Sarah Schmelling is the author of the humor book Ophelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don't Float: Classic Lit Signs On To Facebook (Plume, 2009). She has written for The Washington Post, Spin, Real Simple, Salon, Newsweek, the Los Angeles Times, Variety, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and other publications. See more at maidenswhodontfloat.com. Her book's Facebook page is www.facebook.com/maidenswhodontfloat.

Blog Entries by Sarah Schmelling

ISO My Twitter Persona

Posted November 7, 2009 | 02:33 PM (EST)


One day in the middle of my first-ever book tour, a thought woke me up early in the morning. I'd just had an event at a popular L.A. bookstore. I saw old friends, answered great questions, sold a good amount of books. But that next morning I realized: I hadn't...

Read Post

Dan Brown, Annoying Facebook Friend

3 Comments | Posted September 23, 2009 | 04:52 PM (EST)


Recent updates from the Facebook profile page of Dan Brown, author of The Lost Symbol:


Dan Brown Hey, did you hear? I have a new book. And I don't get why people give me a hard time about taking 6 years to write it.

Joyce...

Read Post

Tiring of Facebook Fatigue

5 Comments | Posted September 8, 2009 | 08:41 PM (EST)


The we-love-it we-hate-it news cycle. Just a few months after we've splattered the media with pieces about how great something is, we turn around and report on how sick of it everyone has become. We're like a tabloid that features a rail-thin starlet on our cover, headlines screaming, "Friends Fear...

Read Post

Back to the Classics, for Grown-ups

Posted August 26, 2009 | 02:04 PM (EST)


When I signed the contract for Ophelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don't Float, my literary-social-networking "lark" of a book that came out this week, I didn't just promise to write it. I was also signing up for two strange and wonderful tasks: to spend an insane amount...

Read Post

Health Care: The Founding Fathers Weigh In

3 Comments | Posted August 17, 2009 | 08:47 PM (EST)


"The founders did not look to the government as being the solution for the problems in this country. It doesn't say in the Constitution: give out free health care to people, bail out the auto companies, do all these things. The people of this country can be self-sufficient and take...

Read Post

Facebook Holdouts: Just Try It. I Swear It's Not Addictive

8 Comments | Posted August 6, 2009 | 05:00 PM (EST)


I can count on one hand my friends who aren't on Facebook. They're very easy to remember because they're the people I've communicated with least over the last year. While I know, in great detail, the length of time a distant high school friend has waited for her new refrigerator...

Read Post

Every Status Update Tells a Story: Twitter Novels and Facebook Lit

1 Comments | Posted July 15, 2009 | 09:50 AM (EST)


Last week, I found myself typing into an online thesaurus at 11:30 p.m. I have a toddler. I don't stay up this late on purpose. But I'd seen the "first draft movie lines" microtrend exploding on Twitter and I suddenly needed a new way to say the line "The Dude...

Read Post