A Lesson In Safe Sex Approved By Governor Palin

In honor of Levi Johnston's admission that he and Bristol didn't always practice safe sex, here's a song dedicated to Sarah Palin, "Abstain With Me."

Comments

[Jane Minogue - Huffpost Blogger]

Exactly.

[motaterz]

"Just hold it" potty training!!

Brilliant!!!

[LeBeau59741]

That was the line that caused me to spit coffee on my monitor!
That is a perfect analogy!

[greenriverkate]

OMG!!! At 63 I can only laugh myself to death. This is really really funny and soooooooo true!!!!! Think ole Sarah jumped on the education train a wee bit too late.

[joycehelene]

There is nothing more to say about the Palin Family, this video says it all. Drill Baby Drill says the lady!!

[HarryParatestis]

To the Beverley Hillbillies theme song:

I'm sure there will be somebody that will be ingeneous enough to do a Sarah Palin dedication song that is sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."

[KellyinNE]

You do know that Palin supports education on contraception, right?

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/sep/06/nation/na-sexed6

[motaterz]

Actually, in typical Palin fashion, she first came out for abstinence-only education, then for teaching contraception in the home or "elsewhere", and now -- in a great pretzel twist of logic -- she is for abstinence-only sex education that also teaches contraception - whatever that means.
Then there's that niggling detail that although she might "support" education on contraception, she must not practice it too well considering she's a grandma.

[KellyinNE]

Yes, because we all know that in cities where contraception is taught in schools, like Detroit or Los Angeles, there is no teenage pregnancy.