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Robert J. Elisberg

Robert J. Elisberg

Posted: May 11, 2010 10:57 AM

What if You Held a Tea Party and Nobody Came?

What's Your Reaction:

Watching the news the other day, a reporter commented on Tea Party results in the recent primaries. Another story dealt with the Tea Party and racism. There was also a newspaper article on poll results for Americans towards the Tea Party. Even the London Daily Telegraph ran a story relating a candidate for Prime Minister to the Tea Party.

It was pretty darn good PR for something that doesn't actually exist.

I mean, honestly now -- the Tea Party? There isn't a Tea Party, other than that thing your four-year-old daughter throws with her invisible friends. Which, come to think of it, is an excellent description of this other "Tea Party."

It's also one of the great examples of razzle dazzle. Getting the public pondering the Tea Party. As if it was an actual political party. Which it isn't.

Mind you, this isn't to say that there aren't people running around with tea bags hanging from their hats, carrying signs with swastikas, and even organizing in large groups that can sway votes. There are. Only a month ago, 9,000 activists rallied in Nevada to protest Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and health care reform. Television coverage was massive.

Then again, just one week ago, an estimated one million people gathered across America to protest Arizona's immigration bill. In downtown Los Angeles alone, there were 60,000 people.

For those keeping score, one million is larger than 9,000.

But still, that rally in Nevada sure got a lot of news coverage. More even than the million did. It was a Really Big Deal! Because they wore funny hats, had signs with swastikas, and called themselves -- TEA PARTYERS!!

Tea Partyers!!!!

Huzza, oh, huzza.

There is no Tea Party.

Forget the internal documents showing that the "Tea Party Express" outfit is merely a blatant, cynical effort to make money for the PR agencies who are organizing crowds. Those are just facts and can easily be dismissed by anyone willing to close their eyes.

But less easily dismissed is that for all the effort of the PR agencies putting together rallies, putting together town halls, putting together "conventions," there's one thing they somehow haven't been able to put together, that you'd think would be really important for a political party:

Candidates.

I don't mean Republican candidates who say they support the "Tea Party," pandering to get "Tea Party" votes. No, no, I mean people running on an actual Tea Party Ticket.

For instance, there was angst-ridden outrage last week in California when Sarah Palin endorsed fired Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina for the Senate over the supposed "Tea Party Candidate," Chuck DeVore. Except that, you see, Mr. DeVore is a Republican. He's running in the Republican primary. He wants to be the Republican Senator.

If the Tea Party actually existed, if Tea Party People truly had the courage of their convictions, if the Tea Party wasn't merely a PR gimmick -- then we'd see Chuck DeVore running in the Tea Party.

We'd see somebody running in the Tea Party. Somewhere. I mean, honestly, if the Tea Party actually existed, if the Tea Party was a growing movement, a meaningful movement, a movement period -- you'd think we'd see one candidate who was actually, seriously running as a designated representative of "The Tea Party." Rather than what they are -- in Utah, Florida, Arizona, everywhere: running as Republicans, for the Republican nomination, to be a Republican candidates.

They may pander, but they're not idiots.

Hey, all you Tea Party folks who think you're in a real party? You've been snookered. Sorry.

There is no Tea Party. Tea Folks are the disenfranchised fringe of the far right wing of the Republican Party. The unwavering, blindly-supportive base of a Bush-Cheney Administration that brought you the Iraq War, warrantless wiretapping, economic collapse, divisive hatred, and so much less. And some clever PR marketing illusionists have figured out a way to bamboozle you, bamboozle the public and bamboozle the news media by rebranding something you threw out into thinking it is a Real Party - or a movement! - that can get the attention which the tiny, voiceless, discredited, radical conservative wing of the Republican Party that they are can't get on its own.

So, they call it a "Tea Party." Yes, it's a goony name. But it's better than Wing Nuts.

It's not a party. It's not even a "movement." It's the far right wing of the Republican Party. And that's fine, valid. But let's just be honest about who we are.

Scott Brown? He didn't become senator of Massachusetts because of the "Tea Party." He won because his opponent took a month off and went on vacation. And then ignored Brown. And then crumbled in the debate. So, Scott Brown won. As a Republican.

Sorry. I apologize for breaking it to you. But you're not a Tea Party. It doesn't exist. You're far right wing Republicans.

To be clear, that doesn't mean that if such people are mobilized that they can't have a voice in an election. They can. And are -- especially as activist voices within the Republican Party. Driving it farther and farther to the right.

