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Married Longer Than My Parents Were: Now What?

Posted: 04/15/11 03:28 AM ET

Last month, my husband Andy and I celebrated our 17th wedding anniversary.

You might be wondering why you're reading this in the HuffPost Divorce section. Just because I am married with kids doesn't mean I think everyone should get married and have kids. And just because I am not divorced doesn't mean I think people shouldn't divorce. Bear with me: I'm not here to gloat.

Seventeen years is a relatively long time for a marriage to endure, but I suspect it's an average lifespan for a marriage if the couple has children. That's about how long you can use them as a reason to stay together, the single reason most unhappy couples cite for not divorcing (that and more recently, to avoid foreclosure).

Seventeen years resonates particularly with me because it's how long my own parents were married. Or rather, how long it took them to divorce.

I don't remember my parents ever being happy and in love. They fought constantly, usually bitterly and sometimes violently. Potted plants were thrown, wrists were twisted, and worst of all: threats were muttered almost daily. The rare instances of affection I witnessed between them embarrassed rather than reassured me. I'm not talking about being embarrassed in the usual, "I'm your kid, I don't want to see you kissing" way. Rather, I felt their rare lovingness was a sham, a band-aid on a fatal gash, Saran wrap stretched tautly over an active volcano.

I can't remember a time as a child when I wasn't waiting for them to divorce. My best friend Ellen felt the same way about her parents and we fantasized about the four of them switching partners, nice with nice and mean with mean (as we saw it), like a marital square dance. I always loved the square dance call, "Swing your partner round n round/throw 'im in the toilet and flush 'im down." Throw that there marriage in the toilet, pardner! Please.

Later, in high school, when I read Catcher in the Rye, the people who came to mind as representative of Holden Caulfield's "phonies" were my parents, kissing or hugging or even just smiling at each other.

This is not the best way to embark on adulthood: thinking that when people were being nice to each other, it wasn't real. Sort of sets one up for second-guessing every relationship, doesn't it? (Doesn't it?)

A few years ago, when my memoir Dark at the Roots came out, Entertainment Weekly (very kindly) called it "the definitive memoir about parents' divorce." While I was flattered, I was also surprised. I thought my book was merely a humorous look at growing up trashy and gross. When my father left, my sisters and I literally cheered. Typically, we considered him the evil one and our mother the saint. When we were made to testify against Dad on the stand, things were not so clearly delineated. The divorce was deemed both of their faults, which made us feel as though we had failed our mother. Until I wrote about it, I had never looked back to examine how this might have shaped me emotionally.

Writing about the demise of their marriage stirred a profound, unexpected sadness in me. Using the predominant implement in my emotional tool belt, I kept trying to find the funny in it, which made me feel shallow and unexamined. I withdrew emotionally from my husband and my kids, while at the same time hugging them a little too hard, too self-consciously, and yes, rather phonily. I became my mom and dad: faking it. I started to think I wasn't capable of genuine feeling.

I began scrutinizing my own marriage, trying to place it in either the success or failure column, like it couldn't be a little bit of both. On a few occasions, I said to my husband, "Well, I guess we should get a divorce." Luckily, he didn't think I was being genuine in those moments. He thought I was being ridiculous. (I prefer to think I was being melodramatic, but we must choose our battles, eh?)

When Andy and I hit the 17-year mark this March, I found myself taking inventory again. Perhaps it's a bit like people who have lost a parent. When they reach the age their parent died, they wonder if they're going to make it through that year, and when they do, they wonder why. In my marriage, I wonder whether we're going to make it, and why, and maybe why should we? Both of us are from not just broken but absolutely shattered homes. If we escape divorce, 'twould be a miracle!

For the record, I don't believe in miracles. I can't say I have complete and unshakable faith that my marriage will last. And rather than see this as a bad thing -- as damaging residue from being a child of divorce -- I think it's okay. Because no one should be together if they're unhappy, but for now, as long as we are together, let's give it a try, shall we? Call it squishy fatalism: if you suspect something bad might happen, then it probably won't, and if it did, it might not be so bad.

Besides, if Andy and I must fake it occasionally, the fact that we're both actors helps it come off more real than my parents ever did. Though come to think of it, they weren't half-bad.

Soon after I got married, my father sent me a DVD of everything he'd ever shot on Super 8, at both home and work. Saggy-diaper baby scenes from home movies were indiscriminately spliced with footage taken at his construction work sites. The poignant juxtaposition of our sad domestic life with shots of foundations being laid was not lost on me (I graduated in English literature from a state university in the south).

At the very end of the DVD is some dark grainy footage of Dad and Mom, years before they married, on vacation at a lake cabin with another couple. Mom is sitting on Dad's lap and he is kissing her neck while she bats at him like she's shooing a fly. They are laughing. Initially, I found this footage excruciating to watch. Now it's my favorite scene.

