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Rob Kutner is an Emmy-winning writer for CONAN who has also written for "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and HBO's "Dennis Miller Live. He and co-authors Stephen Levinson and Joel Levinson are the creators of the epic comedy-music album 2776: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF AMERICAN AWESOMENESS - to be released July 4, 2014. Go to 2776.us for details and updates!

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Seven Cyborgs A-Sighing...

(0) Comments | Posted December 19, 2013 | 4:43 PM

...on the 7th Day of Apoco-Christmas, thanks to "Chew" artist Rob Guillory:

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Rock out to the ultimate Christmapocalypse with Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, & Eugene Mirman on iTunes.

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Steampunk Christmas is Here

(0) Comments | Posted December 18, 2013 | 7:22 PM

The 6th Apoco-Day of Christmas, through the eyes of the incomparable Tony Millionaire:

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Rock out to the ultimate Christmapocalypse with Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, & Eugene Mirman on iTunes.

Every song download supports www.OneKidOneWorld.org.

And...

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World Hunger Ended on the 5th Day of Christmas!

(0) Comments | Posted December 17, 2013 | 10:54 PM

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Rock out to the ultimate Christmapocalypse with Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, & Eugene Mirman on iTunes.

Every song download supports www.OneKidOneWorld.org.

And go to 2776.us and "Like" us to get the latest updates...

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Christmapocalypse: 4th Day Freakery

(0) Comments | Posted December 16, 2013 | 1:59 PM

On the 4th Apocalyptic Day of Christmas, William Schuler gave to us...


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Rock out to the ultimate Christmapocalypse with Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, & Eugene Mirman on iTunes.

Every song download supports...

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Away in a Menage-a-Trois

(0) Comments | Posted December 15, 2013 | 9:47 PM

On the 3rd Apocalyptic Day of Christmas, John McNamee gave to us...

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Rock out to the ultimate Christmapocalypse with Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, & Eugene Mirman on iTunes.

Every song download supports www.

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On the Second Apocalyptic Day of Christmas....

(0) Comments | Posted December 15, 2013 | 11:57 AM

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Rock out to the ultimate Christmapocalypse with Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, & Eugene Mirman on iTunes.

Every song download supports www.OneKidOneWorld.org.

And go to 2776.us and "Like" us to get the latest updates...

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2776: The Album Presents 'The 12 Apocalyptic Day of Christmas'

(0) Comments | Posted December 13, 2013 | 4:12 PM

DAY 1

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Rock out to the ultimate Christmapocalypse with Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, & Eugene Mirman on iTunes.

Every song download supports www.OneKidOneWorld.org.

And go to 2776.us and "Like" us to get the...

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The Best Thanksgivukkah Pageant Ever

(0) Comments | Posted November 27, 2013 | 11:01 PM

This year, for the first time in 77,000 years, Thanksgiving and Hanukkah both fall on Nov. 28, or as it's being called, "Thanksgivukkah." But America's schools are already struggling to accommodate multicultural student populations with limited time and budgets, so as a public service, we provide the following easy-to-perform dual-purpose...

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EXCLUSIVE: Christopher Columbus's NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN Captain's Logs

(0) Comments | Posted October 14, 2013 | 10:49 AM

Day 1: Hereupon I left the city of Granada, on Saturday, the twelfth day of May, 1492, and proceeded to a seaport, where I armed three vessels, very fit for such an enterprise, and set sail from the port, on Friday, the third of August, steering for the Canary Islands...

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U.S. Debt: A Vision From the Year 2049

(0) Comments | Posted July 21, 2011 | 1:39 PM

It's the year 2049, and good news! The United States of Chinamerica has finally gotten rid of its debt.

How did we do it? With a solution so simple, so elegant, it eluded the best minds of our and previous generations, until its genius was irresistible:

We shot it...

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Obama's Unacceptable Replacement for Justice Stevens: Jesus Christ (esq.)

(25) Comments | Posted April 12, 2010 | 3:10 PM

Believe it or not, Obama has done it yet again.

The shoulder pads in outgoing Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens' robe haven't even cooled yet, but the President has already managed to find a replacement nominee with even more divisive and liberal credentials:

Jesus H. Christ.

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Health Care Reform: The Big Losers

(2) Comments | Posted March 24, 2010 | 3:10 PM

Okay, okay, we get it: Sweeping overhaul, landmark legislation, "bigger than JesusCare Reform," etc. Sure, covering 30 million previously uninsured Americans will help alleviate immeasurable suffering. But has anyone stopped for just a moment to consider those who now stand to suffer even more?

Emergency Rooms

For...

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Highlights of the New Texas School Curriculum

(6) Comments | Posted March 19, 2010 | 1:06 PM

"A far-right faction of the Texas State Board of Education succeeded Friday in injecting conservative ideals into social studies, history and economics lessons that will be taught to millions of students for the next decade."
-Associated Press, March 12, 2010

Once again, the eyes of the nation are fixed...

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Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the World

(0) Comments | Posted May 12, 2008 | 7:05 PM

My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end... and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive" -- and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the...

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Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: Moscow Does Not Believe in Subtlety

(0) Comments | Posted May 9, 2008 | 10:34 AM

My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end... and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive" -- and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the...

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Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: Teen Idolatry

(0) Comments | Posted May 8, 2008 | 12:08 PM

My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end... and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive" -- and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the...

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Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: Arachnophilia

(0) Comments | Posted May 7, 2008 | 1:24 PM

My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end... and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive" -- and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the...

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Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: Little Green Measures

(0) Comments | Posted May 6, 2008 | 2:30 AM

My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end... and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive" -- and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the...

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Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: Island Fever

(0) Comments | Posted May 5, 2008 | 4:26 PM

My new book, Apocalypse How, is about how the world is about to end... and why we should be psyched! It's the first-ever work of apocalyptic literature that "accentuates the positive" -- and teaches you how to not just survive, but thrive. As with any exciting new endeavor, however, the...

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Lower Gas Prices – The Easy Way!

(9) Comments | Posted May 9, 2006 | 12:47 PM

Gas prices have hit record highs, and realistic solutions are in short supply. (President Bush raising gas taxes? People trading in their Escalades for corn-powered Civics? Good luck.) So it falls to us, the citizen-guzzlers, to generate the bold, creative, 'out-of-the-tank' ideas we'll need to get through this crisis. Here...

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