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Sam Sedaei

Posted: December 2, 2009 11:06 AM

If I Had Crashed the White House Party, I Would Be in Guantanamo by Now

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After visiting one of my friends in Toronto a few years ago, I was on the train coming back to the United States. As the train arrived at the border, it stopped for the customs and border protection agents to check the passports. One of the agents approached me and nicely asked for my passport. I took it out and gave it to him. As he examined it, I noticed that his smile quickly disappeared. He looked at me again, seeming inexplicably troubled. He gave me the passport and thanked me. But a few moments later, another agent came into the car and asked me to follow him for "random" double examination.

As we got off the train, I followed him into the customs office by the track, I noticed that he had selected four other people (three minorities, and one Caucasian who spoke with a heavy Eastern European accent). The agents proceeded to make phone calls and showed a stunningly boorish behavior toward the individuals selected for the random check. One of them insulted me because I answered my phone. I could not believe the representatives of the American government would treat a U.S. citizen in such an undignified way, but wondered if their selection of me for this security procedure was truly random or because of where my passport indicated I was born: Tehran, Iran.

On another occasion a few months ago, I was at my gate in the Fort Lauderdale airport before getting on the plane for a trip to Peru. As I was waiting in line, a gentleman wearing a TSA jacket walked up to me and said, "Sir, if you would follow me please, I'm going to give you a quick pat down and put you in front of the line." Of course, I wouldn't have minded if he was patting down everyone else in line, too. But he was not. Keep in mind that I had already gone through all the standard airport security checks, metal detectors, and ticket checks. Still, there was something about me that made this TSA agent hand pick and re-search me.

Over the past week, the media has shown a great degree of interest in the Virginia couple that crashed the Obama Administration's first state dinner party. It was revealed that the Salahis -- the media hungry couple that has also been auditioning for a so called Real Housewives of Washington DC -- were able to enter the party without invitation and get close to so many high level individuals in the White House, including the president's chief of staff and Vice President Biden, and even shake hands with President Obama.

While those in the media seem concerned about the failure of the Secret Service, few seem to genuinely believe that the president's safety was at all jeopardized. So I could not help but wonder how the media, the White House, Senator Lieberman and the public would have reacted to a different breach. One can only speculate, how would these parties have reacted if instead of being a beautiful blonde woman in a fancy dress and personal make-up artist who literally followed her to the gates, the intruder was a man of Middle Eastern descent with beard named Muhammad? Imagine how people would have reacted if such an individual had been able to enter the White House and shake hands with the President without an invitation.

For one thing, Senator Lieberman would be on Fox News, pointing out how he prays five times a day and is connected through six degrees of separation with some Muslim cleric without using a pronoun once just so he could repeat his first name, "Muhammad," as many times as possible. Not to be left behind, the rest of the media begins to rail against the Secret Service and wonder if Mohammad had a malicious intent that he wasn't able to act on because something didn't go his way. They would research a blog, a paper or something he wrote, in which he was mildly critical of the U.S. government. The Secret Service would immediately take him in for questioning, and no amount of answers would be sufficient to fully satisfy the authorities. Even if no evidence of malevolent intent is detected, the Justice Department will surely prosecute him for this trespassing and put him behind bars for at least a few years.

Of course very few people are seriously demanding that the Salahis be prosecuted. Most of the media is treating the story as an unfortunate incident, but no one is on alert. Commentators seem irritated that the couple would pull such a stunt to get media attention the same way they were during the "balloon boy" incident. But no one -- including the Secret Service -- seems scared or interested in telling the story as part of the global struggle against terrorism. This is because the intruders just "didn't seem threatening," as a commentator said. I will leave it for you to decide what those are code words for.

This is all, of course, besides the point that it surely would have been impossible for a Muslim man named Muhammad to be able to get in the White House if his name was not on the list.

Many of us were frustrated by the Patriot Act during the Bush administration and the way in which it led to profiling and discrimination against minorities. But although President Bush is gone, his legacy continues to live on. Elements within the American security structure -- from national airports and border checkpoints to the White House -- continue to make decisions about threat levels, at least in part, based on the ethnicity and appearance of the individuals of interest. Minorities have to take their shoes off twice before getting on the plane, but the Virginia couple can show up and walk right into the White House as the announcer reads their name through the speakers and shake hands with the President of the United States without anyone stopping them.

I don't generally agree with the Republican strategist, Ed Rollins, but I love something he said on Sunday about the White House intruders: "These people want a reality TV show? Give them one. It's called 'Dealing With the Federal Prosecution System of the District of Columbia."

UPDATE (Thursday, 12.3.2009, 1:20pm): The New York Times is reporting that the individuals within the Secret Service who were responsible for letting the Salahis into the White House have been placed on leave.

 

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After visiting one of my friends in Toronto a few years ago, I was on the train coming back to the United States. As the train arrived at the border, it stopped for the customs and border protection a...
After visiting one of my friends in Toronto a few years ago, I was on the train coming back to the United States. As the train arrived at the border, it stopped for the customs and border protection a...
 