 
Last month, my husband Andy and I celebrated our 17th wedding anniversary. You might be wondering why you're reading this in the HuffPost Divorce section. Just because I am married with kids doesn't...
Last month, my husband Andy and I celebrated our 17th wedding anniversary. You might be wondering why you're reading this in the HuffPost Divorce section. Just because I am married with kids doesn't...
 
 
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lauriemann
Web geek, skeptic, SF fan, movie extra
04:32 PM on 04/21/2011
My parents were married for just over 31 years and divorced. My in-laws were married about 16 years and divorced. My husband and I are both oldest kids, married young, and were from very different backgrounds, so we should never have lasted. We'll celebrate our 34th anniversary next month.

Even kids of divorce can have good marriages if you approach marriage with your eyes open.
01:25 PM on 04/21/2011
My grandparents were married 40+ years. When my grandmother died quite young, I vividly remember my grandfather crying and saying she was the only woman he ever loved and did so from the moment he met her. My parents were married 54 years and although I would never say it was a marriage of passion, I know my father was deeply devoted to his wife and children; his single goal in life was to protect them in every manner possible. Only one of my parents' children has never been divorced even with these role models. I have married for love, for security and for friendship. The only marriage that has lasted was the one for friendship...going on 26 years. And yet I don't know that I would say I have a "great" marriage.
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PulSamsara
02:09 AM on 04/19/2011
This is really one of the 'hits close to home' pieces I've read in quite some time.

We, my wife and I, are just at eight years - and yet, we have my parents beat by eons and eons. While she has parents still going strong - the closest couple 'you've ever met' - me - I'm learning as I go... and doing the best I can for our six year old too. I think you get two chances in life. Some folks get it handed to them with the perfect family and the perfect childhood the first time around - and good for them ! Some folks earn it all back in a 'double or nothing' 'swing for the fences' - by doing it right or at least trying our 'damndest' 'at the other end' - as parents and spouses ourselves. We're more than lucky too - because as we learn - and as we give - we also replenish everything missed the first time around. So, I say "here's to you kid" - that kid I was. I'm proud of that kid.

We're the chain-menders and that's something to be proud about.
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Christopher West
Your Local Radical
01:07 AM on 04/19/2011
Marriage isn't the problem, the fact our culture has shifted away from it being necessary is the problem.
06:32 PM on 04/18/2011
My wife passed away in October, 2008. We'd been married for thirty-one years. We were great friends. Of course, there was the ebb and flow of passion throughout those decades, but we both recognized that each of us had our own personalities and that melding our personalities into a single unit was neither favorable nor desired. We loved one another uniquely, rather than equally. I'm quite certain there were days when my wife hoped I'd run off with a circus or caravan of fools. We made a decision very early in our marriage to learn to work disagreements out without rancor. At times, our children must have thought us bland...thankfully. I miss my wife, greatly; even more than I thought I would, when it was clear that her cancer would steal her away. Like a fool, I thought a year of mourning would pass, and I'd be ready to saddle up. Not so. I tell my daughters that fighting is very easy and contrary to the Neil Sedaka classic, Breaking Up Is Very Easy To Do. Staying together, with an understanding that each of us has a right to our differences, is a joyous experience.
08:42 PM on 04/20/2011
It sounds like you had a good marriage and I am sorry for your loss. It seems that there are way too many people who think marriage is gping to make you giddily happy all of the time. It is refreshing to hear from someone who realizes that is unrealistic to think every dsy will be wonderful. I just think people would be happier if they realized that if you have more good than bad days together you are lucky.
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Mr Sick Of Greed
03:10 PM on 04/18/2011
too many damn people give up way too easily, because of the instant gratifcation culture we live with, people are disposable objects.....relationships take work for them to last....
and of course, an abusive marriage, or something terrible should not last.....i agree with that....but boredom? what the hell is that? sometimes, boredom happens.....you get through the rough patches and things get better.....people are just so damn impatient..
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stuoverit
"What year did Jesus think it was?"-GC
01:24 PM on 04/18/2011
"No happy marriage ends in divorce."-Louis CK
09:23 AM on 04/18/2011
This is nicely put. Especially the last part; had exactly the same feeling recently. My parents are recently now separated after 35 years of relatively happy marriage, and I found a slew of these gooey love notes between them the other day, and I didn't know whether to throw them out of frame them...
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julieJgoldengay
Buffalo Woman of the L-Train
08:27 PM on 04/17/2011
Marriage is Easy...
It's the Weekends.
That Can,
Kill Ya.
06:46 PM on 04/17/2011
Marriage is the biggest job any of us will ever have, the choices we make are often wrong but nothing is for sure you just think things out and hope you make the right choice! Weather it is a life and death situation or something mundane it's always a crap shoot, you do the best you can and live with it , that is if you dont go nuts over thinking your choice. You put your faith in god or whatever you believe in and go with it. nothing in life is for sure or easy. We change every day and so do our partners you just have to talk things out and sometimes agree to disagree! No one makes the right choice every time but you have to agree with each other and weather it comes out right or wrong let it go and move on.no one has all the right choices or answers you just try and hope then tomorrow comes. The biggest thing in marriage is I THINK communication without that one thing your doomed. And I don't mean talk I mean communicate listen then reason with each other, you don't have to be right all the time but you do have to reason with each other then stick to your choices. Im not talking about what I've done in my marriage but what I haven't that sticks out in my memory, when you let each other know how you really feel the choices are just
03:55 PM on 04/17/2011
I was married 25 years before I had the courage to divorce. Its now been ten years. I am alone but only sometimes lonely. I wish I hadn't wasted so many years on that deal.
02:12 PM on 04/17/2011
"I can't say I have complete and unshakable faith that my marriage will last."

