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That Infernal Equinox

Posted: 06/08/2012 8:22 pm

Is it true, as some people claim, that during the vernal equinox it is possible to stand an egg on end?

Yes, it's true. And during the autumnal equinox, as well. And on Tuesdays in February, and any time during the fourth game of the World Series when the count is three and two on a left-handed batter.

Get the picture? Equinoxes have nothing whatsoever to do with balancing eggs. With patience, you can balance an egg on end any time you feel like it.

But old superstitions never die, especially when perpetuated year after year by kooks who like to perform pixie dances in the meadows on the day of the vernal equinox, which is the first day of spring. This year, it was on March 20, and the autumnal equinox (see below) will occur on Sept. 22.

Take a close look at an egg. It isn't glassy smooth, is it? It has little bumps on it. Go through a dozen and you're sure to find several that are quite bumpy on their wide ends.

Now find a table top or some such surface that is relatively smooth. With a steady hand and some perseverance, you'll be able to accomplish this miraculous astronomical (more appropriately, astrological) feat without any contribution from the "aligned planets" (which they're not), or from Mother Earth, except for supplying the gravity that makes the task challenging. If the balancing surface is even slightly rough, like a textured tablecloth, it's a piece of cake. In fact, an old after-dinner trick was to conceal a wedding ring under the tablecloth and, with feigned difficulty, "balance" the egg on it.

So much for the old egg caper. But what is an equinox, anyway?

Picture Earth, circling the sun at the rate of one revolution per year. The circle made by Earth's orbit around the sun lies in a plane, just as a circle drawn on paper lies in the plane of the paper; it's called the plane of the ecliptic. Now Mother Earth wears another circle around her middle; it's called the Equator, and it also lies in a plane, called the equatorial plane. We can imagine the equatorial plane being extended beyond Earth, way out toward the Sun. Funny thing, though: it misses the Sun. You usually won't find the Sun anywhere in the equatorial plane. That's because Earth is tilted, so its equatorial plane passes above or below the position of the Sun. The equatorial plane is tilted from the plane of the ecliptic by about 23.5 degrees.

As the tilted Earth moves around the Sun, there will be two times in the year when the two planes intersect -- that is, two times when the Sun, in its ecliptic plane, is also in the equatorial plane, meaning that it is directly over the Equator. But for half the year, the Sun is north of the Equator and the northern hemisphere has spring and summer; for the other half of the year the Sun is south of the Equator and the southern hemisphere has spring and summer. The two "crossover" instants, called the vernal (spring) equinox and the autumnal (autumn) equinox, are how we define the beginnings of spring and fall in the northern hemisphere. The word "equinox" comes from the Latin meaning "equal night," because at those instants the periods of daylight (the days) and darkness (the nights) are of equal duration all over the world. Because the sun is directly over the Equator, it favors neither more daylight in the north nor more daylight in the south.

Without knowing all this, primitive people found the equal-light-and-darkness dates to have special significance, ushering in, as they do, seasons of warmth and growth or cold and barrenness. So all sorts of superstitions grew up around these dates. You can see, though, that there is no "alignment of the planets" or any other possible gravitational effects of the equinoxes that would make eggs do anything weird. The only things that are weird are the nuts who claim that these dates have magical powers.

Find much more stuff like this in What Einstein Told His Barber by clicking on the book cover below.

 
 
 
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pixeloid
Reality has a liberal bias.
10:49 PM on 06/09/2012
Shouldn't this story be published in March or September?
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pixeloid
Reality has a liberal bias.
10:43 PM on 06/09/2012
Considering how many people believe in astrology, religion, or other nonsense, superstitions like this will probably never go away.
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Elijah Greenleaf
antidisestablishmentarianista
09:13 PM on 06/09/2012
Solar and lunar eclipses happen during the equinoxes and solstices and may coincide with extreme tides, flooding, earthquakes, landslides, volcanic eruptions. The hours of sunlight also affect living systems, fertility cycles, and migrations. Ancient peoples regarded solstices as portents of death. There are superstitions connected with these events and some very real physical effects as well.
01:06 AM on 06/10/2012
Now PROVE IT.
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Thaag Tidestalker
Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!
08:46 AM on 06/11/2012
Although I am a pagan, I have to take quite a bit of exception to some of your assertions. Firstly, solstices being portents of death? Well kiss my grits, they happen twice a year no matter what, and things die all the time. OMG A PORTENT. Yes, eclipses coincide with spring tides. They have for millenia. Earthquakes and volcanos? They happen even when there's no eclipse. Mt St Helens became active in March 1980 but the solar eclipse was in February. In fact, the next eclipse in August coincided with the volcano's last major eruption that year. Yes, the hours of sunlight affect living systems, but that has nothing to do with balancing an egg or a broom and has nothing to do with the earth's gravity. Eclipses cause spring tides whether or not it's at a solstice or equinox. They might be a little more severe if they happen in early December at aphelion during the moon's perigee.

