If the Republicans are really psyched about Sarah Palin for President, they won't have a winner until my daughter is out of college (she's nine).
If Bernie Madoff can live in his penthouse after swindling people out of billions, then a kid who steals a sixty dollar coat from Macy's should be allowed to stay at home until his trial as well.
I'm a parent, an author, an active civic participant, and I have a Master's Degree. Can I be appointed a senator, too?
The security sure was drum tight around Bush after both shoes were thrown at him, huh?
Bush looked like he thought he would win a beer for ducking the left and the right shoe.
Bush told a reporter he believes in evolution. The only way he could tick the religious right off more would be to announce he is a Jew.
How come Plaxico Burress needs a gun but Derek Jeter doesn't?
There is no rational reason to prevent gay people from marrying. If it contradicts your religious beliefs, then don't hold the ceremony in your church.
No one plays dumb better than Glenn Beck. He is playing,right?
No two hour television block brings more joy to liberals than Olbermann-Maddow on MSNBC. If the people they zing can't take it, then they should put their own barbs away.
Thanks.