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Rocky Lang
Rocky Lang, 55, is the author of five books including How I Broke Into Hollywood, Confessions of Emergency Room Doctors and The Big Nasty. He is also a producer of major motion pictures such as White Squall directed by Ridley Scott. He lives in Los Angeles. Twitter @rockylang

Entries by Rocky Lang

My Mother Said Your Father Was Shot in the Balls

(0) Comments | Posted October 17, 2014 | 11:37 AM

His words ricocheted across the playground blacktop with deafening clarity. My sixth grade best friend, Andy Stewart, was racing towards me yelling at the top of his lungs: "HEY, LANG... MY MOTHER SAID YOUR FATHER WAS SHOT IN THE BALLS!" He yelled again. "HEY, LANG! MY MOTHER SAID YOUR FATHER...

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Sleazy Legal

(3) Comments | Posted May 31, 2013 | 9:17 PM

Did you ever imagine getting a divorce was more difficult than the marriage that got you there? Well, it happened to me.

After a decade of darkness with the wife of the new millennium, the two of us agreed that our lives were worth saving and in order to continue...

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