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12/02/2010 03:18 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

10 Things We Learned From NFL Week 12

  1. Derek Anderson would never make it as a stand up comedian.
  2. Barack Obama should have saved one of his presidential turkey pardons for Roy Williams.
  3. James Harrison won't be working in the commissioner's office when his playing career is over.
  4. It won't show up on the injury report, but Steve Johnson is definitely suffering from a bruised ego.
  5. Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan wouldn't get much of an audience for a pay-per-view bout.
  6. Deion Branch should send Randy Moss a thank-you card for the holidays.
  7. To get the 49ers fired up for future games Vernon Davis will lead a pregame team cry.
  8. Brad Smith may be faster missing one shoe than he is with two shoes on.
  9. The Lions' QB position is cursed.
  10. Mike Shanahan still cares more about messing with fantasy football team owners than he does about winning games.