Sure, Punxsutawney Phil can predict the weather with a mind-blowing 39 percent accuracy rate, which, in human accuracy rates, is 273 percent. But did you know he can predict other things as well, just as accurately?
He can predict:
The number of presents you'll receive for Candlemas
Who will win the Superbowl
When you will die
The ending of Lost
The number of jellybeans in the jar
New clothing trends
What you will eat for dinner
If you're pregnant
So next time you're tempted to go to a sacred bear or a badger or some big city doctor for your predictions, remember the groundhog. You won't regret it, 39 percent of the time.
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