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Scott Rothman

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Dear Long Island Iced Tea

(67) Comments | Posted June 14, 2010 | 4:52 PM

Dear Long Island Iced Tea:

You are shit. You are an unholy dysfunctional marriage of four liquors, triple sec, sour mix and devil semen. You are a barely ingestible brown poison that should be driven from both Nassau and Suffolk counties with singular focus and extreme prejudice. You are holding...

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Recovered from Nancy Reagan's Trash: Old Anti-Drug Slogans Deemed Too Wishy Washy For Public Consumption

(1) Comments | Posted June 1, 2010 | 4:35 PM

Hugs Not Drugs But Also Maybe Drugs

Just Say No Or Yes Depending On Your Own Personal Stance On Drugs And The Taking of Drugs

Drugs Are Bad For People Who Flip Out When They Take Drugs

Drug Free Is Definitely One Way To Be

Get High On Life Or...

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New Rules for Using the Pool This Summer

(1) Comments | Posted May 19, 2010 | 3:36 PM

  • No Drowning.
  • Keep Your Goddamn Hands Off Denise.
  • Bathing Suits Must Be Worn At All Times (Not On Head).
  • Fluids of All Kinds Must Remain In Your Person At All Times.
  • If Lifeguard on Duty Dies and Falls Into Pool, Tell Other Lifeguard On Duty or Pick...
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