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Mitt Romney's Pants Discovered on Fire

Posted: 07/19/2012 6:38 pm

A few months back, I wrote that there are two traditional, companion conservative strategies for decades. One has been to take your opponent's best feature and try to turn it into a negative for them, while co-opting it as a positive for you. (I learned this years ago when a far-right friend would lambaste liberal views, while claiming that he was the "real" liberal.) The other, reverse strategy of this is that conservatives will take their own worst feature and try to paint it on others. (This is also known as the "I'm rubber, you're glue" scenario.)

We saw this latter over the weekend when one of Mitt Romney's top campaign advisors, Ed Gillespie, claimed with a straight face that "this president will say or do anything to keep the highest office in the land."

Okay, yes, that's bizarre, but then you do have to consider the source. Ed Gillespie is the same person who said on the same show that Mitt Romney had "retired retroactively" from Bain Capital. So, his "say anything" charge not only wasn't the most bizarre thing he's said during the campaign, it wasn't the most bizarre thing he said on the same program.

Then again, it's standard procedure with the Romney campaign. After all, another senior campaign advisor, Eric Fehrnstrom, famously said, "I think you hit a reset button for the fall campaign. Everything changes. It's almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up, and we start all over again."

There you have it. While one of Mitt Romney's campaign advisors is taking Mr. Romney's worst feature (that of saying anything to get elected) and trying to paint his opponent with it, another of his advisors has already told you that this is precisely what Mitt Romney does -- and will do!

Hey, don't take my word for it. Take Mitt Romney's.

Pull up a chair, this will take a while...

1. "I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush." (October 25, 1994)

"The principles that Ronald Reagan espoused are as true today as they were when he I spoke them." (May 25, 2010)

2. "Many, many years ago, I had a dear close family relative who was very close to me who passed away from an illegal abortion. It is since that time that my mother and my family have been committed to the belief that we can believe as we want, but we cannot force our beliefs on others in that matter. And you will not see me wavering on that." (November 2, 2002)

"Roe v. Wade has gone too far." (June 25, 2007)

3. "We do have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them. I won't chip away at them; I believe they protect us and provide for our safety." (September 24, 2002)

"I'm after the NRA's endorsement." (April 5, 2007)

4. "I think there is need for economic stimulus" (January 4, 2009)

"I have never supported the President's recovery act, all right, the stimulus, no time, nowhere, no how." (September 28, 2011)

5. "I've been a hunter pretty much all my life." (April 4, 2007)

"Any description of my being a hunter is an overstatement of capability." (April 10, 2007)

6. "I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." (October 29, 2002)

"Roe v. Wade continues to work its destructive logic throughout our society. This can't continue." ( May 10, 2007)

7. "It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam." (May 2, 1994)

"I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there." (June 24, 2007)

8. "Well, that's what we did in Massachusetts, and that is, we put together an exchange, and the president's copying that idea. I'm glad to hear that." (June 24, 2009)

"Obamacare is bad news... and if I'm president of the United States I will repeal it." (October 18, 2011)

9. "I believe the world is getting warmer... I believe that humans contribute to that." (June 3, 2011)

"My view is that we don't know what's causing climate change on this planet." (Four months later. October 27, 2011)

10. "'I think the minimum wage ought to keep pace with inflation." (October 17, 1994)

"There's no question raising the minimum wage excessively causes a loss of jobs." (August 1, 2006)

11. "I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose" (October 29, 2002)

"The right next step in the, in the fight to preserve the sanctity of life is to see Roe v. Wade overturned" (December 16, 2007)

12. "TARP ought to be ended." (December 6, 2009)

"TARP got paid back and it kept the financial system from collapsing... It was the right thing to do." (January 28, 2010)

13. "I don't think I've ever hired an illegal in my life." (October 18, 2011)

"We hired a lawn, a lawn company to mow our lawn, and they had illegal immigrants that were working there." (Two minutes and 14 seconds later. October 18, 2011)

14. "I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country. I have since the time that my mom took that position when she ran in 1970 as a US Senate candidate. I believe that since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years we should sustain and support it." (October 25, 2004)

"I never really called myself pro-choice" (March 10, 2010)

15. "I'm not intending to, at this stage, sign a [no tax pledge] document which would prevent me from being able to look specifically at the revenue needs of the commonwealth" (March 27, 2002)

"I'm Mitt Romney. I'm proud to be the only major candidate for president to sign the tax pledge. The others have not. I signed the tax pledge because I want everyone to know where I stand." (October 5, 2007)

* * *

"I want everyone to know where I stand."

If only Mitt Romney would stop talking, maybe we'd have a chance to figure it out...

"I'd do anything. For you, dear, anything."
-- the Artful Dodger, from Oliver!

 
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A few months back, I wrote that there are two traditional, companion conservative strategies for decades. One has been to take your opponent's best feature and try to turn it into a negative for them...
A few months back, I wrote that there are two traditional, companion conservative strategies for decades. One has been to take your opponent's best feature and try to turn it into a negative for them...
 