If there is dissatisfaction in government today, dissatisfaction in government has existed since the days of Genghis Khan. If there is a desire to vote for the party out of power in an off-year election, there is always a desire to vote for the party out of power in an off-year election. These have nothing to do with a Tea Party that doesn't exist. How it all will play out in November, however, and to what degree -- or not -- we'll find out in November.

In the meantime, if you want to join a Tea Party, don't forget to bring your invisible friends.


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Aquinnah1
07:35 AM on 05/13/2010
Here in Maine, Tea Party types resort to theft and vandalism to spread the word. www.eightfits.blogspot.com
04:54 PM on 05/12/2010
By trivializing the tea party you miss the inner motives. Do you remember Nancy Pelosi calling people against healthcare reform un-patriotic last year? Do you remember the whitehouse asking Americans to report Americans "spreading false information" on healthcare reform? I believe tea patiers are marginalized people taking active roles in politics to change the status-quo. You may want to check teapartybell.com. It has a good collection of articles, including this one, on the tea party. Many tea partiers voted for Obama 2 year ago and you may need them to support Obama again in a couple years!
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10:13 PM on 05/11/2010
They are a realatively simple bunch: Don't spend my money on anyone besides me and on anything unless it benefits me. They carry the attitude that "they" had or have to work for what they get and no one is "entitled" to anything they haven't "earned" in a similar manner. They equate government spending in any form to being an "unearned subsidy" that doesn't benefit them and can be done without. They worship the "free maket" because many of them are invested in that market, as an investor or as an owner of a business, and feel that an unregulated free market allows them the maximum opportunity to amass wealth, retain wealth and improve their personal quality of life. They loathe any form of government rules or regulations and see such as only unwarrented burdens upon their wallets and an infringement upon their ability to earn more money, amass wealth and personal comfort, as well as material gains in posessions. They use the constitution and interpret its articles in such ways as to benefit their beliefs, but dismiss those articles when it is convenient as a means to an end that serves their agenda. In short, the want a financial free for all that allows them to make money, amass wealth, material posessions and comfort while simultaneously making use of government services, laws, rules and regulations that solely benefit them and no one else while paying for absolutely none of it.
10:28 PM on 05/11/2010
Again I ask - where does your information come from?
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10:38 PM on 05/11/2010
Holy cow, all you have to do is watch any one of a hundred interviews with their own people that are everywhere on the internet...If you can listen and read half the stuff they expound from their own mouths, it's hardly rocket science...It's pretty cut, dry and simple as are the attitudes they present when they make statements....In the past six months I have read and watched so many it is quite clear what their agenda is and it's just that simple: "I got mine, I earned mine, I'm keeping mine and the hell with the next guy, let him get his own and not from me...but just make sure all MY services provided by the government are still top notch without taxing my for any of it" There is plenty of places to go to see and hear what I've seen and heard from this bunch...feel free to indulge yourself.
09:49 PM on 05/11/2010
I am curious as to where the "information" about the Tea Partier demographics is coming from. From what I have seen they appear to be more average Americans like all of our neighbors. The rumors of violence and racial slurs have not been proven to my knowledge and I invite anyone with video or audio to support these claims. It also seems to be that many (most) started to get fed up during the Bush administration and that finally enough was enough so that those that never dreamed of protesting began to stand up.
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10:29 PM on 05/11/2010
But stand up for what?...Boil it down to it's lowest denominator and I'll tell you what you have: A bunch of people that are essentially saying, "I got mine and the hell with you!"...These people don't rail about the $600+ billion spent on two wars, the rail about giving an extended unemployment check to the guy that lost his job, his house and his savings two years ago...they rail about tax increases on people earning over $200K a year to help pay for HCR....they rail about tax money being spent to help keep thousands of cops, firemen, paramedics and school teachers on the job and off the unemployment rolls...they rail at the tax money spent to put thousands to work on infrastructure projects and work programs all over the country...they whine they are being taxed too much but when taxes are cut to nothing for some 47% of all Americans, they rail it's unfair that 53% are now paying all the taxes...They rail about TARP but do they protest in front of the banks or on Wall Street? No, but they will bash a president that wasn't even in office when TARP was initiated...They see how Goldman Sachs raped America by betting on failure yet sit and defend them as only doing what they are in business to do...Anything to help their fellow American outside themselves is loathesome but anything that can benefit them they see no problems with...
iconoclast1
give truth a chance
01:02 AM on 05/15/2010
Your assessment is pretty much dead on. What really cracks me up is that they are called the TEA Party movement, which stands for "taxed enough already" even though their taxes are lower than they've been in 5 decades. The earliest Tax Freedom Day ever recorded was in 2009, with the second earliest being this year. Even their name is based on a preposterous lie. One of the central unchanging differences between liberals and conservatives is that conservatives care about themselves, while liberals (and progressives) care about others. This is why conservatives and Republicans have epithets like "bleeding heart liberal" for someone who cares about those less fortunate, and the disparaging term "tree hugger" for those who care about the environment (and thus future generations).
iconoclast1
give truth a chance
12:51 AM on 05/15/2010
As this article states, they are the far right of the Republican Party. The NY Times/CBS poll showed that 57% of them have favorable opinions of George W. Bush while only 7% approve of Obama's job as president. Only 6% have a favorable opinion of the Democratic Party. Nuff said. Just imagine the mental gymnastics that one would have to go through to have such opinions. The almost perfect symmetry of decline from the latter part of the Bush administration vs. improvement once Obama took office - on measures like the S & P 500, employment, GDP, and many others - ensure that most reality-based people would favor Obama over Bush. The clever rebranding effort of the Republican Party, to create a separate movement so that they can later fold these TEA Partiers back into the GOP, is transparent to some of us.
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Rockwell
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08:30 PM on 05/11/2010
The Baggers are not a party. They are a collection of locust mindlessly destroy that which they hate.
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09:34 PM on 05/11/2010
THEY are an unruly collections of racist,mindless, robots,WHO do not know what the hell they want. no big Government,do not touch,my SOCIAL SECURITY, OR MEDICARE, They do not know if they are coming or going, TeaBaggers put up or shut up,turn down that evil Social Security check, stay home and bleed your relatives do not take Medicare,deplete your children s money,be brave,STAND UP for your phony patriotism and hate speak, Give to millionaires who freely spend your money and you are barely making it, they love jets and nice hotels,and sex clubs,strippers , See with eyes wide open you mean 0 to them,you are like little toy soldiers moved on the big board called life.
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workinguy
When Republicans Win You Lose
09:42 PM on 05/11/2010
Right on Greg....as always dead-on.
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blueshield
08:27 PM on 05/11/2010
True, the Tea Party isn't a "party", but it is a movement, a neo-John Birch Society movement, which has no need for candidates or any practical plans for running the country, because that is not it's goal.

