Donald Loves Vladimir

Donald Loves Vladimir
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Vladimir, Vladimir, He's My MAN!
He's so STRONG and MANLY!
And he says such nice things about ME!

Oh, his muscles!
And his bare chest!
And to think that he loves ME!!

I love him, I love him, I love him
And where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow
He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love
From now until forever, forever, forever

I ♥ Vladimir!
When he whispers sweet nothings in my ear,
I get SO excited!

When he tells me he loves ME
I'm so eager to do ANYTHING he wants!

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