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Who Is Most Pissed Off After This Election

Posted: 11/07/2012 1:42 am

I never expected to ever say, "Poor Ann Coulter." But - poor Ann Coulter. I really feel badly for her, in a manner of speaking. But not for the reason you think. Not because Barack Obama was re-elected President of the United States. Rather, I feel bad for her because of her responsibility in that victory.

Remember the famous video where Ms. Coulter says, "If Chris Christie doesn't run we'll nominate Mitt Romney and we will lose"?

Now, I'm sure that many people, Ann Coulter included, think that this statement was prescient and shows her to be oh-so wise in her election prediction. Except that it doesn't. It shows her culpability.

Mitt Romney probably came closer to winning the presidency than any Republican could have this election. If Chris Christie ran, he could never have gotten the Republican nomination in this Republican atmosphere -- compared to today's radical far right, Chris Christie is a moderate. That wasn't going to fly with today's Republican electorate. So, Chris Christie wasn't getting the GOP nomination if he ran, despite whatever the weeping Ann Coulter postured.

However, what Ann Coulter did do was help build up the pedestal of Chris Christie among Republicans who didn't really know him. She helped make Chris Christie seem to Republicans that he was The Republican Savior. She helped make Chris Christie's voice so deeply important to Republicans that he became the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention.

So, when it turned out that Chris Christie wasn't exactly what Ann Coulter suggested he was, nor what she tried to get Republicans to believe, and Chris Christie then publicly and repeatedly and powerfully embraced the strong leadership of President Obama in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, it made Gov. Christie's actions all the more significant to voters.

Ann Coulter was not prescient in her election prediction. Ann Coulter helped in her own inimitable, thoughtless, empty, soulless way to help get Barack Obama elected. She created her own self-fulfilling prophecy.

Poor Ann Coulter. She must be so pissed off. The heart bleeds.

Mitch McConnell must be so pissed off, too. After doing one of the most irresponsible things any Senate party leader has ever done by declaring that his Number One priority was not working to help America but rather to make sure that Barack Obama wasn't re-elected, he spent four years shirking his sworn duties and working instead to defeat the president. And after all of that effort, he wasn't able to do it. Despite his great efforts of his Number One priority, President Barack Obama was re-elected. Mitch McConnell must be so pissed off.

In fact, the whole Republican Senate must be so pissed off. When President Obama nominated Elizabeth Warren to be head of the Consumer Protection Agency, an important but reasonably piddly bureau, GOP senators fought her with the fervor of missionary crusaders and wouldn't approve her for the job. And so, what Elizabeth Warren did next was announce her candidacy for the Senate in Massachusetts. If the Republican senators had simply approved Elizabeth Warren to head a simple bureaucratic job, she never would have run for the Senate, and Republican Scott Brown would have been re-elected. Republican senators must be so pissed off. Your heart really goes out to them. In a manner of speaking.

And I know that Donald Trump is pissed off. After gathering all this evidence that Barack Obama wasn't born in America and never showing it to anyone, and then having Mr. Obama re-elected to office anyway, it must be so galling to him.

Imagine how pissed off Karl Rove, the Koch Brothers and Sheldon Adelson must be, having spent all that money to defeat Barack Obama -- hundreds of millions of dollars -- and having absolutely nothing to show for it. I spent ten bucks yesterday for lunch, and at least I got a sandwich and bowl of soup.

All those people who'd been slamming Nate Silver must be incredibly pissed off seeing how remarkably accurate he was with his statistics. Again.

Paul Ryan must be really pissed off, too. He had been a Rising Star Congressman in the Republican Party, and now he's a losing vice-presidential candidate -- only one of whom has been elected president in 172 years. That must sting.

I suspect that Mitt Romney might be pissed off, though I've never quite had any idea how or what he feels about anything. For all I know, he's just glad that he never had to reveal what was in his tax returns.

Todd Akin and Richard Mourdock must be so pissed off at opening their mouths.

