Dear Long Island Iced Tea:
You are shit. You are an unholy dysfunctional marriage of four liquors, triple sec, sour mix and devil semen. You are a barely ingestible brown poison that should be driven from both Nassau and Suffolk counties with singular focus and extreme prejudice. You are holding...
Hugs Not Drugs But Also Maybe Drugs
Just Say No Or Yes Depending On Your Own Personal Stance On Drugs And The Taking of Drugs
Drugs Are Bad For People Who Flip Out When They Take Drugs
Drug Free Is Definitely One Way To Be
Get High On Life Or...