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Defenders of Marriage

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If you're two consenting adults (and which of us isn't?) it's nobody's business who you love, right? Nobody's business who you love, where you love, what equipment you might use... Actually, the equipment is somebody's business. And yet, the "Traditional Values" people are all upset over homosexuality in the movies, in the workplace, in the Boy Scouts. And they should just realize that homosexuality in the Boy Scouts is a tradition. And now that the California State Supreme Court has upheld Prop 8, it's official: San Francisco is moving to Iowa.