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Sean Carman writes occasionally for McSweeney's, the Rumpus, and the Huffington Post. He has been a finalist in NPR's Three-Minute Fiction Contest, and his work appears in the anthologies "Stumbling and Raging: More Politically Inspired Fiction," "The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes," and "The McSweeney's Book of Politics and Musicals," forthcoming in June 2012. He lives in Washington, D.C.

Blog Entries by Sean Carman

Crossing the Gulf: Tania James' Aerogrammes

(1) Comments | Posted May 21, 2012 | 11:17 AM

The stories in Tania James's new collection Aerogrammes are about characters longing to cross impassable divides.

There are Gama and Imam, for example, two Punjabi wrestlers in London in search of challengers and a shot at the world championship. "NO ONE BARRED!! ALL CHAMPIONS CORDIALLY INVITED!!" their...

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A Magical Evening: Etgar Keret at the JCC

(0) Comments | Posted May 8, 2012 | 4:46 PM

I'm a big fan of Etgar Keret, and I missed his reading last year at the 6th and I Street Synagogue, so when I see he's going to do a reading at the Jewish Community Center, I ask a friend if she wants to go.

And she says, Who?...

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The Passions of Mike Daisey

(0) Comments | Posted March 28, 2012 | 12:56 PM

The Mike Daisey Rehabilitation Tour came to Washington's Woolly Mammoth Theater on Tuesday, in the form of an audience Q and A at Woolly's Melton Rehearsal Hall led by the theater's Artistic Director Howard Shalwitz and its Managing Director Jeff Herrmann.

The evening also featured a repentant Mike Daisey,...

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The Highballers Hit Their Prime

(2) Comments | Posted February 23, 2012 | 9:16 AM

As we waited on Monday night to order beers at the Club Iota bar, I asked my friend Kendall Jackson, the singer, songwriter, and guitarist for the Highballers, to explain the D.C. rockabilly band's recent run of success.

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"It's Tara," he...

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The Lizard King

(5) Comments | Posted January 28, 2012 | 12:52 PM

In the year 2012
The much assailed electorate
Decided that it wanted
A charlatan for president.

Grown weary and suspicious of
The man who dreamed and dared,
It threw its weight instead behind
A man of craven cares.

A man who studied...

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(More) Top Books from the Past Year (or So) by (Mostly) Local Authors

(0) Comments | Posted January 3, 2012 | 11:17 AM

Welcome to the second entry in my series of posts on the best books from 2011 (or 2010) from local(ish) authors, some of whom are friends of mine. Read the first entry here.

I Was the Jukebox
Poems by Sandra Beasley
2010 by Norton / 2011...

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Top Books From the Past Year (or So) by (Mostly) Local Authors

(4) Comments | Posted December 24, 2011 | 10:12 AM

Shortly after I finished Leaving the Atocha Station, Ben Lerner's brilliant novel about the promise and the impossibility of salvation in the experience of art, and one of the best books I've read in years, the Sunday New York Times Book Review arrived, with its annual list of the Top...

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Saint Christopher

(3) Comments | Posted December 21, 2011 | 9:55 AM

Everyone, it seems, has a Christopher Hitchens story.

And why shouldn't they? The iconic journalist was outspoken, recognizable, and he traveled everywhere. He was the kind of person you remembered, like a literary character brought to life, refined but vaguely disheveled, perpetually slumped and tired. He often seemed slightly...

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Live From Tahrir Square

(0) Comments | Posted February 12, 2011 | 8:18 AM

CNN Anchor Gloria Borger: And now we go live to Tahrir Square, where our correspondent Sean Carman is standing by. Sean, what's the mood down there?

Sean: Utter jubilation.

Gloria: It looks like quite a party down there.

Sean: Gloria, it's the biggest party I've ever seen. Fireworks. Dancing. Muslims...

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The Hosni Mubarak Guide to Public Speaking

(5) Comments | Posted February 11, 2011 | 9:29 PM

Great. You have to give a speech. In public. Surely this is one of the most distasteful obligations of public service?

