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There's something inspiring about hearing far-right enthusiasts standing up in town hall meetings with tears in their eyes crying out, "I Want My Country Back." And seeing signs held high at rallies organized by the Tea Party corporations that read, "I Want My Country Back."

"I Want My Country Back." One's heart swells at this display. Wonderful! I'm ready to help. Let's go get it back!!

Okay, then, one question to start with: How far back do you want it?

Just asking. Does the radical right want us to take an easy step back, say, to the halcyon days of George W. Bush?

Good times, good times.

Although... okay, maybe not just two years back. That's too soon. Not time enough to get past the economy collapsing, two wars, the national debt doubling to $10.7 trillion, a U.S. city wiped off the map, warrantless wiretaps and ignoring the warning of an imminent terrorist attack. So, perhaps further back. Y'know, to more comfortable pre-9/11 thinking.

Back to the Good Ol' Days of Bill Clint... well, fair enough, we know that's not the country the radical right wants back. God forbid.

It's more likely that they want to return to the days of Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. Yes. Except -- well, the problem is that this is when President Reagan's Chief of Staff Dick Cheney (yes, that Dick Cheney) infamously said, "Budget deficits don't matter" -- and we know budget deficits are The Most Important Thing to the Tea Party corporation. And so, the budget deficit tripled. And the national debt quadrupled. And Mr. Reagan sold armaments to... Saddam Hussein (yes, that Saddam Hussein), and worse, sold Saddam material for making anthrax. (You know, that "weapons of mass destruction" thingy.)

So, eesh, this can't be what the radical right is pining for. And surely, they don't want to go back to the Jimmy Carter years. Or, God forbid, Richard Nixon.

Lyndon Johnson did have The Great Society. So, that sounds promising -- though it's what created Medicare and Medicaid and the National Endowment of the Arts, and when the Civil Rights Act was established, which included affirmative action. So, that's hardly the country the radical right and Tea folks wants back.

So -- what country do they want back?? Otherwise it's just empty yammering because you lost an election.

Well, listening closely, there is such an America they are referring to. And this is what appears to be what the radical right and Tea Party corporations want when they say "I Want My Country Back."

They want to go back to an earlier time, a friendlier time, a better time in America of our youth, a time when everything was taken care of for us by our parents, and the time of our grandparents. A time of that mythical Shining City on the Hill. A warmer time that we see in old movies. A happier time.

"I Want My Country Back," they say.

Back. To that good, gracious wonderful time in America back where there were --

Picket fences.

Smiling neighbors.

Pride of country.

A handshake was your bond.

That's the country "I want back." That's the time I want back.

People went on hayrides and caroled together at Christmas and sat on the front porch drinking mint juleps, swapping yarns with grandma and grandpa.

Children respected their parents.

Common decency.

We the People.

We the People.

A time when there were horse and buggy rides.

A time when there was no loud, crazy music.

No intruding cell phones.

No computers crashing.

No computers.

No iPods.

No Internet.

No cable TV. No color TV. No TV.

No vaccination for polio. No cure for tuberculosis. No remedy for smallpox.

No chemotherapy.

No open-heart surgery.

No hearing aids, no pacemakers, no cochlear implants.

Womenfolk knew their place.

Blacks knew their place.

Mexicans knew their place was in Mexico.

Muslims were invisible.

No Social Security.

No Medicare.

No eight-hour work day. No child labor laws. No minimum wage. No rural electricity.

No blacks in baseball.

No blacks in football.

No blacks in the White House.

No taxes.

"I Want My Country Back." I want --

Street cleaning. Garbage collection. Mail service. Public schools. The food supply protected. Water supply protected. Police protection. Firemen. Road repairs. Air traffic safety. The military.

But no taxes.

And a budget surplus.

And no black president.

"I Want My Country Back." Way back. So far back it's going backwards. Get rid of Social Security. Get rid of Medicare. Get rid of unemployment insurance. Abolish the 14th amendment. Repeal health care reform. Repeal Wall Street reform. "I Want My Country Back."

That's the country the radical right wants back.

Well... you can't have it "back." America doesn't go back. America goes forward. Trying to drag a great nation backwards and stripping it of anything you don't like just because it isn't for you alone and you're scared of others, and the rest of the country be damned, is not acceptable. America exists because this entire nation built it together, and the far right must accept what exists for those people, too. You can't pick and choose. This isn't a buffet. It's America.

