That sucking sound you've been hearing is Republican presidential hopefuls going down the drain. Professional strength Liquid Plumber couldn't help now.
Forget October, we just had the May Surprise. And what a surprise, a full 20 months before the 2012 election. No cynical, political manipulation needed, raising terror levels to scare Americans. Only a slow, methodical, effective military operation. To cheer them.
Killing Osama bin Laden. Talk about a real Mission Accomplished.
The happiest politician in America right now is Mike Huckabee. "Thank God I've been waffling," he's thinking, "and not announced yet I was running."
Mitt Romney has been reduced now to a liberal healthcare plan he keeps backing away from.
Sarah Palin wasn't likely going to announce, but that uncertainty which fueled curiosity in her has suddenly evaporated. After all, resigning as Alaska governor halfway through her first term seems all the more small, empty and pathetic now.
Tim Pawlenty is still around, but if people had a hard time spotting him before, imagine how hidden his gravitas seems at this point.
Michele Bachmann's non-existent chances had already become radioactive the day Barack Obama released his birth certificate. Now, she's a Black Hole, threatening to implode the Republican Party if any part of it touches her.
Ron Paul may run, but... well, that's like saying Dennis Kucinich or Ralph Nader may run.
There are other potential Republican candidates, of course, but the smart and capable ones didn't become smart and capable by jumping off precipices without a parachute. So, that leaves the not smart and incapable ones.
Do Republicans have issues to run on? Republicans had issues before this and were well-behind in all the polls.
The thing is, while most people think the GOP was dealt a crushing blow with the Obama leadership tracking down and killing Osama bin Laden, the problem for Republican presidential hopes is worse than that.
You see, this wasn't just a May Surprise. This was like Muhammad Ali's "Rope-a-Dope" against George Foreman. Lulling a powerful opponent into a false sense of superiority by letting them pound, pound, pound you, all the while knowing that they were exhausting themselves -- and then your unleashing a flurry of blows against a now-defenseless adversary who crumbles to the canvas.
Consider:
For 2-1/2 years, the lunatic "Birther Movement" was the remaining gasp of the Republican base to confuse the confuseable. There was no birth certificate, so maybe he was a Muslim Kenyan, after all. Yes, it made Birthers and their political leaders look nuts, but as the old Hollywood cliché went, "Y'know, it's crazy... but it just -- might -- work!"
And then, last Wednesday, President Barack Obama had the State of Hawaii release his birth certificate. Ending the issue in one, swift, devastating blow. Over. Done. Goodbye. Worse, it tarnished the Birther leaders themselves.
Then, just two days later, on Friday, the president compassionately toured storm-devastated Alabama, promising quick federal help. Showing how critical federal assistance actually is for providing help to Americans in medical and social need.
The very next day, Saturday, there was more. President Obama again, at the White House Correspondents Dinner, presenting jokes at his own expense, while listening with a warm smile to jokes delivered at him. Letting Americans see what an ingratiating, self-effacing person he is. Getting Americans to laugh with him, even in difficult times, when people need to laugh most.
And then, of course, came Sunday, when President Barack Obama announced to the world that the #1 terrorist, Osama bin Laden, had been tracked down and killed. And all America rejoiced. Except maybe Rush Limbaugh who was still hoping for the Obama Administration to fail.
But it's more than just this. Because Republicans still try to paint Mr. Obama as inexperienced, and passively reacting to events -- yet it turns out that killing bin Laden was an eight-month operation of meticulous planning. Showing that slow, patient, thoughtful actions are often the best, smartest way to do things, rather than swaggering on top of cars with a bullhorn or a flight deck papered with banners.
And it's more than even that, too. Because comparison can't be avoided. Under George W. Bush, America allowed the worst attack on its soil ever, beyond even Pearl Harbor, and for seven years these self-professed "defense experts" couldn't find its mastermind. And yet after only 2-1/2 years, Barack Obama -- a man actually tough on terrorism and national security -- had the leadership to find, plan and kill that very man, Osama bin Laden.