Still, you don't have any choice. There's apparently a crisis going on, and your vice president, the new one, who you installed last week (praise be to Allah,...

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Inside the White House

(2) Comments | Posted February 4, 2011 | 6:15 PM

The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. It is late January/early February 2011. President Obama is holding a briefing with his National Security Team.

The President: OK, what's the situation?

The Secretary of State: Well, the peaceful citizens of Egypt are gathered in Tahrir Square, singing songs and chanting slogans for...

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Let's Hear it for Politeness!

(3) Comments | Posted October 31, 2010 | 3:06 AM

They came from Baltimore, Chapel Hill, and San Francisco. From Seattle, Laramie, and Western Pennsylvania.

They traveled on the Bolt and Mega Bus from New York, which both cost $20 and have free wi-fi. But they also came on busses chartered by media tycoons. Those busses were free and, as...

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NPR's Missed Opportunity

(6) Comments | Posted October 24, 2010 | 11:38 AM

This week, NPR fired Juan Williams for saying that airline passengers in "Muslim garb" make him nervous.

There has been a lot of talk about what NPR should have done in response to Williams' comments. I've been wondering what would have happened if, instead of firing Williams, NPR had invited...

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I Am the 'They' From Whom We Need to Reclaim Our Honor

(262) Comments | Posted August 30, 2010 | 9:15 AM

I failed to attend Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" gathering at the Lincoln Memorial this weekend.

I thought about going. I mean, America's honor has been stolen. By "Them." That's pretty serious. Someone should do something.

Frankly, I can't believe They would do such a thing. Who do They think They...

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At the National Archives

(4) Comments | Posted August 29, 2010 | 6:37 AM

Guard #1: Hey Joe.

Guard #2: Yeah?

Guard #1: Isn't this the box where we keep America's honor?

Guard #2: I think so.

Guard #1: Well it's gone.

Guard #2 (coming over): It's what?

Guard #1: It's not here.

Guard #2 (shining flashlight): Holy [expletive deleted].

Guard #1: First America's...

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The Answer to Health Care Reform

(7) Comments | Posted January 21, 2010 | 6:51 AM

Well, Scott Brown has won the Senate election in Massachusetts, proving once again that, in America, anything is possible if you are extremely good looking and drive a pickup.

Brown's election boggles the mind. His centerfold picture, for example, reminds me of all those beauty queens who lost their...

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Jeff Zucker: A Day in the Life

(1) Comments | Posted January 14, 2010 | 6:09 AM

8:00 a.m.

Beeeeeeeep --

"Hey Matt, it's Jeff. Listen, wanted to go over the changes for the Today show we talked about. I know you're not excited about switching to a reality format and moving to 7 in the evening, but Matt, reality is the future of television -- you...

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This Whole Leno/Conan Thing Makes No Sense

(40) Comments | Posted January 12, 2010 | 9:00 PM

I've just read Conan O'Brien's letter to the People of Earth about the Tonight Show mess, and I think he has a point. The implication of his letter is that there is only one Tonight Show, and NBC should just decide who will host it. That sounds right.

...
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Going Rogue: The Sarah Palin Chapter Outline

(2) Comments | Posted November 16, 2009 | 7:05 AM

Tomorrow HarperCollins releases Going Rogue: An American Life, by Sarah Palin. Although the book clocks in at 432 pages, it's actually written in pencil on Big Chief tablet paper. Still, 432 pages is a long time to hear anyone go on and on about themselves. 432 pages of Sarah Palin?...

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Kanye West Interrupts Obama Speech to Investment Bankers

(45) Comments | Posted September 14, 2009 | 8:13 PM

NEW YORK, September 14, 2009 -- Kanye West interrupted President Obama's speech to the New York City investment banking community today, grabbing the microphone just as the President was launching into prepared remarks about the need for regulatory reform of America's financial markets.

"I know we're all gathered here...

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