“I wanna Seymour Butts” is redolent of a Bart Simpson prank phone call, but it’s a real name, along many other candidates in this group, including: Rick O’Shea, Minnie Sowter, Low Fat, Miles High, Lew Swires, Shirley Knott, Ida Hoe, Phil Gapp, Ann Teater, Tamara Knight, Anita Date, Don Key, Win Dow, Ever Green, Dawn Raid, Phila Delphia, Ah Choo, Eva Ready, Mary Land, Cheree Pye, Ben Dover, Colly Flower, Nan Tucket, Lucky Day, Gail Force, Ann Other, Chris P. Bacon, Page Turner, Tom Ayto, Sue Perman, Dinah Saw, Neale Down, Jean Pool, Robin Banks, Elle Vator, Merry Christmas, Eva Faithfull, Ann Archy, Scott Free, Jay Walker, Tim Burr, Harry Zona, Barb Dwyer, Hi Noon, Vine Leaf, Rhoda Broom, Lettice Agree, Noah Lott, Al Bino, Hazel Nutt, Rose Bush, Teddy Bear, Tanya Hyde, Olive Branch, Gladys Friday, Holly Wood, Sue Flay, Pearly Gates, Eileen Back, Elle Fant, Liz Ard, Ali Katt, Christmas Day, Walter Mellon, and Alice May Fall.