Marriage is incomplete & fragile. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be worth anything.
12:43 PM on 04/17/2011
I love it when people say things like, "I've been married for 35 years. My grandparents were married for 60 years." Boy George was right. "Time makes lovers feel that they've got something real when you and me know they've got nothing but time." I watched my parents stay together for 38 years (she died). Sounds like a sucess story unless you were there. Give me some details, people, instead of just throwing out a number.
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Ramon Moreno
Read below.
02:01 PM on 04/17/2011
right on
03:00 PM on 04/17/2011
Most people I know that are in long-term marriages are not all that happy, they just stay together for financial or "why bother" reasons. A lot of older people actually "blossom" when they lose their partner, they just never had the guts to leave them earlier in life.
12:23 PM on 04/17/2011
Many people have written of the trauma of divorce, but I've never seen anyone write about the trauma of non-divorce. My parents were mostly unhappily married for 30 years because they "didn't believe in divorce" and it was horrific. I have been married for almost 10 years but am a firm believer in divorce. My biggest fear in life is feeling trapped in my marriage, that is, becoming a prisoner of my own mind or other peoples' expectations. If my marriage lasts, it will be because my wife can roll with my fear. (She recently created a rule that I am "only" allowed to have a colossal meltdown about our marriage and bring up divorce once every 6 weeks. I will always love her but this kind of thing is why I choose her over and over again.) If she ever asked me to agree never to divorce I'd leave the next day. Because we know that divorce is always a possibility, we know that every day our life together is a choice and not a prison sentence. Taking this approach has made us a lot less smug about other peoples' divorces. And whenever people congratulate our longevity, I decline to take more than half credit, because in my experience, mostly happy longevity is EQUAL PARTS work and luck. Mostly unhappy longevity should be pitied and discouraged, and people who have the courage (yes, I said it, the courage) to divorce in those circumstances should be congratulated.
02:55 PM on 04/17/2011
I had the courage to divorce. It is more courageous to divorce than to live the lie that most people choose of eternal damnation of an unhappiness. Some criticize the choice however I have had a many a married person tell me that they wish they had the courage to do what I did. Now my philosophy is that I will be in a relationship in which every day I make the choice to stay and I wish my partner to stay because he loves me only, not for some perceived righteousness of staying for legal or moral reasons like kids or fear of burning in Hell.
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Chad53916
Everytime you vote Republican, God kills a kitten.
01:50 PM on 04/19/2011
I completely agree. My decision to do it was the toughest of my life.
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11:41 AM on 04/17/2011
My mom always told me that when you get married, first you spend a couple months/years choosing your love, and then you spend the rest of your life loving your choice. She and my dad have been married for 40 years, and have 10 kids and almost 30 grandkids, so I sort of trust what she had to say. I think the important thing is that when you get married, you have to think about real life things.

I mean, your potential spouse might be great in bed, or it might be really fun to go on dates with them or to the movies, but can you imagine creating a budget with him/her, and then sticking to it? Can you imagine having to deal with a misbehaving child with him/her? Can you imagine all of those mundane and un-sexy things that you and he/she are going to have to deal with after the honeymoon? I think maybe sometimes people get caught up in the sexy part of dating and forget about the un-sexiness of marriage.

Now I've only been married for 2 years, so I can't really speak from personal experience, but my wife and I are definitely still learning to live with each other. The phrase that I keep in the back of my head that really keeps me focused on what's important is this : We like because, but we love even though.

Works for me!
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stuoverit
"What year did Jesus think it was?"-GC
01:24 PM on 04/18/2011
Why would anyone want 10 children?
10:20 PM on 05/09/2011
The same reason anyone wants chocolate, broccoli or the movie "Avatar" -- they just do!