It's goal is to dismember government, return the nation to a quasi-anarchy, and obstruct the type of reasoned and intelligent governance required by a 21st Century nation.

The movement's primary motive is fear - fear of losing control, fear of losing majority, fear of losing resources to others more powerful. Their reactionary approach - insisting on an ideological purity that would make Mao or Stalin proud - is not intended to raise candidates, but to reduce candidates to impotence. They want government as we know it to end.

Like most utopian fantasies, this one is doomed to founder on the rocks of reality and strangle on internal contradictions. But in the meanwhile, it can accomplish a great deal of damage.

And contribute nothing else to health or future of the nation.
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Json
Cynical dreamer, sarcastic idealist...
06:09 PM on 05/11/2010
Shhh...they think they are non-partisan!
04:54 PM on 05/11/2010
The GOP starting up the "Tea Party Express was like creating "Frankenstein".

It hasn't actually helped the GOP, it is has only created a disjointed group that is very small in reality and is primarily composed of wealthy white older males. The total membership is only about 18% of the total population and only 25% of Americans say they support the "tea party".

The GOP has put itself in a position of getting pushed farther and farther to the right by a small group which isn't going to help them long term.

The media should stop using the term "tea party" candidate since they are not an actual party and don't have an actual "ticket".

Just because a very small group of right wingers shouts out the loudest doesn't mean the media should give this group the most attention.

It is unfair journalism and unfair to the American people to be fed excessive media coverage of a select group that really doesn't deserve the level of coverage they are getting.
05:15 PM on 05/11/2010
Amazing that this author could manage to write nearly a thousand words on a movement/group that doesn't exist.

So what are you all worried about, if we, the evil Tea Partiers, aren't real?

You libs live in lala land. You refuse to acknowledge the conservative revolt around you. But we don't mind.

We're having too much fun voting you guys outta here! Harry Reid is next, and we should know! Check out the revolt in Reno: http://www.examiner.com/x-28761-Reno-Conservative-Examiner
09:01 PM on 05/11/2010
Just an FYI, not all liberals are Democrats some are independents or greens. Likewise not all Democrats are liberals, some Democrats are moderates.

Harry Reid hasn't had the support of all liberals or all Democrats. Some of us find him a tad wimpy on key issues. And not too long ago, some liberals talked about dumping Reid. I say some because liberals don't all agree on everything.

Democrats don't have a ideological purity test. Although some Democrats will campaign against those who vote too often with conservatives, the party actually tolerates debate on issues far more than I've seen with Republicans.