That's quite a streak of days. Yet none were the worst, all mere prelude to the most devastating blow Republicans faced in this Obama Flurry the very next day:
Because following all that, on Monday, Barack Obama appeared with his wife Michelle, on Oprah.
After releasing his birth certificate, after demonstrating the blessing of federal assistance, after warming the nation with his humor, after announcing the end of Osama bin Laden, the president and first lady topped off this remarkable six days by showing the personal grace of a man, a husband, a father and a leader, anointed by the Queen of America.
You almost wonder why he took Thursday off.
Meanwhile, Republicans are still trying to figure out who wants to run. This week, that question became "in which direction?"
ROTFL ! Well said Sir, Well said.
You cannot spin that beyond the Limbaugh/Palin/Beck fringe.
After being a repub. for 34 yrs, I finally saw the party for what it really was in 2000, and it's only gotten worse since then. I wish I had seen the light many years ago because I'm ashamed of having voted for Reagan twice and GH Bush.
It doesn’t matter what party has our checkbook they both have abused the tax dollars we send them. Remove and replace until they implement term limits on themselves and until we get people we can once again trust.
Currently, elections are not won or lost based on the issues that average Americans care about - they are framed from the outset and ultimately determined by how candidates address a very few 'hot button' special interest issues. For example, no candidate could run on a platform of cutting defense spending, cutting oil and agribusiness subsidies, returning to the 1940s/50s regulation of finance (total separation of commercial and investment banking) and taxing windfall profits. The money game would be so stacked against them from the very outset that their opponent could be Alvin Green and they would still lose. Politicians are entirely barred from even placing these issues on the table, because big money players have made them political poison. Removing this influence from our process is the key.
I don’t want to see campaigns publicly financed (I’m paying enough in taxes now), let them all collect a few million dollars from wherever they can (make contributions public) and set a limit for all.
Republicans and Democrats are never going to agree on all the issues so maybe we should be able to go to the polls more often to vote on some of these issues ourselves and let the chips fall where they may.
The speech of the president was simply hilarious.
" The Donald" wasn't too pleased about it and he even left during the jokes of Seth Myer. A guy without a sense of humor and the ability to laugh about himself, is a guy I don't trust.
Obama is the master communicator of hope and even with economically struggling voters, Obama is going to grab the show and sell voters on guess what...hope…again. Unemployed or economically frightened voters, including million-billionaires will be focused on…viable hope…real hope…sustainable hope…hope that generates revenue.
Obama will win the budget battle. His style of the bully pulpit is finally being utilized as a tactic. The Republicans made it convenient. The 15 second highlight, for voters that have a 20 second attention span. Highlighting Republican distraction and grabbing the attention is easy when distraction is all Republicans offer. Paul Ryan is up next, he’s the figurehead of hopelessness. Ryan and Republicans offer austerity, sacrifice and a vanishing government safety net. With the hope of more hopelessness. Not a hopeful agenda.
Beyond an unviable Presidential candidate, I see a fracturing of Congressional Republicans and guess what, a fracturing of the Tea Party. There’s no hope.
I'm a fan of fantasy sport leagues. After reading your analysis, I think there is a place for fantasy political leagues. Cheers!
No, that was Bush who started two wars without the proper funding. Who spend billions of dollars on rebuilding Iraq while the US was crumbling.
At least the money of the stimulus bill will be spend on improving the US (infrastructure, schools, VA-hospitals) and not the infrastructure in Iraq.
The 20% increase to the budget you cite is the supplemental appropriations the Bush administration left out of the DoD budget to pay for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (roughly $220-270 Million per annum). Because they were supplemental appropriations they are not included in budget calculations understating the true cost of the Bush years. Pres. Obama included these cost in the budget to accurately reflect government outlays in each fiscal year. Republicans used smoke and mirrors to hide the devastation they wrought on the U.S. economy.
I know... I'm a DoD comptroller.