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Republicans Channel Their Inner David Cronenberg

Posted: 10/12/11 11:56 AM ET

In 1981, filmmaker David Cronenberg made the movie, Scanners, about an underground movement of people who are able psychically to make your head explode. It turns out that this is the same, sneaky plan of the Republican Party.

Democrats have been trying to expose the shameless hypocrisy of the GOP ever since George W. Bush ran for president as a "compassionate conservative," only to gut America's middle class, while enriching Big Oil and Wall Street.

Of course, that only touched the surface of Republican shameless hypocrisy -- from a "Clear Skies Initiative" which actually cut environmental protections, to crying about "The National Debt" under President Obama without once uttering a peep when George Bush doubled that very debt. And so much more.

So much that it's made "hypocrisy" an almost pointless word from repetition. Republicans seem to wear "shameless hypocrisy" as a badge of honor with little concern for the truth, accepting that if enough people believe it, that's a "win."

This is not hyperbole. After Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) charged in a Senate hearing that "well over 90%" of Planned Parenthood activity is abortions -- his reply upon being told the truth, that it's merely 3%, was, "his remark was not intended as a factual statement."

That popping sound you heard was heads exploding across America.

When the Republican Party Whip can fabricate facts in the Senate without cost, that explains how any conservative feels no risk at ignoring the truth. It's the Republican Trickle Down Theory of Lying.

This is not hyperbole. After all, you have a Far Right base that actually takes pride in denying science. Can it be any surprise that a disregard for facts and shameless hypocrisy has followed? This is not hyperbole. Consider that a Bush spokesman told Ron Suskind, "We make our own reality." Consider that Republican presidential candidate John Huntsman insisted:

"The minute that the Republican Party becomes the party -- the anti-science party, we have a huge problem."

And now, as conservative frenzy has ballooned the past month, we finally have the Ultimate Proof that the Republican Party's diabolical master plan is, indeed, the "Scanners Scenario" -- say whatever galling, shameless hypocrisy you can to make your adversaries' heads explode:

For years, Republicans have gleefully let Michele Bachmann (R-MN) spew psychotic charges towards Democrats without their ever flinching in embarrassment, or human decency -- but as soon as she became a serious contender as their own presidential nominee, almost half the GOP leaders polled now describe her as "inexperienced," "crazy," "lightweight" and "scary."

But no, that's not the proof. It's much more shameless than that.

After all, Ms. Bachman made herself an expert, damning medicine by charging mental retardation from a "government injection." Yet the moment she was savaged by doctors, scientists, and more, she followed John Kyl's lead: "I wasn't speaking as a doctor, I wasn't speaking as a scientist." She was speaking simply as a hypocrite.

But that's not the proof either. It's far more shameless.

Because when another Republican contender for president, Rick Perry (R-TX), blasted the president's stimulus package, bragging that he balanced his state budget -- what he hypocritically left out was that he actually accepted that very stimulus money...which is what allowed Texas to balance its budget!

But no, that's not the proof. As I said, it's really shameless.

Consider: when Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC) wanted the unemployed to pass a drug test before getting benefits, her "evidence" was that half the applicants at a Department of Energy site had failed a drug test. Except, the DOE not only said that just 1% of newly-hired workers had failed the test -- but applicants don't even take a drug test! "I've never felt like I had to back up what people tell me," she hypocritically defended her double-falsehood. "And now I'm learning through you guys that I have to be careful before I say something."

Your 6-year-old learned that without being taught by the press.

But even that's not the proof. It's far more shameless, and galling -- assuming your head hasn't exploded yet.

Governor Scott Walker (R-WI), who hyped a budget crisis to cut benefits for teachers and nurses, had run on a campaign promise to add 250,000 jobs. His office promoted 32,000 openings -- but 6,000 of them were out of state! As you've figured out by now, the governor didn't apologize, "Oops, our mistake." No, he flimflammed, "Residents who live in our state and work elsewhere create a positive impact on their local communities" Mind you, it's tough on the whole "Daddy will be home by dinner" concept.

Or Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), who railed against government subsidies to private energy-related companies -- tried to get government assistance for energy projects in his home state.

Or when House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) said, "That's why it is imperative that all of us join together [and] work with the president to see how we can grow this economy" -- he showed his hypocrisy in the very same statement by admitting, "The fact is for the last eight months plus, we've been about cuts," rather than that pesky "imperative" growth.

Or when John Fleming (R-LA) turned head-exploding hypocrisy into art by complaining about the burden of taxes. After paying expenses on his $6.3 million income, he whined, "I have maybe $400,000 left over."

