Who's gonna check us, boo? Liveblog - 10 pm ET!

Return to Atlanta with us for the Premiere of Season Two of Real Housewives of Atlanta. BYOL: Bring your own liveblog (don't worry; we'll spot you one). 10 pm ET!

This long and steady march to boredom love ends tonight. Will she pick Ed or Kiptyn? Will they propose? Will one of us fall asleep? Find out tonight as we liveblog at 8 pm ET.

Down to the Big Island for the Final Three! Grab your grass skirt and hula/liveblog with us tonight! 8 pm ET.

It was either when Zombie Jake started crying or Jillian went through the lasagna test, but at some point in this episode we realized that we were in the midst of reality TV gold. And, as big fans of Real Housewives of New Jersey, we knew a thing or two...

We're down to the dirty Five. Watch with us as Wes tries to explain to Jillian very simply that he's here for the wrong reasons. Join us at 8 pm ET.

Join us for the final installment of the best season of reality television ever - 9 pm ET!

Let me tell you-a something about Part One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion - we're liveblogging it! 9 pm ET.

You break up with people for being too perfect all the time, right? Us too...wait, we don't have the bravery to do that. But I know someone who does...ladies and gentlemen -- Jillian Boozehound Harris!

We started on a train ride to nowhere Alberta. Robby tried to turn it into...

We're still shocked at the awkward parting of Bachelor Ed and the tears it elicited from Jillian Harris. Why, she asked. We asked, why not the rest of them too? Join us at 8 pm ET as we snark up in real time.

Bravo producers are not Brian DePalma or Oliver Stone. But you'd have to throw tables at us to keep us away from Real Housewives of New Jersey - The Last Supper. A Director's Cut! The most epic reality show finale in history gets a second look. And we just have...

The ride was over all too quickly, but boy oh boy, this looks like a humdinger of a finale. Avoid all the table flipping with us at 10 pm ET!

Ten guys left. I know what you're thinking: are there enough helicopter rides? What if I told you that Jillian Harris would take one of her Bachelors up in a plane? Is that something you'd be interested in?

Harris started by taking the puppy Michael out ziplining. No,...

We're down to the final 10 Bachelors to find out who Jillian Harris picks to join her for half-speed extreme sports and a half-dozen high balls. 8 pm ET for real time commentary - let's get Harrised!

If we could improve on the title of this episode "Casinos and C-Cups", we would... join us at 10 pm ET for realtime commentary.

It seems strange to say this, considering we're talking about grown men and women who think that you can fall in love with someone out of group of strangers on national television -- but this week we wanted to make sure that everyone was there for the "right reasons".

What...

Jillian Harris deals with a very unlucky 13 Bachelors left. Join us tonight at 8 pm ET to snark it up. Bring your rabbit's foot.

Danielle has a target on her back -- a side effect from too much botox. Join us at 10 pm ET for realtime snark!

Jillian couldn't keep her eyelids open -- and that's a shame 'cause she could have seen some serious beef with Juan and David.

Not really -- David verbally berated Juan in front of the rest of the dudes, capping it off by calling him a cheese ass! What's a...

Happy June everyone! Celebrate with us as we watch Bachelorette Jillian get drunk and claim she wants a best friend. Liveblog starts with the show - 8 PM ET!