soon as the emotions rise), but teach them about sex education, and tell them how to handle sexual feelings. Otherwise, she's going to be like th preachers daughter in my town. She does a lot of praying, only it's not has hands that are lifted to heaven.... but her legs.
06:41 PM on 03/28/2010
Unless she was given a "roofie", I think she had "some idea" of WHAT she was doing. What obviously occurred is she took the risk and gave in to screaming hormones and desire. That doesn't make her "bad" or different from many other people. But what does make her different is her mother being out in the public arena stridently calling for abstinence only. Does not set well.
11:11 AM on 03/28/2010
An amazing tome merely written to stir up emotions against Christians. Coulda just wrote the name "Sarah Palin" alone in one sentence thus obliterated the necessity of authoring the tome. Anyway, I can di it, too...................uh, maybe a little shorter, though.

All sex is within the parameters of desire. What turns anyone on is a matter of preference and can occur naturally at anytime, anywhere, else the human experience involving sex would be automatic, like animals who pair off at set times to procreate. Want more? Ok, human procreation has the important "pleasure" aspect to ensure continual participation. Other species relies on a set timetable lasting a short time and after non existent, until mostly next year --cats, rabbits etc the exceptions.

Christians and agnostics, plus dimocrats in their own way enjoy sex. End of tome.
07:28 AM on 03/28/2010
"Theological and ecclesiastical authorities would say that ..." Who do you mean? Do all the theological and ecclesiastical authorities of all the religions really say the same thing on this subject? When I went to high school, I was taught to be a little more specific than that.
03:04 AM on 03/28/2010
Isn't making sweeping statements claiming that all Christians have the same opinion bigotry?
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Goliadkin
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02:40 AM on 03/28/2010
Karen Armstrong? Jealous much?
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03:08 AM on 03/28/2010
Please sign petition to boycott Sarah Palin's show on the discovery channel

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/21/boycott-the-discovery-channel-networks
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12:09 PM on 03/28/2010
This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard of. If you don't want to watch it don't. I guess you don't believe in freedom.
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ReealOne
Don't sweat the small Stuff, life is way too short
02:02 AM on 03/28/2010
It'a usually the pristine, saved holy-roly girls who are the wildest and most sexually active. I can remember when I was growing up, it was always the pastor's daughter that was caught giving it to any boy/man within a 1,000 mile radius. She used to be the girl that the deacons caught down in the basement when they shinned the flashlight and saw her with her legs reaching to heaven. She made the truck stop h@@kers look like saints.

Once when I asked her why she was so promiscious, she said that it wasn't "really" sex, as long as the boy/man did not ejaculate. She reasoned that you can do everything as long as the boy/man "held back". I was shocked, because her father was the pastor who preached fire and brimstone and waiting until marriage before giving it up.

Anyone who believes that a boy/man is that much in "control" during orgasm.... I have a 14 room home on Pluto, I can let you have cheap.
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12:09 PM on 03/28/2010
Disgusting post.
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ReealOne
Don't sweat the small Stuff, life is way too short
04:48 PM on 03/28/2010
@ mrskorn... What? Did you recognize yourself in my post? Hey don't shoot the messenger. It was you who choose to be the town pump. Don't shoot the messenger!
01:41 PM on 03/28/2010
That made me laugh sooo hard! I'm still laughing. And the reply was just as funny!
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ReealOne
Don't sweat the small Stuff, life is way too short
04:54 PM on 03/28/2010
@Dreamytr Thanks! and glad you had a laugh! MrsKorn tries to pretend she doesn't know anyone like that. There is nothing about my post that's disgusting, but it's trun.

MsKorn my be one of the phony christian wingers who never talk about s@x, but does it like bunnies. LMAO!

You are fanned Dreamytr
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11:02 AM on 03/27/2010
DID SARAH PALIN TITHE 10% to her CHURCH??? Or is she just giving them lip service too? this woman is a phoney and a fraud - yes she's cute and winks nicely - but for GOD'S sake people - she write on her hands!!!!! Oh my F-ing God!