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The Greatest President Since George Washington

Posted: 11/02/11 11:41 AM ET

It was announced as of midnight Monday that united NATO forces have officially ended their successful mission in Libya. During the action, U.S. troops under the direction of President George W. Bush killed dictator Muammar Gaddafi, and in just seven months brought freedom to the Libyan people. The Bush-led military offensive that killed Gaddafi resulted in the loss of no American lives.

This action comes on the heels of President Bush tracking down and killing the terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, dealing a crushing setback to the Al Qaeda terror network. That military operation, which Mr. Bush lead from the White House war room, was also accomplished with the loss of no American lives.

These mark the third significant triumph against terror by the Bush Administration in the past two years. They follow the successful Navy operation ordered by President Bush against Somali pirates who had boarded a U.S. vessel and taken the captain hostage. Navy snipers killed three pirates and captured the fourth in a precision military action that was accomplished with the loss of no American lives.

"This is a great day for America," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), "because it is a great day for freedom. President Bush always has put liberty and democracy first, everywhere around the world. And our heroic mission in Libya, killing its terrorist dictator, like George Bush's heroic actions against Al Qaeda, bin Laden and the Somali pirates makes America safer by again removing terror threats to our nation. That's why real Americans look at George Bush as an American hero"

Vice President Dick Cheney added his perspective to the successful mission. "America faces terrorist threats every day, and the Bush Administration has been at the forefront of stamping them out wherever they occur. We are telling all terrorists throughout the world that we will find you. And we will keep America safe."

On his radio show, Rush Limbaugh devoted the entire program to the Bush Administration actions crushing terrorism. His guests included Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld who explained that the killing of Gaddafi had been "meticulously planned for months," which is why it went off so smoothly, without the loss of a single American life. Limbaugh noted that "Once again, this shows to the American people that it is the Republican Party alone which has the courage to fight terrorism and keep America safe. Only the Republican Party can be trusted to protect America. If the Bleeding Heart Liberal Feminazi Socialists were in charge, they would have tried to reason with this Gaddafi guy over French pastries. Republicans know you don't chat with terrorists who are trying to kill you. George Bush just showed you what you do. You stomp them out first. Republicans keep America safe. Democrats will get you killed."

Fox News rushed out a two-hour special on President Bush and the central role he played in planning all these attacks against terrorism, "George Bush: Military Hero on Horseback."

Tributes for President Bush have flowed in from both houses of Congress and Republican officials around the country, as well as at Tea Party rallies. Yard signs were sighted dotting suburban homes, like the one outside Columbia, South Carolina "God bless George Bush for Accomplishing This Mission" A resolution was passed by the Texas legislature to make George Bush's birthday a national holiday. A petition from the Family Research Council has already generated over 25,000 signatures to add President Bush to Mount Rushmore.

"This is what a president is supposed to do," said Jeff Bolden, 46, a pipe fitter from Topeka, Kansas. "All that stuff they argue about in Washington, that don't mean much to our real lives, but this is real. This is my president standing tall for me."

Support has been non-partisan. "The world is always a better place when it can be made safer," commented Democratic House leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). "And it's all the better when such operations can occur without losing any precious American lives."

The trade organization Country Radio America reported that the top-requested song on member stations today has been Lee Greenwood's recording of "God Bless the U.S.A." Second most was "Tie a Yellow Ribbon." In third place was Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You," although that has regularly been requested for the past 18 years.

"Liberals wanted President Bush to slow freedom's rush by getting approval from Congress," Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) told a gathering on the Capitol steps, "but they want you to forget that when our NATO allies act, America is required to honor our treaty. Not spend money on debt-raising stimulus. There are Democrats in Congress who don't support what it takes to keep America safe, and they should be investigated."

Glenn Beck wept and was unable comment.

The Heritage Foundation has released a study showing that George Bush should be beatified for sainthood.

And you know that all of this is what would have happened if George Bush had been president.

 
 
 
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12:38 AM on 11/04/2011
Don't know how to edit my former post. Need to remove "one of"
01:13 PM on 11/03/2011
So the author's point is that Obama is a better Bush than Bush was? What an accomplishment-- something that every future president should shoot for. Bravo, Mr. Obama. To many of us, however, they both have performed poorly and our nation has suffered because of it. As for Obama and Libya, let us not forget 1) like Bush, Obama shirked the Constitution by not having Congress authorize US involvement, 2) like Bush, he spent money on the war (1-2billion+ and counting) that we simply do not have and 3) like Bush, he helped create a condition whose outcome is uncertain and may one day turn around to haunt us. There are always unintended consequences with such interventions.

It's time we focus our attention on our country and its citizens where one in fifteen is now living in poverty, unemployment high and our student graduating with piles of debit and slim job prospects. Pathetic. We can do better. But it won't happen under the leadership of a Bush or an Obama. Both are failures who failed our country with their wars, their spending and their lack of focus on our country's needs.