My question to tea party types is where were you when the Bush administration started a war (I never bought into the bogus WMD intelligence so I don't understand why anyone else did) and refused to fund it? Where was your deficit outrage when the Bush administration took a budget surplus and turned it into a huge deficit? Where were you when the Bush administration gave incentives to corporations to send American jobs overseas? Where were you when the Bush administration enacted the intrustive privacy violations? Where were you when the Bush administration sent our troops to war without proper equipment?
And are you one of the Tea Partiers who wants to keep "Government hands out of Medicare" --(aka the Government Healthcare), because I've heard that more than once.
I could go on...but I need to walk my dog.
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GreshamGuy
The plural of "anecdote" is not "evidence"
04:50 PM on 05/11/2010
This "movement" has no coherent ideology. It is self-contradictory. It offers no solutions to any real issues other than bombast. Its reading of history is shallow and tinged with deep misunderstandings of both the Founders and the issues embodied in the Revolution.

The "movement" is a collection of slogans, anti-Obama posturings, and disassociation from reality. Facts do not sway them, because they believe that facts are irrelevant. Belief is all.

But make no mistake - this "movement" is deadly dangerous to our freedom. It is willing to sacrifice anyone else's rights to gain what it desires - power. It uses scapegoating in ways not seen since the thirties and forties. All they need is a charismatic character to act as a focus and we will see a new American Fascism.
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RUKidding0
Freedom is Fundamental
09:53 AM on 05/12/2010
"The real art of governing consists, so far as possible, in doing nothing." Lao Tzu

If you think that Tea Party people are "... willing to sacrifice anyone else's rights to gain ... power", you know absolutely nothing about them. Just because they reject the oppressive power of an overweening social democratic state doesn't mean that they want power. To the contrary, they reject the scope of power being exercised against them by rent seekers and thieves through government.

They and their supporters are the productive in our society who are fundamentally apolitical. As the producers in our society, they simply have to protect themselves from the rent seeking leeches who seek to use the power of government for their ideological ends. This is why the left accuses them of "having no solutions" to "problems" they reject government solutions for.

Ironically, the face of the "movement" consists of grannies with time on their hands, while the tens of millions of us who support them are busy working. I just love the way the left can find disingenuous words to impugn grannies looking out for the interests of their children and grandchildren.
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04:35 PM on 05/11/2010
The media seems to want to make the Tea Party a political party, and you are right, it is not. I think it is more of an ongoing political protest against outrageous spending by an ever-growing government, with a focus on returning to the Constitution as the rule of law. As for change, in today's context any reduction in spending or reference to constitutional precepts in lawmaking could be considered a dramatic change from the current status quo.
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HANNIBAL1066
I've written on the Tea Party movement at politica
04:04 PM on 05/11/2010
Your utter lack of seriousness is apparent and no one should take this drivel seriously.

The Tea Party is a movement intended from the very start to take control of the Republican Party.

The Tea Party already controls the Clark County Republican Party (Las Vegas) and the Nevada Republican Party. The Tea Party just re-wrote the Maine Republican Party platform. In Utah, the insurgents ousted an incumbent Senator. In Kentucky, Rand Paul is leading an establishment candidate in the primary.

Dick Armey runs FreedomWorks, not the Tea Party Express.

Survey demographic data indicates that they are not the disenfranchised fringe. Most have college degrees and have middle class incomes. Actual activists have a slightly more education and income.

I am a severe critic of the Tea Party movement and have written on it extensively. To dismiss this movement as a joke is to ignore the threat they pose to the GOP and ultimately to our democracy.

If you dig beneath the surface, for example, in the Maine platform, you will see hints of a theocracy and a strong animus towards immigrants and minorities. At its core is producerism populism.

Moreover, you overlook its radical libertarianism which holds that the federal government and its policies are illegitimate; the ties between local groups and Oath Keepers and the Patriot militia; the Second and Tenth Amendment groups; the "continental congress" and its network; the delegitimizing aspect of the birther conspiracy within this movement; and, the open carry at town hall meetings.
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05:12 PM on 05/11/2010
I guess his point was that if all of what you describe exist as a part of the Tea Party, then that's a problem of the republican party.

And if you're worried about the republican party then you should be: because their election result will be enhanced by Tea Partiers.

