What is the matter with Erica Jong? Has she lost her mind? She's
raving like a right-wing wingnut about a "second civil war" if Obama
loses. Where did she say this? In an interview with an Italian
newspaper, possibly because no American newspaper gives a fart in a
windstorm what she thinks about the election. So now the Italians been
warned.
A story in the New York Observer makes her sound scripted by the
Onion. How will this Jong quote play with the paranoids on the right:
"Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all
night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has
reduced her to a bundle of nerves. My back is also suffering from
spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get
prescriptions for Valium."
Ohmigod! Spasms! Aimed like an arrow into Sarah Palin's next speech.
But Jong will bravely fight at the barricades, despite her aching
back. There are no other writers to do so. She goes on:
"Tom Wolfe and John Updike are men of the right and Philip Roth is at
this point a hermit who leads a monastic life in Connecticut, far from
everything and everybody."
Dire, although at least the monk is a great novelist, and keeps on
writing. But wait, there is hope. The Observer reports:
"Luckily, she said, there are her and Michael Chabon, who, she says,
have 'taken the place of Susan Sontag and Norman Mailer respectively'."
Nobody has taken their places. Nobody is ever gonna. Erica Jong is
not even high on the "nobody's gonna" list. If Susan Sontag had read
that, she would have hurled. I loved Chabon's New York Review
convention coverage and his fiction. Erica Jong is known mostly for
Fear of Flying. Now she should write Fear of Thinking.
Maybe the McCainists are correct, and the coasts are overrpopulated
with elitist feminist flywheels. We here in Illinois elected Senator
Obama in such a landslide (70% - 27%) that the GOP saw it coming and
had to hire a guy from out of state to run against him. We voted out
of conviction, not as a cure for psychosomatic spasms.