 
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littlebrowngirl
Brevity is the soul of wit - Shakespeare
09:47 AM on 07/21/2012
This article is perfect. If I were the Obama campaign I would just play the sound bites together in ads called Romney in his own words.
09:32 PM on 07/20/2012
Romney talks out off every orifice in his body and everyone knows it!
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Carl Caroli
I just don't understand people
01:08 PM on 07/20/2012
And yet nearly half of all Americans seem to think he's trustworthy enough for the presidency.
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homer winslow
Truth in Beauty, Beauty in Truth
12:37 PM on 07/20/2012
Whoa, that left my head spinning. I did not think anyone could be that two faced.
underoff
WNY Conservative Democrat
12:35 PM on 07/20/2012
PeeWee Herman must be the Speech Writer for the Republican Party, all you hear is "I know you are but what am I " said over and over ,
If PeeWee isn't the writer for their speeches , he needs to sue them for using his motto,
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mlc31
12:29 PM on 07/20/2012
none of this is surprising. Mitt will say anything to get elected President. He's probably tired of living in his father's shadow and wants to do one better, at any cost. He will not be elected, but if I'm wrong and he is, Romney will be nothing more than a puppet and rubber stamp for the extreme Christian right. He has no thoughts or views of his own anymore, except when his "base" tells him what they are.
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bluedog24
< I'll vote Republican when...
12:23 PM on 07/20/2012
The only thing that Willard is consistent about is his desire to be president. After all, it's his turn. That is the way the GOP functions. However, he also wants to make his own rules on what he discloses about his taxes. "Trust me..." seems to be his motto. Although with the flip flops outlined in the article, why would anybody believe anything he says?
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realsurfin
Pardon me, can you help out a fellow American
12:21 PM on 07/20/2012
It seems that Mitts words are never written in stone and the man that coined the Etch A Sketch comment is a good friend and knows Mitt very well.. he will say anything to get elected president of the united states.

why? does he have the character? does he have a plan to make America great and all of us to prosper?

I have not seen or heard a thing that would suggest we would be better off...

I think if Mitt gets elected... we all get tossed off retirement and another GOP war becomes fabricated at the expense of the American people..
09:35 AM on 07/20/2012
The Artful Dodger. What a perfect name for Romney. It fits.
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Hoosierbrad
I know it when I see it.
10:59 AM on 07/20/2012
I was thinking the same, but you got there first. F & F
12:41 PM on 07/20/2012
Not sure artful fits, but he is a dodger. Tax dodger, Vietnam war dodger, truth dodger, and on and on.
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Wrongway62
Good night Mrs Calabash wherever you are
01:08 AM on 07/20/2012
Mitts positions on governing change faster then partners at a square dance...
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Computer Geek
Logician Atheist Lefty
11:57 PM on 07/19/2012
This is the perfect fall Obama campaign ad. Just have those disparate positions on the screen at the same time with a trailing question: Where will Romney be on the issues next week?
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mlc31
12:30 PM on 07/20/2012
that would be a perfect ad. No music, no talking. Just Romney's own words. Somebody needs to get on this. Seriously.
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Who Honest
09:57 PM on 07/19/2012
Considering the number of three and four Pinocchios that the Washington Post fact checker and the FactCheck.org, plus ABC News and the American University in Washington, DC have been giving Obama's Bain charges it begs the question?

Who is really lying here and deflecting?
11:52 PM on 07/19/2012
Those "factchecks" themselves are a deflection. You know what they said: "There is no proof, no paper trail, that Romney was involved in day-to-day decision making at Bain after 1999". That assessment does little to weaken the accusations made against Romney. If you wish to argue that the sole owner, president and CEO of a company, while earning millions off of his companies actions, has no responsibility for those actions, then you are standing upon shaky ground.
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Robert J. Elisberg
Political writer and screenwriter
12:12 AM on 07/20/2012
Thanks for proving the very point I make in the beginning of the article -- how conservatives' traditional strategy is to take charges against them and try to throw them at their opponents.

I saw the article you're referring to, and your comments don't wash and are extremely misleading. Nor do they even remotely address the point of this article. It's easy for everyone to note that you don't suggest, most especially with any evidence that *anything* said in this article is inaccurate.
09:47 PM on 07/19/2012
Mitt Romney will be a great President. I look forward to him coming to Washington. A good man!
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Michael Sandy
11:03 PM on 07/19/2012
Please list a SINGLE position, on any topic, that Romney has held consistently. Okay, he will PROBABLY be consistent on "I won't release my tax returns", but it is either comical or tragic just how many policies, in so many fields of politics, that he takes contradictory positions on.
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Robert J. Elisberg
Political writer and screenwriter
12:13 AM on 07/20/2012
If Mitt Romney is able to get elected, I hope he will be a great president. Unfortunately, nothing you say avoid contradicts or even addresses the facts in the article.
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demisfine
Often correct, NEVER right.
09:46 PM on 07/19/2012
So, how can it be that Mitt is essentially tied with President Obama???
Karl Rove is the most frightening man on the planet.
Our democracy is not in our own hands any longer.
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Robert J. Elisberg
Political writer and screenwriter
12:51 PM on 07/20/2012
Keep in mind that all polls are essentially meaningless now. Even the ones that have President Obama up big in most of the Battleground States. As much as I myself LOVE following politics, I pay them zero attention now, and won't for a long while. First, the polls generally ask everyone, when it's "likely voters" that only matters. Second, it's far too early to know who "likely voters" will be. Third, it's so early that Mitt Romney doesn't even have a VP running mate yet. Fourth, it's so early that neither Barack Obama nor Mitt Romney are even nominated yet! But fifth and most important -- the public generally doesn't pay much attention to political races until after Labor Day. Now, people are dealing with the Summer and parents are dealing with their kids out of school. And there's the Olympics, the summer movies, baseball, the conventions. Few people are paying close attention. So, everyone (whatever their political preference) just reacts to the basic poll questions in the most surface, meaningless way. Polls mean NOTHING not, whatever they say. People know President Obama. Once people get to truly know Mitt Romney through the convention, interviews, debates and ads, then polls will start to have meaning.
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tomcat21
09:40 PM on 07/19/2012
I'm surprised Mitt doesn't always wear flip flops on his feet. They fit his personality well :P