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Sandip Roy

Posted: January 5, 2011 03:13 PM

Looking for Dick Cheney's Heart

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Dick Cheney is not heartless. He just has less of a heart. The New York Times says Cheney's heart will never beat at full strength again. His new mechanical pump leaves patients without a pulse because it does not mimic the heart's own beat.

So Dick Cheney has no pulse. Yet he walks among us. This is the Twilight Zone, verily.

He looks gaunt and frail, sitting down, holding a cane. What is scary is he looks almost human, an old man. It's as if Darth Vader took off his cloak and it turned out to be the Tin Woodman looking for his heart.

The irony boggles the mind.

But there's more. Within a few years he is going to probably need a full heart transplant.

Now we have the potential for the Great American Story. Imagine, said a colleague, that he gets the heart of an American soldier, brain-dead from being blown up in Iraq.

Then the war he unleashed based on fabricated intelligence would tick inside of him everyday. Would it drive him crazy? Or would it cause the heart to implode knowing it was trapped inside Dick Cheney?

For the last decade Dick Cheney has been the poster boy of evil, the grand vizier of an imperial presidency, sinister in his avuncularity. He was the one the anti-war people, the anti-neo cons, the anti-corporate types could all rally around. He was the one America loved to hate. He gave Bush cover. In 2007, Cheney came close to matching Dan Quayle for the least popular Veep ever with a 59% disapproval rating. At one point only 13 percent of Americans had a favorable rating of him. Though his ratings did improve after he left office, in 2009 55% of Americans still disapproved of him.

Looking at his photograph now, you almost feel sorry for the man. You can hardly recognize the menacing Veep, our own Dr. Strangelove.

He is suddenly like any other aging war criminal, the Pinochets, unrepentant but frail, Goliaths turned David. I imagine the sympathy factor will rise.

And the bloodlust of the Impeach Cheney crowd will never be satisfied.

More importantly America will have to find another prototype for implacable evil, because its current model is falling apart.

But I cannot get over the image of Dick Cheney looking for a new heart. It could be our century's version of Pilgrim's Progress, traveling the world with his hunting rifle, weighed down by the burden of sin, seeking deliverance. What role will Harry Whittington play in that parable, shot in the face by Cheney, but big hearted enough to take the blame?

More likely it will be the Goldilocks story -- looking for the perfect heart, not too soft, not too hard (remember he does accept his gay daughter) but just right for Dick Cheney. Now that would need to be some Brave Heart.

 

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TheGripester
bites when poked
09:55 PM on 01/06/2011
"And the bloodlust of the Impeach Cheney crowd will never be satisfied."

Please, my fellow citizens, be aware of what the word "impeach" means. It does not mean "remove from office." It does not mean "convict of high crimes." It means "to bring before the House of Representatives on charges of crimes of grave misconduct, treason, or high crimes against the United States." Cheney has left office, therefore impeachment is moot, and was never likely as it would have lead to a political show trial falling on party lines and subject to congressional protocol. The only hope is that Cheney would be tried by the Hague for war crimes in absentia, and even that is extremely dubious.

The best way to defeat Cheney and pay him back is to be a decent, honest person who puts the good of the community and the future generations before the interests of corporations. His behavior has threatened the safety and well-being of people of all parties left and right, especially soldiers in the field who must now face combatants emboldened by our own hypocrisies and torture record. Vote people into office who care about the little guy, no matter what party. That will put Cheney and people like him out of work.
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DixieMelody
Iso Blue in Red Idaho
08:30 PM on 01/06/2011
The best healthcare money can buy to keep him alive.. .

(even after "the great equalizer" has called his number several times)

Paid for by American taxpayers.. .

Many of whom cannot afford it for themselves and their families.
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jsgaetano
Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!
02:45 PM on 01/06/2011
If there were any justice in the universe, the remainder of Cheney's life would be spend in a prison cell.
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12:23 PM on 01/06/2011
I think it would be nice to send Cheney to Arizona and put him in with the group here who were waiting for transplants. Then, as I am sure most of you have heard, our wonderful Governor eliminated state coverage for life saving transplants. The "death panel" has spoken. The count is now at 2 and will continue to climb. Maybe Cheney would look at things a little differently. What a good way to satisfy "the bloodlust of the impeach Cheney crowd".
02:18 PM on 01/06/2011
if I remember hearing yesterday there was 99 on the list now there's 97, he could be placed 98, that would certainly curb my lust.
10:15 AM on 01/06/2011
You'll find it right next to the WMD's.
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datenutloaf
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06:18 PM on 01/06/2011
Yep- just visualised dubya looking under the desk in the Oval Office......
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10:10 AM on 01/06/2011
In the final analysis did he actually manage to outkill SH?
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AZdesertdog
09:43 AM on 01/06/2011
my two most memorable Cheney moments:

1) October, 2004. Cheney states "elections will be suspended if any 'terrorist acts' are suspected to occur on Election Day" this one gets walked-back within hours by both Democrats and Republicans.

