1) If you are asking for a loan, don't fly in by private jet to firm things up.
2) Anyone who threatens President-elect Obama's life should be sent to jail and after release, wear an ankle bracelet while cleaning the toilets of an African American church.
3) Clinton should stay in the senate and Bill should lecture on the road -- a win-win.
4) The picture of every child killed by an illegal firearm should be mounted in the lobby of the N.R.A.
5) How different would the world be if RFK had become president. If Al Gore had not been cheated. If John Kerry knew how to campaign. If George Bush fell off the wagon. If Dick Cheney had an attack of conscience.
6) Every Republican windbag is asking the auto unions for a giveback, but no message to the CEOs to cut THEIR gazillion dollar income. Hmmmm.
7) Somebody should tell Rudy Giuliani that no one really wants to vote for him, they are actually voting against someone else.
8) The government should help poor kids go to school,the malnourished eat, the sick get treatment, in fact everyone who needs help, real help should be able to ask the government for it and get it. Instead of the government helping the filthy rich, the filthy rich should surrender part of their wealth to make the US a better country, and anyone who disagrees with that is a selfish pig.
9) If Rush Limbaugh had graduated from college, maybe he wouldn't hate the educated so much. Maybe if he hadn't flopped at three marriages,he wouldn't have said the things he said about cancer victim Elizabeth Edwards. Maybe.
10) If you voted for Bush and don't regret it, you should have to take an entrance exam to vote again. When stupid people get suckered by self-serving know nothings, we all suffer. Enough.
11) It is 2008, can Washingtonians stop calling their NFL team the most racist nickname in all of sports?
12) How many soldiers would be in Iraq if the Middle East had no oil whatsoever?
13) A barrel, a pound of meat, Ann Coulter and Dick Morris. Once again, a win-win.
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1. We haven't been attacked since 9/11.
2. We established a successful strategy of defeating terrorists.
3. Prior to the "meltdown" (caused by Democrats) we had one of the most robust economies since WWII.
4. From 2000 to 2006 we kept the Socialists out of power.
Instead of going back to school I should teach the class.
2)The strategy is to keep buying oil from the people who financed them. Genius!
3)The Democrats deregulated?The Democrats screwed up the tax code? The Democrats did 4)NOTHING to wean us off of oil?
4)Alaska gets a paycheck sent to every citizen from a private business. THAT is socialism. The bailout as proffered by Paulson,THAT is socialism. Every member of Congress,the Supreme Court,and Congress gets free airfare,free parking,and free medical care. THAT is socialism.
5)That socialism attack sure worked for McCain,keep it up by all means.
6)Keep having the GOP ignore the problems of the country and concentrate on brain dead patients and blocking gay marriage,that is exactly what will cure the our ills.
14. would the democrats be so nice to Joe Quisling Liberman ("Joe the Senator") if they didn't have a realistic chance to get to 60?
15. If McCain would had won, would Sarah flash in the oval office to cause him a heart attack?