 
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08:13 AM on 12/04/2009
I have been pulled from the front of the line at airports and 'randomly' selected for extra searches and pat-downs many times. But, as I was born in Iowa, I guess I'm not entitled to complain.
10:20 PM on 12/02/2009
we should all be happy this happened so that secret service and desiree know they suck and make necessary changes in procedures. the way i see it, this silly couple may have saved the prez's life.
07:53 PM on 12/02/2009
Desiree Rodgers should be fired. Everytime there is an Obama event; she is there in her gown instead of being at the front door. I know that she is friends with the Obama's; however, if they do not take a stand on this; it will come back to haunt them.
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CherokeeGirl
one pissed off Indian.
08:11 PM on 12/02/2009
and Michelle Jones

and Rahm Emanuel

and Tim Geithner

Eric Holder needs to tell us what he's been doing

and Ken Salazar needs to do his job and protect wildlife and the environment.

so much incompetence and running against the agenda we voted for.
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LaurenMarie984
12:04 AM on 12/03/2009
what did Rahm ever do to you?? And Holder's been pretty open. Geithner, I could do without. His stressed-constipated expression is too much for me.
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06:19 PM on 12/02/2009
Wait, she went to a salon that charged thousands for her wedding day hair??
And that blonde rat strands she had was a salon style they did? They seem to suck to me!

Plus she had roots showing so clearly they did not touch up her blonde that visit!

What did she get charged for? A wash and quick flattening with a cheap iron? Cuz thats what it looks like!
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CherokeeGirl
one pissed off Indian.
08:12 PM on 12/02/2009
and she told her hairdresser she got a formal invite in the mail.

now it's just an email....she's an old hag liar.

"my life is ruined" GIVE ME A BREAK, she doesn't EVEN KNOW what that's like.
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Eris23
Justice is in indefinite detention.
03:03 PM on 12/02/2009
Generally, I just have a problem with any over all message that says we should treat people badly because others have been treated badly.
02:31 PM on 12/02/2009
I so related to your article. I traveled a lot in the 80s and went in and out of Europe. I'm biracial so I could be anything from Middle Eastern to Hispanic with brown skin. I never had a problem going in and out of other countries, but every time I came back to the U.S., I was searched. Irregardless of whether I was dressed conservative or my usual rocker self, I was searched, my bags basically unpacked. I told one guy "do you honestly think I would try to smuggle drugs into the country looking the way I do?" He told me it was standard procedure and had nothing to do with my look. I said, it happens every time I come here and none of the hippy white boys on the flight with me were taken aside. I can only imagine what would happen to me know post-9/11. I got searched and patted down when I bought a plane ticket to my mother's funeral and this was domestic. They said because I bought the ticket the day before. Gee, if I'm planning a terrorist attack, I don't think I'd be buying my ticket the day before in case the plane was full. As to this couple crashing the white house party, I kinda give them a thumbs up. I crashed more Hollywood parties than I could count and if I had the chance to crash a party with the President, I'd do it.
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02:00 PM on 12/02/2009
Border Security, Airport Security, Military base Security, etc. sometimes appears to be a show of 'Security'.

Real Security can be found in a Museum or Las Vegas casino. There, if one does something suspicious, you WILL be challenged and it won't be based on how you look.

Profiling is wrong. Some FBI, Border Guard and TSA personnel are experts in this field and it seems like too many 'wanna be's' think their uniform make them experts. These egomaniacs are the ones that need profiling and background checks before they are hired.
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01:04 PM on 12/02/2009
If the election of Obama was a positive indicator for race relations in the US, the Salahis are a glaring example of how wealth and white skin still holds a place of supreme privilege in the US. You're analysis is spot on. Someone with dark skin and/or Muslim name would have been rotting in jail after that stunt.
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12:29 PM on 12/02/2009
Mr Sedaei, I enjoyed your article and loved it's title. Although I believe if you, me or any ordinary citizens had crashed the party we'd be feeding the fish. I live on the other end of the Northern boarder (WA, USA) and I have to say Canada is a beautiful place.
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12:28 PM on 12/02/2009
Salahis are obviously in financial trouble and imagined the White House party crashing would help gain notoriety and contracts which would lift them out from these troubles. They should be indicted for the serious behavior since their actions represent a significant breach in Secret Service and White House communication and security. Deterrence serves as an important demonstration effect for those who might imagine following the Salahis example.

Racial profiling is a serious matter of concern in America and one would hope that this issue gets national attention with the Obama presidency so that any officer in local, state or federal agencies gain the insights and knowledge of how to transcend discrimination and reflexive thinking in their job roles.
11:53 AM on 12/02/2009
Mr. Sedai you are spot on in your assessment. I am of Indian descent and recently while chaperoning my daughter on a field trip to Jacksonville, fl. I was searched by a white cop with a bunch of other cops watching. I was alone and had no choice but to submit to an unwarranted search. It left me feeling extremely violated and humiliated. I am a veteran as well, but what does that matter when I have brown skin and dark hair and a pocket book slung on my shoulder. I watched these cops as I was approaching them, prior to being searched, they never stopped anyone else. I watched them again later on and they never stopped anyone else. I was profiled and it felt horrible.
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ywcachieve
Obama/Biden ....2012! ....Let's make it happen!
11:40 AM on 12/02/2009
It is too bad this couple is not being punished for what they did. And it is also too bad the media is giving them all this attention.
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11:14 AM on 12/02/2009
I wonder how many Americans realize that the truth in what you wrote will lead to the downfall of the US?