Hypothetical Facebook status updates from real NFL players (with apologies to the Breast Cancer Awareness month digital marketers)!
Jason Taylor I like it on the dance floor.
Brett Favre I like it on Jenn Sterger's phone.
Brandon Jacobs I like it in the stands with my helmet.
Jay Cutler I like it wherever I can remember it.
Derek Anderson I like it on the bench.
Roddy White I like it out in the open.
Ray Rice I like it on the trainer's table.
Fred Jackson I like it in Marshawn Lynch's empty locker.
Chad Ochocinco I like it in the passenger seat of the Batmobile.
Shaun Rogers I like it in my kitchen.
Dez Bryant I like it on top of Roy Williams' shoulder pads.
Knowshon Moreno I like it on a chair in a rehab center.
Calvin Johnson I like it in the end zone.
Matt Moore I like it next to my clipboard.
Arian Foster I like it on a chair during team meetings.
Peyton Manning I like it on the set of a commercial.
Ben Roethlisberger I like it in the bathroom.
Josh Scobee I like it on the left hashmark.
Brandon Marshall I like it on South Beach.
Tom Brady I like it at home.
DeSean Jackson I like it just before the goal line.
Garrett Hartley I like it on the practice field.
Tom Cable I like it on the floor.
Steven Jackson I like it at my accupuncturist's office.
Darren Sproles I like it in Norv Turner's doghouse.
Michael Crabtree I like it in my crib.
Marshawn Lynch I like it in a first-class seat on a cross-country flight.
Kellen Winslow I like it on a sterile floor.
Vince Young I like it anywhere in Texas.
Brandon Jackson I like it in the backfield.
Dwayne Bowe I like it in a hotel on the road.
Clinton Portis I like it in the locker room.
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