Or even when Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), architect of the Republican "Let's cut ALL taxes" budget plan, said he would oppose cutting payroll taxes for employees. This would have the same effect as a 50% tax increase on workers making under $106,000 a year.

All of that in the past month alone! Yet none is the Ultimate Proof of hypocrisy. That hypocrisy is something even more blatant, far more shameless:

When Barack Obama ran for president, there was one, soul-churning crusade that Republicans launched against him: the frenzied outrage that He Has No Political Experience, that he was unqualified for the job. That his time as a United States senator wasn't enough, that his 12 years as a state senator wasn't enough.

Herman Cain recently won the straw poll in Florida as the Republican choice for president. He finished second in the Value Voters straw poll preference to be leader of the free world.

Herman Cain's political experience to be U.S. Commander-in-Chief is that he once was president of a pizza company.

Now, understand, Herman Cain (R-Godfather's Pizza) is not getting the Republican nomination. What Mr. Cain's meaningless straw polls show is painful dissatisfaction with the GOP field. That's why Republicans begged for Chris Christie -- after they begged for Rick Perry. Before they beg for the next new candidate.

But still, Herman Cain won. Yet in no debate, in no ad, have Republicans even winced about Herman Cain having zero political experience. Considering how they trashed Barack Obama's 14 years in politics, you'd think there'd at least be a burp.

Love may be blind, but hypocrisy is deaf and dumb.

This isn't about whether Herman Cain is qualified to be president. If Republicans want the guy who ran a pizza company to be their party leader, it's a great fit. But the more that conservatives give attention to Herman Cain, the more it shows their shameless hypocrisy. Nothing points that out better than Herman Cain.

That's because, in the end, Republicans have shown they don't care if they're hypocrites. Or if they lie. Or about apologizing when they do. Instead, they double-down and tell you it wasn't meant to be a factual statement. Because they weren't speaking as a scientist. And didn't know to be careful before saying something.

It's important to understand this: when a Democrat is being hypocritical, he or she is wrong. The Far Right, however, will avoid admitting it and just double down and again be hypocritical. And hypocritical. And hypocritical.

Until finally your head just expl...

KA-BOOM!!!!!!!

 
In 1981, filmmaker David Cronenberg made the movie, Scanners, about an underground movement of people who are able psychically to make your head explode. It turns out that this is the same, sneaky pl...
In 1981, filmmaker David Cronenberg made the movie, Scanners, about an underground movement of people who are able psychically to make your head explode. It turns out that this is the same, sneaky pl...
 
 
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ericinkw
Business is Good, People are Terrific
09:48 AM on 10/13/2011
Let's face facts: Our political system has broken down. Politicians no longer negotiate settlements, compromise or "work together." We have the Right Wing Neoconservative Republican faction, Tea Baggers included, who believe we should dismantle Big Government, let our financial obligations default, along with our economy and world standing go down the drain and start all over. On the other side, we have the Left Wing Liberal Democrats, President Obama included, who promote Big Government as a way to lift our country out of the "Great Recession," and think that the rich should pay their fair share of taxes and has tried to fight for the middle class. We have no middle ground. No Moderate politicians. And no way to work together, on anything. We have reached an impasse as a country, and the "Occupy" movement has come to symbolize the discontent many of us Americans are feeling about our corporate institutions, and the growing influence they wield over the rest of us. Our constitution has a solution for this: we have the right to rise up and change our current form of government, should we see fit. I propose a multi-party solution, one where all special interests have a say, and the majority rules. Our current two-party system has proven it has failed us. And we need to change that, to preserve our American Way of Life. Anybody with me?
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PrometheanSalvation
Bringing fire to cleanse the land.
09:29 AM on 10/13/2011
I enjoyed your article, and find Cronenburg to be an excellent comparison. His films are often about delusion and paranoia, and the inability to distinguish reality from the illusion. In the end the protagonist usually falls into the well of madness, chanting 'long live the new flesh'. Hopefully the voters can see the lies and avoid the ending. We shall see.
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Levonsky
Operation Paperclip-look it up.
09:22 AM on 10/13/2011
If the goppers had to actually tell the truth about their policies and what they really mean they would be finished as a political party.
Lying is all they got left.
08:49 PM on 10/21/2011
afraid not, lying is all the Dems. have. right thought, wrong party....OK?
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scooter1
Bias is irrelevant to truth
01:04 PM on 11/24/2011
didnt read the article eh?
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courtb
08:19 AM on 10/13/2011
This makes me want to cry.
08:05 AM on 10/13/2011
It's not about helping the country, it's about power, and saying and doing whatever it takes to get it. And man, are those Republicans good at it. I wish the Dems were half as good.
08:50 PM on 10/21/2011
WAKE-UP dopey, your missing all the good lies the Dems. are spewing!!!!!
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Carl Caroli
Give peace a chance
07:18 AM on 10/13/2011
Until the voters and the media hold political and corporate leaders accountable for what they say and do, they will continue to spew their fabrications and cover their tracks. With a total lack of integrity on the part of these so called leaders, we will continue to spiral into a world of perceptions over facts. Recall the ministry of disinformation from a famous book, and we are headed in that direction.
08:34 AM on 10/13/2011
But the most horrifying thing about all this is that they are NOT EVEN TRYING to 'cover their tracks'!

