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Entries by Roger Smith

I Answer Your Questions

(2) Comments | Posted February 29, 2012 | 7:25 AM

For this week's blog, thought I'd have Josephina hold off on the light dusting and choose a couple of questions for me to answer that have come in over the last few weeks...


BIGISLANDER: But is Roger a "natural-born citizen"?

ROGER: Why, I am offended! What, I...

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My Totally Spontaneous Interview

(6) Comments | Posted February 22, 2012 | 8:04 AM

The following interview was conducted by Terry Bates, Action 3 News.

Roger Smith shocked the world with his recent announcement that he will be running for President of the United States. Reaction was mixed, as some thought they had never heard of Roger, while others were sure they hadn't....

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Fight Unemployment -- Deport the Poor!

(199) Comments | Posted February 15, 2012 | 7:30 AM

Hello. My name is Roger Smith, and I am running for president.

You ever swallow the worm at the bottom of a bottle of Tequila? Recommend. Now I'll be honest, I can't quite remember the next four days, but I must've been watching a lot of Hannity, because when...

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