Climate Change

05/25/2011 11:45 am ET

Now everyone knows Dubya is all wet. This must be an example of INTELLIGENT DESIGN creating a sea change in the American public’s perception of his so-called, “compassionate conservative” values. At whatever great cost (in human lives lost, global misery and American taxpayers’ money: Iraq, Katrina, Rita and who knows how much his spin doctors paid “reporters” to write favorable articles about his “Every Child Left Behind” educational policies), our avenging Intelligent Designer has washed Dubya’s power and his sins away with the tide for the betterment of all God’s children. Say, “Amen!”, somebody.

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