But most of all, I suspect that the election results must be other-world mortifying to those radical far right Republicans who are so pissed off that everything they stand for has been repudiated. In a terrible economy, with 7.9 unemployment, a $16 trillion national debt and a $1 trillion budget deficit, Barack Obama still beat Republicans and won re-election. After lambasting Barack Obama for four years as a Socialist, Nazi, Muslim, terrorist Kenyan; calling him "retarded," "lazy" and "stupid;" using racist innuendos to surreptitiously demean him, and making defeating him the Number One priority for four years, the Republican Party still couldn't defeat Barack Obama. After all this, after all they've been doing for four years to enrage the American public... the American public wasn't enraged. In fact, for all that, the mere fact that Barack Obama actually got re-elected President of the United States is one of the more remarkable victories and testaments of support (and renunciation of conservative agendas) as we've seen in America.

And we haven't even touched on Claire McCaskill, Tammy Baldwin, Sherrod Brown, Tim Kaine and the rest of the Democratic and progressive agenda victories, all of which point strongly to a rejection of the far right social agenda and support of the president's leadership. Well, I guess that affordable health care won't be dismantled now, the day after inauguration...

The radical far right must be so pissed off. But they only have themselves to blame. Because they've built this rejected, Tea Party-ish bed for eight years.

The rest of American -- Democrats and Republicans alike -- they see this as democracy. The way America goes. Differences of opinions, different issues, and you accept it and move on.

Forward.

But mainly, Ann Coulter must be really pissed off.

 
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02:44 AM on 12/05/2012
Mr. Jenner, if Barack Obama's re-election proves anything, it is the exact opposite of what you maintain. The Republicans had Citizens United and super packs and still they were defeated... roundly defeated in the electoral college. As James Carville told Rollingstone Magazine, "Never have so few spent so much to achieve so little." They couldn't buy the USA. Not this time anyway.
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VOTE!
01:33 PM on 11/11/2012
The most pissed off: Ol' Miss?
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mappy3
Dog loving, political junkie.
07:42 AM on 11/11/2012
Funny funny article! The R's eating their own - Love it!
01:53 AM on 11/11/2012
She'll get over it!
12:44 PM on 11/27/2012
*He'll

Ann Coulter, right?
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01:57 AM on 12/04/2012
I think it is unfair to show this attitude towards Coulter. Under ordinary circumstances, we would offer at least some support to the transitioning. So, while Ann Coulter's views are reprehensible, I don't fault her for her gender reassignment, wherever she may be in the process.
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baseballgal
Cons up their 'Legitimate' War on Women
10:40 PM on 11/10/2012
Hey Coulter. The schadenfreude is so yummy, I think I'll have seconds
10:34 PM on 11/10/2012
My ROI is better than yours .. Nyah Nyah Nyah. Nyah.Nyah...

I got a better return on my modest $200 investment in the President's re-election campaign than what these rich haters did.

The fact that they and Ann Coulter are sucking rotten eggs and licking their wounds is just gravy

Maybe we'll get lucky and they will disappear into the undisclosed location they have been keeping Dubya and leave us humble folk to the business of moving this country FORWARD
01:44 AM on 11/10/2012
Giving her too much credit.
02:32 PM on 11/09/2012
Thank you for your correction of your earlier assertion that no losing Vice Presidential nominee had ever won the Presidency. But I admit I don't understand the correction. You state there has only been one example in 172 years of a losing Vice Presidential nominee winning the Presidency. 172 years brings us back to 1840. Why choose 1840? You can go back 208 years to 1804, when for the first time the Electoral College voted separately for President and Vice President. Or, you can even go back 223 years to the beginning of Constitutional government in 1789. No Vice Presidential runner-up either before or after Franklin Roosevelt ever made it later to the Presidency.
11:10 AM on 11/09/2012
President Obama ask to vote for revenge.Well he got the vote. Revenge is oh so sweet, but oh so divisive. I have little faith he can bring the country together.
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12:27 PM on 11/09/2012
How hard would it be for YOU to bring people together, if one of the sides you're trying to bring together considers you racially unacceptable to lead, you're not really an American, we hate you even if some of your policies are more similar to ours than different, and have a general hatred and disdain for you? How easy would it be for YOU to do that? But you expect HIM to do it.
12:45 PM on 11/12/2012
Look who is exuding hate. Get a grip. Because we disagree with President Obama does not mean we are racists.
03:10 AM on 11/11/2012
It takes 2 parties to come together. I still have not seen an olive branch from the Repubs. Since there is no olive branch, its time your party be eliminated since you are outnumbered.
12:50 PM on 11/12/2012
Don't see the olive branch extended from the DEMs. It takes two to tango,just don't stumble.
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Twas the worst of times;So we got more beer.
10:14 AM on 11/09/2012
Its not that bad Ann .....repeat after me "I love liberals. Their good people , and fun at partys." Or try this one ......ready...."Fired up?....READY TO GO"
12:22 AM on 11/09/2012
God bless Ann. She makes everyone want to be a democrat.
12:13 AM on 11/09/2012
I find your gloating to be reprehensible, and totally out of touch with the message of hope and solidarity that president Obama advocates. While I am glad you contributed your vote, I am afraid you are not contributing much more. Our country becomes greater when we ourselves become greater, which requires hard work, honesty with ourselves, and a dose of humility.