They'll just spout out a lie, then when it is repudiated, they just pop out another, or even repeat the first one. How long did the 'birther' crap go on? Two years? It was debunked the first week.
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Wmof2011
Vote,KickOutGOPs/TPs,Vote,LookUpHomeVoteDay,Vote
08:52 AM on 10/13/2011
Not trying at all. This shows a lack of respect for the Republican voters.
08:52 PM on 10/21/2011
yeah, those Dems really know how to cover -up their tracks.....
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Wmof2011
Vote,KickOutGOPs/TPs,Vote,LookUpHomeVoteDay,Vote
06:14 AM on 10/13/2011
But they're good at it. Watch as Bachman rope them into some more explosive lies, that will surely show as false next yr.

More hypocrisy...

Perry Mandate: Continue to deregulate the oligarchs (create more financial bubbles); Bec that's how many R's build personal wealth (winning financial favors from the rich). And let's all balance our state budgets with federal stimulus, let's cut all federal stimulus now. Cut spending now.

Cain Mandate: Lower taxes for oligarchs; 999 he said, and it's not from a pizza box (The Pizza Strategy?). If the rich buy a used air plane or yacht, they pay no sales taxes. How about a previously own cow (to avoid sales taxes on your food, buy a live cow)? The math is bad for the economy, but a R's can build super wealth selling out the country. Yes, your state will continue to charge you 5%. (Cain roped himself into this idea.)

Romney Mandate: Let's have a payroll tax. If Democrats agree, let's not have any payroll tax ever. MA health care is the best thing ever. Other states will do it too (some time this century, wait for it), therefore there needs to be no health care on the federal level. Businesses must increase revenue each year, but government never needs any revenue. Tax cuts for the oligarchs. When things go wrong, just sell out the country, piece by piece (over time of course).

And the Republican candidates are not done lying yet, or ever.
08:36 AM on 10/13/2011
...and people keep voting for them.

Methinks the human species is about to get a wakeup...
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guveqzero
Inventor and Innovator
05:27 AM on 10/13/2011
Yep. It is all a big farce. To win, they will say anything. And, winning is the only thing that matters.
08:37 AM on 10/13/2011
Correct.

The only way to defeat this is to figure out how to debunk the lying effectively. That needs a lot of work.
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clay61
01:06 AM on 10/13/2011
The Republicans only care about the party and winning and nothing else. They do not care about the truth as this post clearly points out. Soundbites on taxes improve growth and job..not true..the lowering debt leads to increase jobs..not true...the debt is worst pro lem in economy..not true...we need less regulations..not true..global climate change is not man made..not true...the list goes on...this was great post...I feel like my head will explode when I listen to the lies..but as they say..I was not speaking the truth..just making it up
tea poet society
the leftysts just want the mandate
11:14 PM on 10/12/2011
so much for free speech
Chinawanderer
A biography should never be micro
03:24 AM on 10/13/2011
Calling someone on when they make false statements, aka lie, is not an infringement of free speech.

Noting when someone is engaged in hypocrisy is not an infringement of free speech.

Countering nonsense with facts and evidence is not an infringement of free speech.

What these things actually are is honest debate. Only so-called conservatives would call such an infringement.

So much for intelligent discussion from the Right.
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Articulator
08:04 AM on 10/13/2011
Well done.
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courtb
08:25 AM on 10/13/2011
Really? Is that seriously your comeback? It's their right to lie to the American public and not face the consequences of their words?

You obviously didn't read the article. The author never says Republicans can't say what they want. Just points out that they're dirty, hypocritical liars who have an inability to acknowledge that they've lied when caught in one. They have no interest in the truth.
09:55 PM on 10/12/2011
Let me tell you what hypocrisy is: a Democratic congress when they were in power voting themselves their own social security and healthcare programs, annual pay raises, and sending their children to elite private schools; while "fighting" for the middle class and poor.
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hstdem
In search of the 4th Estate
11:09 PM on 10/12/2011
At least they're fighting for someone less fortunate.

