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Sarah Palin in a bottle? You betcha!
Get ready to inhale Eau de Maverick, a designer fragrance based on the opening paragraph of Palin's new book, "Going Rogue," which reads: "I breathed in an autumn bouquet that combined everything small-town America with rugged splashes of the Last Frontier."
To complete the effect, GOP chemists added whiffs of hockey puck, melted polar icecap and essence of snowmobile exhaust. The crimson liquid was then packaged in a sleek bottle with miniature moose-antler cap.
A companion fragrance, Tundra for Men, will be released next week. Also in the works: a $150,000 Palin wardrobe set called Going Vogue, and I Can See Russia designer eyeglasses.
In response, Democrats are developing a knockoff Tina Fey fragrance.
This story originally appeared at NotTheLATimes.com. Copyright 2009 Roy Rivenburg.
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WHAT is that SMELL?!?
Shouldn't it be called "Moose Juice by Sarah Palin" instead?
From reading excerpts of the book, one conclusion that is unavoidable is the woman's jaw-dropping shallowness. When telling the story of how she was confronted at one point with news reports that she and her husband Todd were going to divorce, one would think (indeed one would hope) that she would offer for the reader's contemplation a heartfelt description of her abiding love for her husband; how their union could not be tossed aside like some disposable camera - that she and Todd took their wedding vows seriously. No, there was none of that....
"Dang, I thought. Divorce Todd? Have you SEEN Todd???"
TRANSLATION: If Todd gains fifty pounds, he's toast.
Thirteen years into their marriage, Eleanor Roosevelt was confronted with her husband's affair with her social secretary (and distant relative of mine - I come from a long line of home wreckers) Lucy Paige Mercer. After contemplating divorce, it was decided that they would continue their union. Years later, she confided to her friend, Joesph Lash, the reasons for saving their marriage. They were many and complicated. This, I can assure you, was not one of those reasons:
"Dang, I thought. Divorce Franklin? Have you SEEN Franklin???"
Ah, substance!
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Tom Degan
Goshen, New York
you seem to be under the impression that she wrote that book herself.
Funny!
Ah yes, the fresh smell of Elephants after the circus.
lol
I would wear Eau de Quitter. You spray it on in the morning and by lunch time it's an olfactory fail
Introducing the new Calvin Klein fragrance, "Neurosis".
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