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06/05/2008 05:57 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

2008 BUMPER STICKERS

2008 BUMPER STICKERS
By Robert Brustein

DEMOCRATIC SLOGAN: BARACK TO THE FUTURE

REPUBLICAN SLOGAN: TO HELLERY AND BARACK

DEMOCRATIC RUNNING MATES: BARACK AND FROTH

REPUBLICAN RUNNING MATES: McCAIN AND UNABLE

DEMOCRATIC PROMISE: YES, WE CAN!

REPUBLICAN REBUTTAL: NO, YOU CAIN'T!

ANTI-DEMOCRATIC SLOGAN: NO-KNACK BARACK!

ANTI-REPUBLICAN SLOGAN: NO-BRAIN McCAIN!

REPUBLICAN FOREIGN POLICY PROMISE: ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF IRAQ AND IRUIN

DEMOCRATIC FOREIGN POLICY PROMISE: BARACK OBAMA NOBOMBA IRAQ

(PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT EQUALLY DREADFUL POLITICAL PUNS AS COMMENTARY)