The thing is -- I kind of figure it's my country, too. I kind of figure I'm part of that whole "We the People" thing, too. Just like all the others. Progressives, reactionaries, gays, Christians, Buddhists, Muslims, agnostics, everyone.

Everyone.

That's not a touchy-feely bleeding heart liberal thing, by the way. It's -- We the People.

What "We the People" actually means.

The radical right wants its country back?

Me, I want my country forward.

And it will go forward, like America always does, despite selfish, mean-spirited, frightened little people who think that restoring "honor" is calling the president of the United States a socialist communist Kenyan Nazi Muslim who hates white people because he's an un-American terrorist.

Personally, unlike the radical right, which has been trying to gut America since the uber-conservative John Birch Society of the 1950s (founded by Fred Koch, whose sons fund Tea Party corporations today) and earlier, I actually like the ever-changing melting pot of America. I don't like everything about it. Some things in it infuriate me. Some make me burst with pride. But that's how America works. That's what America is.

"I Want My Country Back," the radical right cries. And that's the problem. It isn't theirs. It's ours.

All of ours.

 
 
 
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12:55 PM on 10/05/2010
I love when you people go all hyperbolic.
Yeah, "taking back the country" means a total reverse in every social, technological, fiscal, etc. advance. It means putting the "coloreds" back in their places and bestowing complete control to white males. Is this your brilliant observation?
Gosh, you're hilarious!
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mlrose529
The world is watching in stupefied horror.
11:10 PM on 10/07/2010
So enlighten us...what DOES it mean?
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Chris Rautmann
07:18 PM on 10/19/2010
The "Good ol' times"that the Tea Party wants to take us back to never existed.
Let me repeat that.
They never existed.
Taking us back to a time in the past is one thing, as long as you admit that those past times had serious, fundamental problems that we have spent generations trying to fix.
Taking us back to a time that never existed is just a joke. It sure shouldn't be a serious political movement.
10:43 AM on 10/02/2010
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06:43 AM on 10/02/2010
Love this Mr. Elisberg. Thanks for saying out loud what I've been wanting to say to anyone with the Tea Party mentality. Moving forward, what a concept. The irony in all of this is now the tables are turned...the people blindly following the Tea Party movement who don't even know the reason it started in the first place are the ones "drinking the kook aid" dished out by the talking head pundits who spout lies to justify their opinions. The sad part is the Republicans who wrote that Pledge thing must be drinking it too instead of doing their jobs to move forward to fix what needs to be fixed. I know that sounds naive; one can only dream of a society where we, all of the people, make informed decisions and elect intelligent, ethical, honest, candidates who are in it for "we the people". Get the good word out, especially to the young people out there. I hear so much about how things are going to be so bad for future generations; they, the young people, are the ones who need to get more involved in the decisions that affect the direction of our country and I like to think the Millenium generation is a forward thinking generation.
07:00 AM on 10/02/2010
Ooops...that really is a typo. I meant to say "kool aid".
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SnarkyC
Anarchist and all-around eccentric.
02:25 PM on 10/02/2010
Hail Eris!

No worries, "kook aid" fits nicely.

