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Ten Book Titles You'll Never See

10/02/2011 05:46 pm ET | Updated Dec 02, 2011

1) Rick Perry's Guide to Elocution

2) Winning! by Newt Gingrich

3) Alabama -- America's Melting Pot

4) Pre-teen Cancer -- Fact or Myth? by Michele Bachmann

5) Thanks for Everything, Now Get Out, Francona, by Red Sox Nation

6) Liberals Suck, Volume X, by Ann Coulter

7) The Poor Have it Coming, by Rush Limbaugh

8) We're All Dying, So Grow Up, by Ron Paul

9) Demi: How You Like Me Now? by Bruce Willis

10) How to Start a Successful TV Network (still being written), by Oprah Winfrey