BTW- Rs voted in their own social security and healthcare programs, annual payraises and send their children to elite private schools, too.
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TaiTai
12:22 AM on 10/13/2011
Not only that, but they did it while trying to slash those benefits for everyone else! Let THEM take an 8-12% paycut and start paying into their own gold plated benefits plans.

They're public servants too, though they seem to forget.
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Alex Grossman
11:42 PM on 10/12/2011
Actually, I think this is a case of the fortunate trying to help the less fortunate. Republicans in congress voted for the same things, but then fight for the rich.
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noaxe397
09:22 PM on 10/12/2011
The germination for what you describe, Mr. Elisberg, is the Karl Rove strategy of "never explain; never apologize." Conservatism is a fradulent and failed philosophy at odds with american ideals and Judeo Christian culture. So it cannot be defended. So conservatives don't try. They simply stay on offense all the time. Liberals are helpless in the face of this strategy because liberals are too concerned about not acting like conservatives. A simple way to start putting conservatives on defense is to simply call them liars and repeat it every day going forward for 30 years.
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hstdem
In search of the 4th Estate
11:10 PM on 10/12/2011
An objective and aggressive media would help, too.
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Jesster
12:59 AM on 10/13/2011
The trick (or should I say MIRACLE) is to find a way to beat / defeat these thugs at their own "game" WITHOUT reducing ourselves to their size. THAT is quite a challenge and I think it's a major factor in what comes across as Democratic/Liberal "spinelessness." Having a little confidence (and dare I say it? Faith) in themselves and their ideas would help a lot.

No question the media (MSM) has been an abject failure and willfully betrayed it's constitutional mandate.

I do think that simple repetition is or can be a highly effect tactic - but unfortunately the right has a 30+ year head start on us - not to mention their innate (a fascist gene?) proclivity towards tight organization and discipline - not exactly a strong suit among progressive types. But we have to start somewhere - I'm with noaxe397 - and if the media won't do it's job - we'll just have to keep on doing it for them.

Without
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AlfredE69
Occupy Election '12: Vote 3rd Party
09:13 PM on 10/12/2011
Then I would like to hear Obama apologize for being a hypocrite when it comes to enforcing marijuana laws.
08:45 AM on 10/13/2011
Please explain how Obama is a hypocrite for enforcing marijuana laws? What did he claim as his policy in this area? What is he doing now?

Please explain.
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AlfredE69
Occupy Election '12: Vote 3rd Party
11:26 PM on 10/13/2011
Calm down now, here it comes.

5. Decriminalization of marijuana While running for the U.S. Senate in January 2004, Obama told Illinois college students that he supported eliminating criminal penalties for marijuana use. In the Oct. 30, 2007, presidential debate, he joined other Democratic candidates in opposing the decriminalization of marijuana.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/24/AR2008022402094.html
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Querent
I just had to say that.
09:08 PM on 10/12/2011
Why charge them with "hypocrisy"? Almost everybody is hypocritical to one degree or another. It's part of human nature. Why not tell it like it is? Conservatives always lie.
08:49 AM on 10/13/2011
Not always. A lot.

A lot more than their Demo counterparts, who also lie.

Also, I seem to find that the lies Demos seem to tell tend to be for personal gain (Wiener, Clinton, Rangle, etc.), rather than lies that misinform the electorate about important issues of the day (jobs, taxation, wars, etc.). It's one thing to lie to protect yourself, it's even worse to lie to cause damaging decisions to be made on a national scale.
09:07 PM on 10/12/2011
If nothing else they've proved highly successful at dividing the country and protecting the white collar criminals on wall street and in the banks. Odd how these topics are never discussed by any of the GOP field, nor is the fact that it was GOP policy under 8 years of Bush to dismantle and destroy any semblance of a real democracy.

With Citizens United, PACS and Super Pacs, the country is on the auction block and with so many Tea Partiers and GOP members of the house and senate already bought and paid for, there's little else left to buy except the presidency and then destroy the social safety net and the very fabric that once defined America as a shining example to the rest of the world, a true democracy and nothing less than that is at stake.
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DocJoseph
A bleeding heart will heal; a cold heart will not
11:52 PM on 10/12/2011
Your post sounds like an introduction to a book: "Republic, Lost" by Laurence Lessig.

The subtitle is: How Money Corrupts Congress--and a Plan to Stop It.

I'm hoping it's not too late.