But what that means is that the republican party needs to tidy up its backyard. Not that THERE IS a Tea Party.
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Robert J. Elisberg
Political writer and screenwriter
06:00 PM on 05/11/2010
Thank you for correcting my reference to the Tea Party Express. I had a brain freeze. That aside, nothing you say refutes a word of what I wrote. The person responding to you is correct in recognizing the sole point of the piece -- which is that it's ludicrous to think of the Tea Party as an actual standalone party, when what it is is the far right wing of the Republican Party, trying to take it over. I don't "overlook" anything -- you are addressing issues that weren't intended to be part of my point. Yet even there, I do refer to these adherents as "radical."
03:28 PM on 05/11/2010
Given what all of the succsessful candidates of both parties have been doing to us over the past couple of decades, I'd say "no candidate" is the best candidate. I will gladly vote for "none of the above", regardless of none's party affiliation.
03:45 PM on 05/11/2010
Sad isn't it.
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RUKidding0
Freedom is Fundamental
04:26 PM on 05/11/2010
If doing so would prevent government action, I would gladly join you.
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hrpmap
Retired man still active..
03:24 PM on 05/11/2010
What the author fails to realize is that there are two kinds of currency in America. One is green paper and folds and fits into your pocket. The other is time, and these old people he disparages have plenty of the second kind. Time is money of the more valuable kind. Example, a local developer wanted to develope an area of retired people's homes, he failed. Why did he fail? Retired people with plenty of time. They didn't hire lawyers, they dialy went to county offices in large numbers filing complaints, The developer backed off. Moral, be careful dissmissing old people with plenty of tme, it's better than money.
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Cactusman
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03:19 PM on 05/11/2010
That about sums it up. The Tea Party is basically comprised of disaffected far-right Republicans.

The Libertarians, the Greens, the Communists - those are all political parties. Granted they are smallish and don't get many candidates or more than a few percent of the vote (Communists essentially get zero votes or candidates in America) but they are actually parties with platforms and ideas for change.

The Tea Party is not organized, and is defined more by what it's against than what it's for. Yeah, they say they're for freedom, for liberty, etc, but that's not new, and the other parties are ALSO for that. Being "for freedom and liberty" is not a platform. It's rhetoric, no matter how passionately yelled. The rest is "I'm against.... " rhetoric. It's not inspirational to most, but it is good theater. Which explains why the media just LOVES the baggers.

The Tea Party is for maintaining the status quo, or worse, a throwback to an idealized past that didn't exist. I recently heard a statement about how successful political movements are based in change, not in defending the status quo. Defense of the way things are works best in times of peace and economic security. That doesn't describe today. The Tea Party might have an impact on the elections, but unless and until they develop some progressive platforms of change, they will fail to really take root as a viable party in America. They'll remain disenfranchised far right conservatives.

Nuts and Tea, anyone?
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Rogan
03:12 PM on 05/11/2010
The Tea Party is for Bush voters who are so ashamed of Bush, and having voted for Bush, that they can't bring themselves to call themselves Republicans, any more... but they fully intend to continue to support every Bush-era policy, that contributed to taking our country to the dark and frightening place it has become, or is rapidly on its way to becoming... they don't want to talk about these things I'm talking about, though - they just want a new boss who's the same as the old boss, and they want to pretend the old boss never turned out to be a malicious fool, and they don't want to talk about it, or think about it...
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RUKidding0
Freedom is Fundamental
04:24 PM on 05/11/2010
What part of fiscal conservative do you fail to understand?

One of the reasons that Tea Party people just kicked Bennet to the curb was that he, like Bush, is a social conservative rather than a fiscal conservative. Think smaller and less intrusive government.

Tea Party people don't want to spend anyone's money for a bloated government, but that concept is so anathema to the left that it blinds them to straighforward concepts staring them in the face. There are none so blind as those who will not see.
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GreshamGuy
The plural of "anecdote" is not "evidence"
04:54 PM on 05/11/2010
Specifically, what would you cut? The biggest ticket in the budget is Defense. Willing to go there?
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Rogan
06:42 PM on 05/11/2010
I'm absolutely with you - I fully agree, with every point you just made. You don't have to be a conservative, in the broader sense, to see the sense in being a fiscal conservative, as you describe.

I'd start by shutting down the wars, and slashing the Defense Department budget for traditional warfare materiel, while building up our military capacity for intelligence-based operations, small and "special" operations, the kind that win wars against terrorist multinational "forces." I think our Defense spending is so bloated, in exactly the wrongest possible areas, that you might could fix the problem, right there.

Either way, I'm with you - balancing the checkbook has to be, if not first priority, then tied for first.

I don't know what any of that has to do with the syndrome I described in my comment, of those who voted for Bush, and are rightfully ashamed, now describing themselves as Tea partiers, because the Republican party has let them down, and does not seem to intend to act to further the values of those voters, in the future, any more than it did, under Bush. Am I confused, somewhere?