1) The investigative team he sent to Hawaii to investigate President Obama's birthplace consisted of Omarosa and two interns from TMZ.
2) If China improved his air rights, Trump would stop campaigning tomorrow, except for a golf course in Shanghai..
3) Had to be convinced that Orthodox Jew didn't mean any regular Jew.
4) Raised his daughter's ire by continually responding "You're welcome" after she would say, "Ivanka."
5) Ready to buy the NY Times until he was told that renaming it the Trump Times wasn't the same as actually buying it.
6) Apologized for saying Bristol Palin sounds like a salve for eczema.
7) Hilarity ensued when he told Mr. T how much he enjoyed him on "Law & Order SUV."
8) Became a laughing stock when he tried to name his brand of sanitary napkins "Trumpons."
9) Felt foolish when he confessed that he didn't know that billionaire means that amount in dollars.
10) Does not get why people make fun of his hair, when no one makes fun of Telly Savalas anymore.
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