Many of the nation's leading Jesus Thieves convened in Denver last Tuesday to work towards uniting behind the presidential candidacy of Sen. John McCain, a man who used to have the courage to denounce such charlatans.
In a gathering reminiscent of the 1957 organized crime summit in Apalachin, New York, some ninety major figures in the rightwing conspiracy to kidnap Jesus and commit identity theft against him gathered in the city where Democrats will nominate Sen. Barack Obama in late August.
Among those in attendance was Tim LaHaye, the No. 4 man on Jesus' Ten Most Unwanted List, which I have compiled in my new book, Grand Theft Jesus: The Hijacking of Religion in America. LaHaye is the co-author of a series of books that have Left Jesus Behind and promote the greater gory of Christ.
Other prominent Jesus Enemies at the Denver sit-down included David Barton, founder of WallBuilders, Rick Scarborough of Vision America and Eagle Forum headmistress Phyllis Schlafly.
Dr. James Dobson, don of the Focus Family and No. 3 on Jesus' Enemies List, was not in attendance, but he was represented by one of his capos.
"Our shared core values compel us to unite and choose the presidential candidate that best advances those values," said the Liberty Council's Matthew Staver, who convened the meeting. Unfortunately, those shared core values are in fact value$ and are, on several points, diametrically opposed to the teachings of Jesus.
The attendees signed a letter urging McCain to consider former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee as his running mate. They were careful, however, to characterize their call for putting Huckabee on the ticket a "suggestion, not a demand."
Interestingly, this is the same way they see the teachings of Jesus: "The Suggestions on the Mount."
In short, they don't like Huckabee on precisely those issues where he actually heeds the teachings of Jesus -- and suggests policies that might help the least of these and cut into the profits of the money-changers.
Phil Burress, one of those at the Denver meeting, said that the most important thing is that McCain's running mate be "pro-life and pro-family." Those are, of course, code words for being anti-abortion and anti-gay.
"The only evangelicals that will support Obama are the ones who haven't read their Bible," proclaimed Burress.
These Jesus Thieves must be reading a different Bible from the one I have. In mine, Jesus never mentions abortion or homosexuality. He does, however, talk about loving your enemies, turning the other cheek, helping the poor, and how difficult it is for a rich man to enter heaven.
When it comes to the red lines in the Bible -- the words of Jesus -- these leaders of the "Christian Right" read between the lines and leave the red lines unread.
"Obama is a considerable threat to our values," Staver argued. Jesus Followers can only hope he is right, since the value$ of this gang are almost 180 degrees from those Jesus preached.
Wherever two or more of them are gathered falsely in his name, there is hate.
{Historian Robert S. McElvaine is Elizabeth Chisholm Professor of Arts & Letters at Millsaps College. His latest book is Grand Theft Jesus: The Hijacking of Religion in America 
, upon which this piece is partially based.}
These so-called christians, hagee, parsley and all the other pompous asses who have turned God into their own personal hitman, remind me of the pharisees.
If one want to know if the "christian right" is really right, read the Bible for yourselves.
The real question is how enthusiastically will they support him.
The real genius of the 2004 election is how they used the laity in the church (with the look the other way support of the pastors) into a multilevel marketing organization, where someone in the church would mail into the Bush campaign the church roster. They would then see who the most influential persons in the parish were (which is easy to see, they are the volunteers running significant programs). Those most influential parish members (not staff, which might endanger tax-exampt status) were recruited to talk up the campaign with their fellow parishioners and recruit a dozen sub-organizers, who were instructed to recruit a dozen sub-sub organizers, and so forth. Next thing you know, even though the pastor can still say 'We have done absolutely no politicing' the entire church is one big republican campaign organization and anybody not professing their support for Bush is being made to feel like a gay-loving baby-killer.
So will the old-time evangelicals endorse McCain? Sure. Will they do that level of effort for him? I doubt it.
Time to throw those money merchants OUT of the temple.
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