Sarah Maizes
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Sarah Maizes is the author of Got Milf? The Modern Mom’s Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great and Rocking a Minivan (Berkley Publishing Group). She is a freelance writer, stand-up comedian, and founder of MommyLiteOnline.com, a parenting humor site.

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10 Ways To Make Your Child Miserable

80 Comments | Posted February 29, 2012 | 3:24 PM

Ever look at your dirty, smiling child's face and try to clean it off -- only to be rewarded with an ear piercing wail?

Or perhaps you see your precious baby slumped over in their car seat snoozing -- their head lolling at an unnatural angle. You think "Aw. Poor...

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10 Tips for Being a Happy Mom in 2012

0 Comments | Posted January 4, 2012 | 11:53 AM

Motherhood is exhausting. It's non-stop, all consuming and quite frankly... it doesn't always smell so good. But here are a few tips I've compiled to help handle the deluge, tackle the challenges, and improve your odds of ending your day with a smile on your face:

1. Nap. Even if...

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Does Divorce Need a Cure?

0 Comments | Posted August 29, 2011 | 11:03 AM

I'm sick.

And I didn't even know it.

According to an article by Dr. David Wygant on Huffington Post, divorce can be as preventable as the common cold, and Dr. Wygant, relationship therapist and dating expert, has the "cure."

Well, having been in a 12 year...

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A Happy Camper, A Happy Mom

0 Comments | Posted August 2, 2011 | 11:27 AM

I grew up going to camp.

Every summer my parents would put me and my older sister on a plane, without any adult supervision, to travel from Philadelphia to Boston. From there we would embark on a three hour bus trip to Poland, Maine, and our summer home -- Tripp...

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How To Be A MILF (PHOTOS)

0 Comments | Posted May 12, 2011 | 7:19 AM

Short people can be so demanding.

I'm not talking about when you work in Hollywood. I'm talking about Motherhood. And somewhere between the endless diaper changes, hours of driving carpool and constant demands for snacks, you can't help but wonder, "Where the heck am I?" and "How the hell...

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