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Why I Don't Care to Watch the Oscars This Year

Posted: 01/25/2012 10:36 am

Waking up yesterday morning to the sunny, glowing light of my iPhone was a little bit like waking up on Christmas morning -- you sort of know what you're gonna get, but there's always room for surprise. Sure, there's plenty of buzz and speculation about who might be nominated for the Academy Awards. Sure, the Golden Globes are a strange, half-broken crystal ball indicator of some of what's to come, but you still don't really know until you read the nomination list.

I fell asleep half way through the list. It is a jumbled, confused, half-assed attempt at honoring the highest achievements in film for the year and frankly, I am bored.

It's hard to know where to even start. It's kind of like turning in a rough draft in a freshman year creative writing class and having your bearded, vest-wearing liberal arts professor tell you to start from scratch, and with a different protagonist.

I have high standards. I always have a bone or two to pick with the Academy when nominations come out. Why are we nominating good movies? Why aren't we nominating the greatest of the great movies? We should expect good movies throughout the year. We should applaud, on the largest stage, the best ones.

There are some fantastic films from 2011 that got barely a flirtatious wink from the Academy. I can barely bring myself to type the word "shame." The irony. Shame, shame, shame. Michael Fassbender gives the performance of three lifetimes. It is a haunting, horrifyingly honest masterpiece, and one that I could not shake for months. There is no Best Actor nomination, no Best Director, Screenplay or even Supporting Actress nod for Carey Mulligan who quietly brought power and fear to her performance as Fassbender's damaged sister.

And in a completely different way, Beginners is, without a doubt, the movie that stole my heart last year. I have seen it three times, listened to the soundtrack endlessly and adored every conversation I've had about it. Thankfully, Christopher Plummer secured a Best Supporting Actor nomination, but Mike Mils delivered the most visceral film about love I can remember and it sticks to your skin in the best of ways, it coats your eyes when you leave the theater and everything feels different, if even for a moment, after experiencing it.

It was the year of Ryan Gosling and that beautiful man got no love letter, no postcard. Drive was stylized, it was dark, it was heavy, it threw you around, it made you feel like you were and are a living, breathing human being in this world. Director Nicolas Winding Refn is a force to be reckoned with and the Academy doesn't seem to care. I would have even taken a Carey Mulligan nomination here, just to get the film's name on the ballot.

I am happy for many films. The Artist is one I resisted and resisted seeing, hearing it was "cute" and "charming." It is much, much more than that. I am thrilled for Bridesmaids and Moneyball and most especially for Best Actor nominee Demian Bichir for his film A Better Life.

What I am not thrilled about it the insistence on nominating names instead of achievements.

I love George Clooney and Alexander Payne as much as the next Westside-raised Angeleno. But I didn't feel any sorrow, sadness or even spirit from The Descendants. I didn't feel any magic from My Week With Marilyn.

I've read the list over a few times. And sure, I will be happy to see some nominees win -- but there's no excitement this year, there's no held breath or glorious moment of surprise when that-perfect-someone's name is called and their whole world changes on screen for the rest of us to witness. Christmas morning has come and gone. I no longer believe in Santa.

 
Waking up yesterday morning to the sunny, glowing light of my iPhone was a little bit like waking up on Christmas morning -- you sort of know what you're gonna get, but there's always room for surpris...
Waking up yesterday morning to the sunny, glowing light of my iPhone was a little bit like waking up on Christmas morning -- you sort of know what you're gonna get, but there's always room for surpris...
 
 
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10:20 AM on 01/31/2012
Have the Oscars ever truly been relevant? I've known they aren't since 1969 when "Easy Rider" wasn't even nominated for Best Picture (Nicholson was nominated for Best Supporting, but, of course, didn't win). They've nominated Peter O'Toole 8 times now and NOT awarded him that "coveted" statue. Their awards ceremony should never have been staged publicly as it is actually a private affair between the members of the Academy. Their "judgement" has ever been clouded by hubris and personal relationships. Again, NOT relevant.

Brando, Penn and others who've refused to take part in their farce have always been heroes to me.