2) "bird flu outbreak"; remember that one? Cheney says martial law will be declared, and affected cities will be quarantined.

a man can have his dreams, can't he? :)
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Skagitonian93
02:05 PM on 01/06/2011
You forgot "deficits don't matter" (if it's the Republicans running them up).
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DixieMelody
Iso Blue in Red Idaho
08:37 PM on 01/06/2011
Andrea Mitchell says: "Many say the war was not worth the cost in lives and money."

Cheney (after long pause) replies, 'So?'
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WOODSTOCKER51
HAVE A NICE DAY!
08:42 AM on 01/06/2011
PULL HIS TAXPAYER FUNDED LIFETIME HEALTHCARE..........."PRE-EXISTING CONDITION"
storeysound
Zippy the Patriot?
05:57 PM on 01/06/2011
Seems reasonable. He'll still get covered by his Halliburton golden parachute, though.
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bd7769
I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
08:28 AM on 01/06/2011
Despite my past political disagreements on his policy and his methods, He was still the VP of this country and deserves a level of respect. This article and some of its comments falls far short of appropriate respect. Like it or not, he served this nation and its people.
So much for the compassionate open minded liberal.
The more I read these types of articles and comments from the peanut gallery made about this man, I am convinced that there is no real difference between how you portray what he has done and what you are now doing.
09:05 AM on 01/06/2011
Quite frankly, the man "deserves" imprisonment.
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Economike
12:27 PM on 01/06/2011
The only serving his did was to serve his bank account.
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ManuOB1
A voice crying in the wilderness
07:14 AM on 01/06/2011
Why are we liberals hypocrites? Did we ever say we liked Cheney? Did we say one thing, such as we want to decrease the deficit, and then vote for a tax cut for the super-rich that increases said deficit by $700 BILLION? Repugs wanna see a hypocrite? Look in the mirror.
01:30 AM on 01/06/2011
I have always assumed that during those long periods that VP Chaney periodically entered his bunker and dropped from public view that he was in fact receiving a heart transplant. I further assumed the donor had been a young Soldier or Marine. I'm still not half sure that I was wrong in my assumption.
storeysound
Zippy the Patriot?
06:00 PM on 01/06/2011
Nope. Fly-fishing in the Tetons, his "undisclosed location, at taxpayer expense.
11:34 PM on 01/05/2011
I don't think "avuncularness" is a word.
08:04 AM on 01/06/2011
How about "avuncularity"?
08:18 AM on 01/06/2011
Although "creepy avuncularity" might be a more accurate substitute.
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johnrandall
repubs hate me for my freedom
11:23 PM on 01/05/2011
My "better angel" is MIA on this one. The repercussions of this man's lifelong, conniving obsession with power and wealth are in full bloom.
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TheIndependenceParty
Cranky yankee and a rehabilitated ex-Republican
11:03 PM on 01/05/2011
I have cared for too many worthy souls both donating and receiving organs over the last thirty years to even offer a comment about this man's worthiness, condition, or his potential need of a transplantation to sustain his life. That is between his Maker and him. The former is not for us here to decide, ... and the latter are at the discretion of his physicians, himself and his family.

I will say here publicly I do not care a whit for the outcome of this man's life, any more than he does mine, nor the hundreds of thousands of lives he and GWB cost the good people of Iraq and Afghanistan.

I will write more when he is gone, and that moment is not in our hands.
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julieintx
Everybody blog about Brett Kimberlin
11:29 PM on 01/05/2011
He's actually a nice guy, according to everyone who knows him. Too bad your soul is so withered you can't see that.
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TheIndependenceParty
Cranky yankee and a rehabilitated ex-Republican
11:53 PM on 01/05/2011
My son in law used to see him around McLean every so often and said the same thing, that he seemed like a nice enough guy. Not nice enough to spare a million people in Iraq and Afghanistan, ... or keep his moth shut about our CIA Agent in charge of Nuclear Weapons.

Tell him to worry about his soul, ... I'll worry about mine, ... and you can find a new hobby, eh?
HSC55
We will be known forever by the tracks we leave
11:56 PM on 01/05/2011
Do you know him personally? Or do you just believe everything you hear?