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Reports Of Child Pooping On Newspaper-Covered Seat During Delta Flight Are Questioned

(0) Comments | Posted July 29, 2014 | 4:57 PM

Doubt has been cast on stories about a young boy using his airplane seat as a toilet during a flight from Beijing to Detroit last week.

Encouraged by his family, the child reportedly defecated on his seat during the Delta Airlines flight. Passengers raised a stink...

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Oklahoma Woman Calls Cops To Complain About Purity Of Her Meth; Cops Get Right On It

(0) Comments | Posted July 29, 2014 | 4:57 PM

Police often have to ferret out illegal drug users. But a 54-year-old Oklahoma woman reportedly made it easy for the law. She allegedly called the cops to complain that she thought her methamphetamine was laced.

Lynette Rae Sampson invited the officer over, showed him the goods and got...

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He'll Draw 1 Inch Of A Penis For Every Dollar You Give; That's Why It's Called D--kstarter

(0) Comments | Posted July 29, 2014 | 1:10 PM

Alex Wong writes on Kickstarter that he wants "to make the world's biggest d--k drawing" -- and he has the balls to ask for donations. For every dollar given, he'll add an inch.

We're living in the crowdfunding era, ladies and gentlemen. Get used to it.

In the...

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Yes, Those Are Nipples On A Pro Baseball Team Jersey

(0) Comments | Posted July 28, 2014 | 5:33 PM

Haven't the Bridgeport Bluefish ever heard of the movie "Batman & Robin"? The Connecticut minor league team recently tweeted one of its jersey designs for military appreciation night, and the design apparently (and inexplicably) featured nipples.

The 1997 Joel Schumacher film still receives brickbats because it...

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Lightning Strikes Couple's Vacation Selfie; No Flash Needed

(5) Comments | Posted July 28, 2014 | 3:11 PM

It was supposed to be a sweet vacation selfie -- until Mother Nature interfered.

Watch above as lightning strikes too close for comfort, startling Luis Morales Fukutake and his girlfriend during a trip this month to Akumal, Mexico. The bolt appears to cause an explosion behind them. "Almost...

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Teen's Smartphone Catches Fire Under Pillow As She Sleeps

(5) Comments | Posted July 28, 2014 | 12:38 PM

A 13-year-old Texas girl recently woke up to a nightmare. Her cell phone had ignited under her pillow, and the fire melted the handset and burned the pillow, bedsheet and mattress.

Ariel Tolfree told Fox 4 in Dallas-Forth Worth that her Samsung Galaxy S4 slipped under her pillow...

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Joan Rivers Defends Israel With New York-New Jersey War Analogy

(72) Comments | Posted July 27, 2014 | 11:50 AM

Tell us what you really think, Joan.

When asked about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, comedian Joan Rivers didn't hold back with TMZ. In the clip above, she likened Israel's position to that of New York if it were attacked by New Jersey.

It's probably not the...

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Dmitri Young, One Of Heaviest Major League Baseball Players Ever, Looks Like A New Man (PHOTO)

(23) Comments | Posted July 27, 2014 | 10:02 AM

Former MLB All-Star Dmitri Young was listed at 295 pounds at one point during his 13 Major League seasons. Only two players tipped the scales higher in the league's history, per MLB.com.

But during a visit to the Nationals-Reds game in Cincinnati on Friday, Young...

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Girl Football Sensation Sam Gordon Returns To The Gridiron; Watch Her Get Ready (VIDEO)

(18) Comments | Posted July 27, 2014 | 9:53 AM

Look out, boys. Sam Gordon is back.

Sam, the girl football sensation who skipped last year to focus on soccer, will return this season to play youth tackle football, her dad said. Tryouts begin July 28.

"She is super excited to play," Brent Gordon told The Huffington Post.

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This Tour De France Cyclist Has The Most Insane Legs Ever

(132) Comments | Posted July 26, 2014 | 3:02 PM

They're quite a pair, aren't they?

Cyclist Bartosz Huzarski is getting lots of mileage off a photo he posted on Facebook of his pumped, veiny legs after he completed the 18th stage of the Tour de France.

They "looked more like a Spider...