You ask who is pissed off, and it sounds to me like you still are. You have a chip on your shoulder, and can't help but lash out like a bully at people who, however you might disagree with them, are trying to do what they think is right.
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02:52 AM on 11/09/2012
Thank you for your note. I appreciate the thoughtfulness and spirit behind it, but I find it quite misplaced.

If you believe that the president is solely about hope and solidarity, then you missed most of his speeches that attacked the hypocrisy, lies and and mean-spiritedness in the Republican Party.

You additionally seem to miss that everything in the article was honest -- and humble compared to criticism it withheld.

You seem, as well, to have a different definition of a bully than I believe most people. There was nothing in my article that intimidated or threatened. In fact, it did the very opposite, ridiculing those who did.

And if you believe that people like Ann Coulter, the Koch Brothers, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock, and Donald Trump were merely "trying to do what they think is right" then you not only have been following a different reality than I believe exists, but you also accept a definition of "right" that I believe is harmful.

Finally, we have different definitions of "reprehensible." For if you perceive this article as that, then I can't imagine the word you would use for those who promote things like "legitimate rape" and forced vaginal probes.

You are correct about one thing, there *are* things I am pissed off at, most notably that someone tried to lie his way to the White House, and came close. And if you don't think the president is pissed off at that, too, I believe you are seriously mistaken.
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Shaun Costello
08:35 AM on 11/09/2012
Hey, we won. Lighten up. Also, you missed the point entirely. And finally, learn to love Ann Coulter. She'll brighten your day, if you let her.
12:00 AM on 11/09/2012
This is an inane and infantile piece of writing. Robert Elisberg is a "screenwriter and columnist"? Professional and grammatical standards have clearly gone out the window, at least at Huffington Post. But the author is right -- it is indeed miraculous that "In a terrible economy, with 7.9 unemployment, a $16 trillion national debt and a $1 trillion budget deficit, Barack Obama still beat Republicans and won re-election." How is that possible? How is it possible that a president who spends government money like it grows on trees and plunges the country into drowning debt wins re-election? Hm, I wonder.
06:07 AM on 11/09/2012
I'm confused. According to treasurydirect dot gov (search "Historical Debt Outstanding - Annual 2000 - 2010") the debt doubled from around $5.5T to nearly $11T before W could leave office. The trend line in 2004 suggests your scenario, but it didn't keep W from being re-elected. What's the issue here? According to Heritage (see charts on federal budget vs median household income, for instance), Obama is the first president to decrease federal spending in 40 years. The Reagan and Bush years show the opposite trend...
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11:29 PM on 11/08/2012
I think that the Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson, Carl Rove are probably more "pissed off" than anyone else for the simple reason that they spent all that money………………...
10:15 PM on 11/08/2012
Add Charles Krauthammer, Walter Williams (Black people are stupid for voting for Obama), and George "Ill" Will. The Cincinnati Enquirer loves promoting the pablum they puke. Ann Romney seems to be the one person on the Republican side of the street who is happy Obama won. She didn't seem so enthusiastic about that 1st Lady job. She probably voted for Obama.