And I agree wholeheartedly about "The Descendants". Based on all the hubbub we were hearing about it we went to see it. Half way through it I turned to my wife and said, "I don't get it. If a movie is lifeless and boring then people think it's deep?" She agreed. I still don't get it.
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12:31 PM on 01/29/2012
I'm with you lady ~ the Academy is really missing it these days
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02:46 PM on 01/26/2012
Somebody is taking the Academy Awards waaayyyy to seriously.
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02:14 PM on 01/26/2012
I cut this: "..I love George Clooney and Alexander Payne as much as the next Westside-raised Angeleno. But I didn't feel any sorrow, sadness or even spirit from The Descendants.." OMG..thank you. I truly thought I was the ONLY one who was not moved. Sure, there were good parts and Clooney's acting was spot on..but I found it..boring..(and I adore Clooney).
I like the way you write Sasha and forgive you your youth and beauty :-)..this line of yours: ".
Mike Mils delivered the most visceral film about love I can remember and it sticks to your skin in the best of ways, it coats your eyes when you leave the theater and everything feels different, if even for a moment, after experiencing it. .." Gosh..that alone makes me NEED to see The Beginners!
Guess Drive and Shame need to be rented as well. Thank you for an honest, well-written piece. (you'll never eat lunch in this town again you know :-)
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09:05 AM on 01/26/2012
Oh, I agree--Week with Marilyn? Descendants? Bridesmaids? These movie aren't going to be on anyone's "Best" lists 50 yrs from now. Ten movies is too many. Five was better. And Sophie's Choice will always be better than Iron Lady--Margaret Thatcher movie. Schindler's List will always be better than War Horse.
08:30 AM on 01/26/2012
I just don't understand how Harry Potter could not be up for best picture when it was one of the highest grossing movies of the year. That means, not only did people go see it, but probably went back twice and brought a friend. Total snub. Also, what about Alan Rickman's and Maggie Smith's fine performances? I'm only watching the opening monologue because I love Billy Crystal!
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11:53 PM on 01/25/2012
I might be the only person on earth who appreciated Tree of Life, and I was gratified to see it nominated. The Descendents is very good, but no, not "great." As for "Extremely Loud . . . " I haven't seen it, but one reviewer said, "It's the kind of movie that makes you want to punch it in the nose." And while I like Michelle Williams a lot, her Indy body type made her totally wrong for Marilyn.
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08:24 PM on 01/25/2012
I gave up when Brokeback lost to Crash.
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11:53 PM on 01/25/2012
Agreed. Crash was just one cut above a TV Movie of the Week.
07:50 PM on 01/25/2012
2011 was a pretty weak year for film in terms of blockbusters or anything of any significance... you get that from time to time, it happens.

The nominations though were predictable... Clooney, Pitt, Streep etc. One thing Hollywood doesn't make excuses for is the fact brand names get nominations, not the best performances. Sure, someone new may get a nod but it's few and far between. People turn in to watch the brand names, not someone who's never been to Hollywood before.

That being said, it's really crappy that Hollywood still believes that anything made in the U.S. is far superior than any other country. The movie industry needs more films like The King's Speech, Slumdog Millionaire and Life is Beautiful and less crap that Hollywood is passing off as legitimate art.
04:33 PM on 01/25/2012
When Halle Berry won for being topless in Monster's Ball, I gave up on the Oscars.
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07:01 PM on 01/25/2012
She won because it was arguably the best performance of 2001. I thought it was incredibly brave, honest, heartbreaking, and stunningly realized. A magnificent performance IMO.
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02:10 PM on 01/26/2012
Apparently all you saw were her perfect breasts in a VERY uncomforable "love"(sic) scene..it was more 2 damaged people reaching for viseral relief. I thought she was friggin amazing. That was NOT an easy role. She had to hit her fat son..then mourn his death..My gawd..it was a tough movie, but the acting was all flawless..from Halle to (darn..)Slingblade actor whose name I'll recall the second I hit post..to Heath Ledger as the tormented son of Thornton!..that's it!..
03:22 PM on 01/25/2012
The Academy certainly went with much higher brow nominees this year which I think will lose them a large portion of their young audience. After doing better at being in touch with the public the past two years, these stiff nominees just fall flat. I usually have something in common with the choice but not this year- if the contenders seem stuffy to you, check out my own Top 10 Movie Picks of 2011 at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2012/01/top-10-movie-picks-of-2011.html where you won’t see a single of the Academy’s nominees for Best Picture but you will get some movie artwork I drew up as well as the reviews!
02:38 PM on 01/25/2012
To me, this Oscar race is just like the GOP Presidential Primary. We're basically watching a bunch of self-appointed people make decisions about who's going to win something that is only really important to them.
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02:33 PM on 01/25/2012
Thank you so much for this article. I couldn't agree more with all of it. It's exactly what I've been saying for years: they nominate good performances, good scripts, good movies. They rarely nominate the best of the best, the outstanding. The Oscars are supposed to be the pinnacle of exceptionalism and that has deteriorated (if it really even existed in the first place). "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" is an okay film, at best. Does anyone actually believe it is one of THE ten best movies of 2011? Really? There are so many nominations on the list that year that are just fine. That is the problem. Few nominees are excellent (and believe me - they are out there...it's not as if this was a "bad year" for movies...not so). This was an excellent post.
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01:47 PM on 01/25/2012
The once prestigious Academy Awards is now in the same league as the Golden Globe, Peoples Choice, MTV and Wal-Mart Super Value Movie Awards. I'll probably watch, I always do. With Billy Chrystal hosting it can't be all bad.
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01:44 PM on 01/25/2012
The last time I saw the Oscars was when Return of the King won for Best picture. I didn't care about any other category, and quite frankly, was bored out of my mind. But, had to sit through the entire thing. Give the prizes to the people working behind the scenes. The actors make enough money, that in itself should be their prize since many of them don't deserve what they get paid.