Oh wait, I'm just supposed to dance naked in the moonlight and wish for unicorns and rainbows.
08:09 PM on 06/09/2012
"when the two planes intersect"

Not to be too pedantic, but the planes *always* intersect. All planes except those that are parallel do.

Equinox does occur when the sun falls on Earth's equatorial plane, but the sun's ecliptic plane has nothing in particular to do with the equinox.
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Elijah Greenleaf
antidisestablishmentarianista
09:30 PM on 06/09/2012
No, planes don't always intersect unless you have infinite space. Planes are make-believe constructs used for modeling limited systems.
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pixeloid
Reality has a liberal bias.
10:46 PM on 06/09/2012
All planes are infinite. Anything less would be a 2 dimensional shape with an edge, and not a plane.
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William1950
everything I say could be wrong.
06:53 PM on 06/09/2012
People need myths.. they need examples that are dramatic.. seems to me that a belief in whatever does not preclude knowing the physical realities of the mechanics of what we can understand.. can we agree this might be true?
I hope we can also agree that we are all free to believe any and all of the different versions of theology.
I say this because once we accept our faiths we can learn to cooperate in our struggle to survive as a common society..
Or not.. shrug
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Thaag Tidestalker
Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!
08:51 AM on 06/11/2012
There's a difference between an unprovable theology and provable facts. I can believe that Eris intended for the Golden Apple to be a present for Thetis the bride, and no one can prove me wrong. I can believe I can float after jumping off of a chair in Honolulu but every time I try, reality proves me wrong.
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William1950
everything I say could be wrong.
06:13 PM on 06/11/2012
correct... but you do have the right... :) we run into trouble when we try to convince others their belief system is wrong...
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kennethhdeome
Why can't both sides be wrong?
05:31 PM on 06/09/2012
A few hundred years of science isn't going to convince those who have accepted the result of tens of thousands of years of ritualized worship of the unknown...except that the latter says they know exactly what the object of their worship wants because it's been written down now and again, and put together in a book.

Please try to keep science and religion as separate as politics and religion should be.
04:17 PM on 06/09/2012
Hasn't this "everything you need to know about life can be found in a science book" attitude run its course by now?
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Robert L. Wolke
04:39 PM on 06/10/2012
Never heard of it.
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Thaag Tidestalker
Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!
08:51 AM on 06/11/2012
Same here.
11:08 AM on 06/11/2012
Well, now you have. Suppose I am perfectly aware of all the facts that you outline in your article, yet still choose to dance in the meadows in Spring. Does that make me a kook? Could it be that it makes me someone who chooses to celebrate life and the astronomical coincidences that make our planet suitable for life? Could it be that I celebrate both current scientific orthodoxy as well as the history of said science, which would include Druids dancing on the Spring Equinox? Life would be pretty dull without a few excuses for a good party, and it's good to be aware that what passes for The Truth changes from generation to generation. Your way of looking at life could well be judged in the future as being part of what's wrong with the current state of affairs in the world. It's fine to point out the fascinating facts of our world, but one doesn't have to do it in a way that denigrates the habits and customs of others as you have chosen to do.
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Newfoundlander
I'm a pessimist, an optimist with experience!
03:24 PM on 07/01/2012
Hasn't this "everything you need to know about life can be found in the Bible" attitude run its course by now?
03:58 PM on 06/09/2012
Wait wait, doesn't the fact that the obliquity of the ecliptic is almost 23, and that human cells have 23 pairs of chromosomes, and that Avogadro's number is 6.0221415 × 10^23, and that 23 is the average of 22 and 24, and that according to Annemarie Schimmel 23 is the only number from 1 to 100 that has no recorded significance in any of the cultures she investigated, point to the universal significance of the so-called "23 enigma"?
07:45 PM on 06/09/2012
michael jordan
08:03 PM on 06/09/2012
Oh. My. God.

YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
ThatsTheTheWayItIs
religion, ideology, partisanship are delusional
03:54 PM on 06/09/2012
"There is no "alignment of the planets" or any other possible gravitational effects of the equinoxes that would make eggs do anything weird."

One can never prove the non-existence of anything. Including God, or weird effects on eggs.
Lack of any evidence for something, in no way disproves it. A scientist should know that.
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
06:51 PM on 06/09/2012
The quote is still true.

Lack of evidence disproves something; if after millenia of searching for evidence, there is still a big fat zero.
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magicmary
07:41 PM on 06/09/2012
I think it is possible to go for centuries without asking the right question. That's how science advances. Someone figures out the right question to ask.
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Robert L. Wolke
04:43 PM on 06/10/2012
True, one can never prove a negative. But when hundreds of years of astronomical observation have failed to observe such an "alignment," the monkey (i.e., burden of proof) is on the back of the believers. Like most scientists, I cannot waste my time trying to prove that there are no hobgoblins or leprechauns.
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farmerlady
Blonde, Democratic socialist, and unwilling expat
03:10 PM on 06/09/2012
Pagans are still cool, my dear sir :)
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Thaag Tidestalker
Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!
08:55 AM on 06/11/2012
We certainly are. Especially when drenched in water and sitting in front of a fan.
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marignymitch
E pluribus unum percent
02:57 PM on 06/09/2012
21 June is magic in New Orleans: It means only six more months of summer left.
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30Taurus
Now is the time and you are the one.
02:23 PM on 06/09/2012
My favorite thing about guys like Wolke is the look on their face. Man, that sure looks like the path to happiness, doesn't it? Bet his wife is psyched, too - feels so free and supported in her femininity!
No.... sorry, I really shouldn't make judgments like that. He could be super hot in bed, who knows?
But...
If you think about the trajectory of humanity, and wonder if it is going in a good direction, and what's missing from our lives.... We are totally separated from nature natural cycles and anything that helps get us back into contact with it is going to help us.
Mr. Wolkes, I'm afraid, is adding to the kind of thinking that has gotten us to the brink of extinction.
No wonder he's not smiling!
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blackwind
Relax, nothing is under control
06:02 PM on 06/09/2012
I never realized there was so many conclusions to be drawn by the look on someones face.
And from only a photograph too!
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jlmurt
10:09 PM on 06/09/2012
And that's not all.
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Robert L. Wolke
03:29 PM on 06/10/2012
I love you, too.
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maribelles
have opinion? win fans, lose fans
02:23 PM on 06/09/2012
These dates have magical powers due to the spiritual energy attached to them for millenia, and the powerful rituals and celebrations enacted to bring about community and understanding pan globally. I feel better about doing that than listening to some killjoy.
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Thaag Tidestalker
Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!
08:57 AM on 06/11/2012
In other words, it's what WE do that makes the dates magical. If no one tried to balance an egg on any other day but the equinox, then the egg will never balance on any other day but the equinox--until a heretic balances an egg on a random other day and is burned at the stake.
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01:45 PM on 06/09/2012
Hey Wolke, linear time is an illusion concocted by men to justify the psychological separation from nature, and so our attempted domination and control of it. There are only cycles. Scientists, many of them, are kooks who think they have proved that the universe arose by accident, without meaning, for no reason, and so material is dead matter, and are mostly blind to how this attitude contributes to the myriad ways science is a primary tool of the merchants of domination, destruction and death, driving us toward economic and ecological oblivion. Mother earth, indeed.

www.offthegridmpls.blogspot.com
01:43 PM on 06/09/2012
I hate to break it to the author, but he stated opinion not fact. The "egg myth" does not prove the rest wrong.

Given the clear effect of the moon and day length creating tides and on animal breeding cycles and plant blooming cycles, discounting the effects of celestial positions on humans is unsubstantiated and actually naive. Does the author not recognize that half the population on the planet cycles with the moon and not the calendar? And that's not to say men are unaffected, just perhaps less obviously.

For that matter, no proof was presented that balancing an egg isn't easier on the equinox. You know, without cheating.
08:06 PM on 06/09/2012
If you claim that balancing an egg (or any other of the examples that you or the author mentioned) is affected by the equinox, please post an explanation - grounded in physics - of the mechanism that would allow this.

Otherwise, it's all woo.