Snarky
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odinfellow
Navy Veteran. Florida Native.
10:12 PM on 10/01/2010
This is brilliant.
"I Want My Country Forward!" Now, that is a bumper sticker I get! Bravo Zulu!
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Coyote50
"Taxes are the price we pay for civilization."
10:09 PM on 10/01/2010
Thank you so much Robert -- I'm with you, I want my country to go forward! Progress has always come through progressives. We've been run by the anti-government, anti-people right wing for too long. We're moving forward, it's slow, but it's happening.
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wiseupnow
Wearing black 'til they come up with something
06:49 PM on 10/01/2010
This is going viral -- at least among my contacts.
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Sean Foley
Radically Moderate American
02:24 PM on 10/01/2010
Sheer awesomeness. Thank you for saying what every American with an IQ above 50 is thinking!
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Gerald Villella
01:44 PM on 09/29/2010
I've never attended a Tea Party, but understand their exhortation to "take America back" refers to possession and direction of its future, not to reversing time. The author knows this too, but batters a straw man rather than address what these people are actually saying. There was no perfect time in the nation's past, but each era offered both good examples to perpetuate and offenses to repudiate. We are all "progressives" in that we have no choice but to move forward in time, but there are virtually 180 degrees of choices as to where we go. Calling yourself a "progressive" doesn't guarantee you have chosen the best way forward. Budget deficits have always mattered, but they have now gone from troublesome to catastrophic as the emergent ethic of dependency and envy has seized so much of the population and those they have put into power. The ideas that taxes are a means to redistribute wealth; that government intervention and regulation always makes things work better; that large groups of people must be given preferences or allowances in perpetuity simply because of their demographic identities, are all disabling and threatening the security and prosperity of this nation. Sneer at those who raise these concerns, and misstate their goals and principles as you will; America will only exist as a viable, just and free nation if it adheres to the fundamental principles of the Constitution, as well as the valuable lessons of history. See you at the polls in November.
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Bhall35
02:05 PM on 10/01/2010
I mean, if your comment is to be taken at face value and with any intellectual honesty, I will ask: where was the Tea Party when all these deficits were rising & Republicans were in control? Do you think in 2 years they've become magically more educated about the constitution than their critics? Who did they learn it from? Limbaugh? Beck? Palin? The Koch brothers? Please.
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JTCan
02:11 PM on 10/01/2010
The real problem is the Tea Party members don't have a clue what they really want...and are just repeating sound bites.Go ahead...ask them. THEN you will understand.
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Rooster Coburn
Less Gov't + More Responsibility = A Better World
10:57 PM on 09/28/2010
How about we all just compromise and go back to the Calvin Coolidge administration then?
Low taxes. Full employment. International peace. Less regulation. Expanding economy. Technological progress. Low crime.
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Cactusman
Persons of Cactus, Unite!
10:28 PM on 09/28/2010
Applause! Wonderful post and well-stated sentiments, Robert.
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Tracey Harrison
08:03 PM on 09/28/2010
My favorite bagger qoute is "keep your government hands off my S.S. check. They pay in for a $ amount of 5-7 years but they pull out 15-20.
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OneFish
Various and assorted mutualistic microbial buddies
07:16 PM on 09/28/2010
The legitimate grass roots outrage is deftly refocussed by moneyed interests away from the actual causative agents.
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SnarkyC
Anarchist and all-around eccentric.
02:30 PM on 10/02/2010
Hail Eris!

Remember to thank the Koch brothers for funding the Tea Parties.

Snarky
06:54 PM on 09/28/2010
Excellent post Robert, you stated it all! Especially no Black president.
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skwan91607
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06:46 PM on 09/28/2010
It takes only may be $20 for a no-brainer carrying this sign ' I want my country back' waving on street corner. The coward who paid for hidden behind. Then the hired media said somethings with emotional excitements. Just a cheap shot. 'MY COUNTRY' has been sold out by that stupid decider and his crooks in the past 8 years to those GREEDS OVERLOADED PREDATORS - GOP's buddies who do not want REFORM, BUT THE VICTIMIZED AMERICANS. They could be victimized again. Do not give those GOP cowards, who get pay and health coverage and do nothing constructive in this period Americans suffering, any chance to victimize us again. 'MY COUNTRY' to GOP cowards is meant the American victims they need to apply their tricks like what in the past 8 years. Now, they have mental problem by whining why Obama could not completely fix it in 18 months. We must keep both houses under control by Dem. Otherwise you and me will be victimized again. ALSO BEWARE OF VOTE CHEATING IN VARIOUS FORMS.
02:15 PM on 09/30/2010
How about we try and keep the houses at a nice medium instead of in control of only one political group? I don't want EITHER side in control of EVERYTHING and your selfish and crazy if you do. I'd rather focus on holding our elected political leaders to a high standard, and let them know that they have a duty to be honest with us and should have the American People's best interests at heart OR they WILL NOT be representing us again in future elections.
People need to stop looking at it as Dem vs Rep since their is idiocy on both sides as well as dishonesty, cheaters, and crooks (and just because the one crook is on your side does not make them the lesser of two evils).
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SnarkyC
Anarchist and all-around eccentric.
02:32 PM on 10/02/2010
Hail Eris!

Oh, look, more false equivalency.

Snarky
05:03 PM on 09/28/2010
Thank you.