1. Smoking hot. Sweet Lord, babe in a biscuit hot.
2. Knows how to bait a lure -- Hello Wal-Mart voters!
3. Knows how to shoot a moose -- Hello Wal-Mart voters!
4. Knows how to shop for 5 kids -- Hello Wal-Mart! (Goodbye Whole Foods & arugula)
5. Although 2 years as governor of Alaska ain't much, compare it to 143 days actually served in the Senate. I'm just sayin'...
6. Chose to keep a baby she knew would be special needs. It seems to me that's REALLY pro-choice.
7. Would kill Joe Biden in a snowmobile race. Speed, ice, and hair plugs don't mix
8. She and her husband are union members - Goodbye Wal-Mart!
9. Mayor of a small town, but not bitter or clinging. Maybe clinging...see #3
10. Will cause millions of previously reticent Republicans to now donate and enthusiastically vote. Did I mention smoking hot?
Posted August 29, 2008 | 04:42 PM (EST)