Robert Lanham's writing has appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Maxim, Radar, Nylon, Playboy, Salon, and Time Out New York, among others. He is the author of the satirical anthropological studies The Hipster Handbook, Food Court Druids, and The Sinner's Guide to the Evangelical Right. Lanham is the founder and editor of the trendsetting publication FREEwilliamsburg.com.

Blog Entries by Robert Lanham

Pope Benedict Offers Full Communion to Anglicans and Rappers

2 Comments | Posted October 22, 2009 | 06:00 PM (EST)


In a move that surprised traditionalists, Pope Benedict XVI is openly courting Anglicans and rappers to join the Catholic Church in full communion. Members from both communities have voiced frustration over the growing acceptance of homosexuals and women as equals in their ranks.

"Allowing women and openly gay men...

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Pat Buchanan Says "Lesbian Coalition of America Discriminates Against White Males"

31 Comments | Posted July 20, 2009 | 01:53 PM (EST)


While appearing on the Rachel Maddow Show last night in the recurring segment "It's Pat," MSNBC pundit Pat Buchanan accused the Lesbian Coalition of America (LCA) of discriminating against him.

"I'm as qualified as anyone to head this organization, and for them to not consider my nomination to head...

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Obama's Silence on "Bruno" Outrages Activists

12 Comments | Posted July 13, 2009 | 04:25 PM (EST)


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In what many have perceived as a reversal, president Obama upheld the controversial "don't ask, don't tell" policy by refusing to state his opinion of the film "Bruno." The President, who attended a screening in Dupont Circle on Saturday night, was...

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Palin Holds Press Conference to Explain Last Press Conference

91 Comments | Posted July 6, 2009 | 06:41 PM (EST)





Responding to criticism that many were confused by her resignation speech on Friday, Governor Palin issued another press conference today to explain her reasons in "plain English" and without the use of sports and/or fish metaphors.

"When I last spoke about the issues...

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Obama Dislocates Shoulder Reaching Across the Aisle

Posted February 15, 2009 | 05:59 PM (EST)


President Obama threw out his shoulder on Sunday at the 19th Street Baptist Church while reaching across the aisle to shake hands with Senate Republican Olympia Snowe, who was also in attendance. Just one day after Congress passed the $787 billion stimulus package, the ill-fated gesture was intended to be...

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Pray For Pastor Rick

Posted January 21, 2009 | 10:06 PM (EST)


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In the spirit of unity that has swept our nation ever since the inauguration, I think we should all take a moment to pray for Pastor Rick. He has the sniffles. It seems a certain coldness in the air has...

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Rick Warren's Non-Negotiable Worldview

Posted December 20, 2008 | 05:18 PM (EST)


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I've largely stayed on the sidelines with my criticisms of Obama lately, hoping to give him the benefit of the doubt. Still, I can't help but be disappointed that our President-elect selected the Hawaiian-shirt-wearing, Jimmy Buffet of evangelicalism, Rick Warren, to...

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The Gotcha Effect of Civil Unions

Posted November 11, 2008 | 02:43 PM (EST)


Now that we've all recovered from the jubilation of last week's victory, is it too soon to launch a couple of sober criticisms at our president elect? I did my part to ensure victory, after all. I sent my campaign check. I wept tears of joy into my beer, a...

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