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Robert S. McElvaine

Robert S. McElvaine

Posted: September 29, 2008 12:59 AM

"ExPalination"


Whatever else the 2008 presidential campaign may produce, it has given us a new word: ExPalination. Someday it may take its place in our language alongside malapropism and Bushism.

Every time Gone Old Party vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin opens her mouth in an unscripted moment (those moments have been precious few, of course -- which is understandable in light of what happens in them), she utters words in answers to questions that offer insights into both her utter lack of knowledge and John McCain's utter disinterest in putting "country first" as demonstrated in his selection of this totally unprepared person.

When Governor Palin is asked to explain something, she gives instead an exPalination. In her latest venture into the land out of which the McCain campaign wants to keep her (the real world where people who might lead the United States are expected to know something), the Katie Couric interview on CBS, Palin was repeatedly put in situations where she had no answer and said, in effect: Well, let me exPalin that to you, Katie.

Here are a couple of the exPalinations the candidate gave in her interview with the CBS News anchor:

PALIN: "He's also known as THE Maverick, though . . . ."

COURIC: I'm just going to ask you one more time -- not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation?

PALIN: I'll try to find ya some, and I'll bring 'em to YA!"

Ms. Couric then asked Mrs. Palin to explain to her why what Palin termed Alaska's "very narrow maritime border with a foreign country" enhances her foreign policy experience.

As much of America has become painfully aware, the candidate offered the following exPalination in response:

"Well, it CERTAINLY does, because our next-door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the states that I'm the executive of."

"It's very important when you consider even in national security issues with Russia," the governor went on to exPalin, "as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska; it's just right over the border."

The nation eagerly awaits a series of exPalinations in Thursday's vice presidential debate. Will she have come up with a new exPalination of her foreign policy experience? Or will she have any new exPalination of how Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience? Will she have some exPalination of what she or McCain have done that make them "mavericks"?

But what we most need is for John McCain to explain to the nation how placing someone like Sarah Palin in line to become president of the United States is putting "Country First." That will require quite an exPalination from him, because it looks to any unbiased observer like Sen. McCain would rather leave the country in the hands of a manifestly unqualified person than lose an election.

Historian Robert S. McElvaine is Elizabeth Chisholm Professor of Arts & Letters at Millsaps College. His latest book is Grand Theft Jesus: The Hijacking of Religion in America 2008-07-01-GTJcoversm.jpg.}

Whatever else the 2008 presidential campaign may produce, it has given us a new word: ExPalination. Someday it may take its place in our language alongside malapropism and Bushism. Every time Gone O...
Whatever else the 2008 presidential campaign may produce, it has given us a new word: ExPalination. Someday it may take its place in our language alongside malapropism and Bushism. Every time Gone O...
 
 
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01:01 PM on 09/29/2008
Yes, Robert. Will some journalist(s) please nail McCain on the question of how he could elevate Sarah Palin to the prospective position of Vice president and still keep a straight face. Ask him again and again what he thought as he watched her answers in the Katie Couric interview, and preferably ask him on live TV. Don't let the old trickster get away with it. Make him face the public.
12:13 PM on 09/29/2008
Poor Sarah Palin. At first it all looked so fun and easy. Just hang with Mr. McCain and company, look good, and enjoy the perks. And then she opened her mouth...a not so slowly enlarging mouth. As in "why can't she keep her big fat mouth shut?" now way beyond the consternation level for McCain's handlers. She cannot even get the garbage she shovels to her own base correct.

And yet, she really does not matter.

FOCUS on how incredibly BAD McCain will be for our country. FOCUS on how to expose the incredibly VENAL NATURE of McCain and his advisers. They are just more of the same.

McCain = Bush + more baggage than the Heathrow Airport
11:54 AM on 09/29/2008
Sarah Palin is the only candidate who will save christmas. She released this statement through the mCcain camp today 'Despite the economic crisis, I will make sure that every christian American will have a happy xmas with many gifts. I can see Santa Claus house in the north pole from my house. When he makes that trip to give gifts to the children across the country where does he pop up his jolly face, Alaska.

Top 5 Palin Scandals
http://www.newsone.com/elections/article/top-5-palin-scandals
11:51 AM on 09/29/2008
Man, she's really dissapointing me =(
01:01 PM on 09/29/2008
Why, are you a P. U. M. A. ?
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11:38 AM on 09/29/2008
...and I didn't even realize Russia was planning to invade Alaska. Good thing Palin's on the job. ROFL
11:10 AM on 09/29/2008
Palin and Bush... exPalinations and reCriminalations.