Yes, I understand the author is mocking the republicans by showing that they should be pleased with Obama being a better Bush. But it is these policies, and their tremendous costs, we all should question and be upset with--regardless if they're done by a Bush or an Obama. In my book, they both blow.
12:33 PM on 11/03/2011
Brilliant post. Just shows how much this "Anti-Obama" hatred has caused people to redefine themselves. The very traits that most Americans desire in our commander-in-chief has been demonstrated by Obama, yet they still hate him because of his skin color. Don't forget how early on when he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, they brooded and complained. When we didn't get the bid to host the 2016 Olympics in the US, they actually cheered and celebrated his failure. Just as they're rooting against the economy recovering while he is in office. We're witnessing a very
un-American, ugly period in our history due to our addiction to racism.
12:35 AM on 11/04/2011
I agree. Obama would be an all-right president if he just didn't have this fatal flaw. I live in Georgia where Troy Davis was killed for being black. Where one of our congressman is wasting our time with anything but a jobs bill to try to get Obama a one term. Where our supposed representatives are Republicans and the state is going to hell in a handbasket. Anything so those old white men don't have to say "yes, sir" to a black man.
12:27 PM on 11/03/2011
Masterful work of a excellent writer. Just returned from Egypt, Turkey, Greece and Italy where people there love our Pres. and so many encountered asked what is wrong with Americans that hate Pres. Obama. Didn't have time to explain the complex political system that rewards unnecessary wars and hates a thinking, responsible man who dreams of democracy across the world. Wish just one day Pres. Obama could feel the love coming from this country that he is generating in the world's population.
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08:40 AM on 11/03/2011
Sir, you left out where George W Bush got the impetus for the glorious results you describe..............He got them from his father when George HW Bush was president and stopped the genocide in Bosnia, the worst since WWII, and brought to justice under the rule of law at the Hague the war criminal Milosevic and put him on trial for crimes against humanity......................All without the loss of a single american life..............You left out that part of W's development, HAD it happened.
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parlimentMike
Don't settle for less evil, demand good
01:03 AM on 11/03/2011
But would Bush have prevented Americans from buying prescription drugs in Canada to ensure the highest prices are paid by Us? Or would he have punished the Insurance companies for making America's healthcare payment system the worst performing in the world by making them take money from All Americans? If Bush had the choice of stabilizing the mortgage market by helping them keep their mortgages or taking the same money and just stuffing it in bankers pockets funding record bonuses for the gamblers who crashed the economy, would he fund the bankers.

Hey, wait a minute, have we ever seen Bush and Obama in the same picture together?
01:00 AM on 11/03/2011
Too bad Barry is so unable to bring together various factions in America. You didn't need to remind me about his laughable "leadership."

Perhaps he wants to take back his Barney-bad talk: "move to the back of the bus," and "they bring a knife to the fight and we'll bring a gun," and don't forget "elections have consequences." But hey, according to Obama, we're "the enemy."

What's funny is that he has spent the last three years demonstrating how wimpy he is....Obama rolls over faster than my dog Sadie.
09:28 AM on 11/03/2011
You obviously did not understand the gist of this article.
12:55 AM on 11/03/2011
Great satire. I heard another GOP'er say we're counting on whining complaining Dems who are so into their causes to give up on President Obama. He said if we had someone with Obama's energy and charisma we would know what to do with it.
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12:40 AM on 11/03/2011
Great piece, but probably should have been done in comic book graphics so the conservatives could have more easily followed it.
12:16 AM on 11/03/2011
I guess your trying to say not even Obama can screw up the best military and commander's ever know to man kind assembled mainly by the Bush adminstration good observation
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tacevad
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07:56 AM on 11/03/2011
I guess you just ignore that whole Commander -in- Chief thing when it is a Democrat with brains instead of a Republican puppy
10:43 AM on 11/03/2011
Actually there, hooplehead, it was assembled mainly by Clinton. Bush BTW had dismantled the group responsible for going after Bin Laden and Obama retasked them with going after him. Seems to have worked out pretty well, especially since he got out of Tora Bora under Bush. Good Effort,though. Go empty your droolcup, please.
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OleLadySquawking
'Trickled' on since 1987!
11:03 PM on 11/02/2011
Maybe it hasn't happened to the current president because he's not only saving American lives, he doing it without having to financially support the gigantic military industrial complex?

The history books will correct what the GOP fails to acknowledge.
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parlimentMike
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12:55 AM on 11/03/2011
huh?
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OleLadySquawking
'Trickled' on since 1987!
09:07 AM on 11/03/2011
You don't need tanks, gigantic planes, or bigger guns to wage the war Obama is waging. A few radio controlled drones and missles, and a room to house their operators is the most he's used, other than a couple of high tech helicopters and highly trained troops. Bush used every weapon and all the troops he could to wage two wars and still didn't kill the man who was responsible for 9/11.

The Republicans love the military industry, it keeps them all fat cats.
thebigbike
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10:50 PM on 11/02/2011
..."And you know that all of this is what would have happened if George Bush had been president."

and of course he WAS President. and all those things happened in his dreams maybe
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09:25 PM on 11/02/2011
Brilliant...and true.
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Sahuaro
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08:54 PM on 11/02/2011
And of course there would be others calling for prosecution of Bush's war crimes against the noble and innocent Libyan nationalists.
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10:27 PM on 11/02/2011
Funny how the Bush Administration managed to rack up a voluminous record of torture, and carpet-bombing detainment policies decried by virtually the entire civilized world, while failing to come even close to neutralizing either Gaddafi or bin Laden.

The "kill them all and let god sort them out" approach is an immoral, barbaric and utterly unAmerican sentiment. Evidently, it is also highly ineffectual as well.
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07:37 AM on 11/03/2011
Libya was one of the first to fold and renounce their WMD programs once Bush showed that he was serious. Bush did more than neutralize Qaddafi, he had him cooperating with our intelligence. A success similar to Obama's, right?
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08:29 PM on 11/02/2011
Do you realize that the Repubs will believe this! Their alternate history!