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Rodent Feasts On Treat in Subway Vending Machine While We Lose Our Lunch

(4) Comments | Posted July 26, 2014 | 11:34 AM

Public transit has its perks. This isn't one of them.

In a video grossing out viewers across the Internet, commuters in a Barcelona subway station are treated to the spectacle of a rodent nibbling on a candy bar in a vending machine. Make yourself at home, little dude.

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Big Curly Poops Ask To Be Freed From Butt Prison In Nasty Dulcolax Laxative Ad

(21) Comments | Posted July 25, 2014 | 6:52 PM

Talk about irregular. A new ad for Dulcolax laxative features turd-headed characters stuck in what appears to be an anal prison.

"Only you can set them free," the caption reads.

AdWeek wrote that the poop prisoners looked like "stinky love children of the Michelin Man and the Teenage...

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Pavlok Wristband Shocks You If You Don't Complete Fitness Goals; We're Shocked Already

(5) Comments | Posted July 25, 2014 | 5:13 PM

Need that extra motivation to get in shape? A fitness wristband due out in 2015 will zap you if you miss a workout.

Pavlok's bracelet
also has other kinds of negative reinforcement to get you off your duff, but it's the electric shock that's

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Rats Entered Corpses Through Vagina And Anus At D.C. Hospital, Ex-Worker Says

(86) Comments | Posted July 25, 2014 | 2:34 PM

Are you about to eat? Don't start if you're going to read this.

A rat infestation at Providence Hospital in Washington, D.C, was so bad that the rodents were entering corpses through the vagina and anus, a former worker says.

Doris Kennard won a $237,000 judgment for emotional distress against...

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Naked Dudes Steal Meat From Florida Restaurant, Take Their Wieners With Them

(3) Comments | Posted July 24, 2014 | 6:05 PM

They stole beef in the buff. Then they were on the lam.

In a crime that had no cover-up despite security cameras watching, two naked guys and one wearing just underwear swiped 60 hamburgers, 3 pounds of bacon, three red peppers and a paddleboard from Doc's Beach House...

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And Now: Watch A Bunch Of People Fainting On Live TV

(10) Comments | Posted July 24, 2014 | 5:18 PM

According to Web MD, most people who faint regain complete consciousness within a few minutes.

But as long as there's an Internet, a fainting spell can also last forever. Mandatory, a pop culture site for men, has posted an odd compilation of people passing out on...

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Iowa Community Tells Folks To 'Wipe Local' And Buy Toilet Paper In Town To Boost Economy

(0) Comments | Posted July 24, 2014 | 1:07 PM

An Iowa community's campaign urging residents to buy toilet paper locally was bound to be the butt of jokes.

In its own take on the initiative (above), WTFark! goes on a roll.

But to the Eldridge-North Scott area, it's serious business. The "Shop, Stay and Wipe Local" drive...

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Bartender Lights Customer's Face On Fire While Making 'Flaming Lamborghini' (VIDEO)

(7) Comments | Posted July 24, 2014 | 11:33 AM

A bartender in Lithuania accidentally set a customer's face on fire while making a drink, and the gruesome moment was captured on video.

The incident happened July 11 at Naktinis Tbilisis club in Panevezys, according to an article in the Lithuanian news portal Lrytas, per a translation by...

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Here's What Would Happen If Celebrity Media Focused On Discussing Poverty Instead

(2) Comments | Posted July 23, 2014 | 4:13 PM

Move over, Kim Kardashian. Poverty is ready for its close-up.

In a provocative campaign that pokes fun at our culture's obsession with celebrities, WoodGreen Community Services in Canada places struggling single mothers on the covers of glossy magazine mock-ups. The standard tabloid teases are replaced with headlines such...

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Anti-Abortion Activists Freak Out Over Shop's Planned Parenthood Ice Cream Flavor

(370) Comments | Posted July 23, 2014 | 11:15 AM

Jodie Ostrovsky, owner of What's The Scoop? ice cream shop in Portland, Oregon, had worked with Planned Parenthood before. "Nothing happened," she told The Huffington Post. "This year, honestly, I didn't even think about it."

She's thinking about it now.

Anti-abortion supporters got wind of the ice...

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